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@twinkfwiedwice

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@twinkfwiedwice
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TW// child abuse, drug abuse, su*cide, r*pe Im alone and have to get this out. This is my trauma. If you don't want to read then fuck off, but this is my diary and this is my story if anyone gives a fuck bc im on constantly on the edge of destruction lately🧵
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I don't understand this 'dunk' like yeah, I was poor, and ppl need plasma ??
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Are white women okay
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@ForgetfuP Make it make sense
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@pyrameadhead Look at this superior specimen
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Relapsed after 7 years but fuck it, it's been a god awful week
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@MKEMarlow Exactly! That's why im so damn confused lol. But thank you for understanding
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@Bunnyisacommie I mean, that's all I can say my plasma mark says about me 🤷‍♂️
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What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow? You cant milk a cow for 20 years
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I busted my ass growing up, doing good in school and constantly working, to get to where I am now - rock bottom 😌
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Just had my interview and they hired me on the spot can I get a W??
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Why only put your "145IQ" in your name and not go ahead and let people know you're clearly an incel too?
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@superloafcat @drag0n_energy Having a hard time believing this is a real person
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referring to cum as 'cream of nut'
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@ZziggyStarburst I was thinking the same. Possibly? Definitely just oddly worded
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Fidel in Gaza with Palestinian children
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If you're buying a pistol with your stimmy get a used Glock for $400. Trust me
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Guy who spends all day on twitter flirting with egirls then goes to sleep next to his wife every night
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Also, never forget Assata's godson, Tupac, shot 2 intoxicated, off duty officers who were harassing a homeless man in Atlanta 28 years ago this Halloween AND he beat the case
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Today is the 42nd anniversary of Assata’s legendary escape from an NJ prison. Targeted by COINTELPRO for her activity with the BLA, she lived as a fugitive until she was framed for the murder of a state trooper and sentenced to life in prison. She resides in Cuba to this day.
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@PineCellar @theserfstv This is the weirdest censorship I think I've seen here but what about this last one?
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The last 6 months have taught me irony left twitter full of all the shitbags is a thousand fold more genuine than wokescold twitter where the true shitbags reside
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This cat has some heavy lifting to do as my emotional support animal but damn she does it well
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@JUNlPER I ended up removing my dick vein too :/
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it's been a week. pls help me find my friends
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@drag0n_energy Lmao. Just wow
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72 hours benzo free off a decade prescription
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Found my shirt from when I had an ounce of hope for this country
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Freedom of speech doesn't allow you to falsely accuse someone of sexual violence in an international publication for personal gain. Now go shit in your own bed #DeppVsHeard
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Why are you as a leftist using the imperial system to measure shit
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Got the job 💪
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Applying for jobs wish me luck
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literally all I want for my bday is to find a few more lost mutuals. help a guy out?
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it's been a week. pls help me find my friends
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Look at my little purple love bug
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So everyone has a Rick and Morty shirt that they refuse to be seen in public with right? It was 2016 alright dont judge me
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I'm going to need a garbage bag of xanax when they let Chauvin go next week
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Calling my 'dont tread on me' 70 yr old libertarian dad after 4 years just to drop a 9/11 joke and hang up
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A bit taken aback by how much support and genuine words of encouragement I've received Thank you from the bottom of my heart to each and every one of you 🖤
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@shawarmacommie Just trying not to completely hate myself but thank you, brother
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Kinda wanna take my cat on walks. On a scale from 1 to Kesha how dumb would I look walking down the sidewalk with my cat in a harness?
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Euthanasia should be legal for everyone
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@OGSnowLazarus Lol that name is what co fused me even more!
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Labia Majora's Mask
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Day 3 of not putting a nutrition grain bar in my butt 💪🏼
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A nice cum tweet every now and again to thin the followers out
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Make love Make art Make meth in your basement with common household items
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Gen Z learn to fucking tip when you get good service challenge
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Blood tests came back today and I have a vitamin d deficiency. I need the d. Someone pls bring me the d 🙏🏼
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@thisisponytoast Fuck me, right?
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I need a president who makes all decisions based on astrology
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Sooo is it my understanding the virus actually was man made and Fauci even knew about it? This is wild
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Lost a good friend I graduated high school with in the Vegas Shooting. We were poker buddies Stephen Paddock shot him in the back as he covered his wife RIP Sonny #VegasStrong
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The capitalists will sell us the rope with which we will hang them - Vladimir Lenin
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@tainomoon We're all mutually blocked so I'm in the dark but this just made me smile
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Soft Blocks and Hard Cocks: An Autobiography
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Like, my life is comically shit, especially relative to how much effort I put in. I fold my hand
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I don't understand how large accounts manage sometimes. I made a benign post that got traction and some of the hate I'm receiving is unreal
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Trying to decide which is worse - lying about not having a wife and 2 dogs or using your family to come across as wholesome
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A guy flipped me off in Target so I told him to suck my dick and he did and it was great and that was 2 years ago today and we're still together
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ahh yes new account means I get to redo side quests, starting with getting blocked by Ian Miles Cheong again 😌
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As My Penis Gently Weeps
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i am. a simp
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who wants to fuckin party
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I just want someone to love me the way you guys love cum 😪
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Happy caturday 💜
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Going to get an emotional support plant and take it everywhere
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Cuddling my baby girl on this frigid saturday evening. Hope you guys are having a great night and I love you
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When I was 4 I found my mom's body after she committed suicide
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@CantEverDie Hypest funeral ever
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I was wanting to hang myself a few days ago but today I'm feeling it more optimistic than I have in a very long time
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Yoooo after over 2 years they just reinstated my account!
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Got a trim today for an interview i have tuesday. Rn it's Persona 5 as my bb sleeps in my lap time tho
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You measure speed in mph. I measure speed in mgs. We are not the same
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Every nye for the rest of my life will forever remind me how I was unjustly thrown in jail for 3 days and cold turkeyed off the benzos I'd been prescribed for 8 yrs. I'm just still so goddamn angry at the hell and torture they put me through
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And sorry I ghosted. Was a little stressed and didnt want to bring that energy here but I'm good. Love you guys
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Had a whole 2 tables and now about to walk home through this 🙃
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I turned 32 this month #DontLookYourAgeChallenge
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This dumb bitch came in to eat with a 'mild' case of covid WTF IS A MILD CASE OF COVID
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My bb rn
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Finishing a 12 hour double. It's been quite the day
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@thotteusstevens the bday present I needed
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Applying for jobs wish me luck
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When I think about the mistakes I've made in life I think about Pete Davdison's HRC tattoo for perspective
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I'm ready to get my life back
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@atensnut Why are right wingers so awful at comedy
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Y'all prefer almond milk, oat milk, or cum?
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seeing the hashtag trending that your race's lives matter hurts ngl
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I've been staring at this for 4 minutes
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Twitter/X is reportedly removing likes, comments, and reposts from replies via XDaily
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Fuck this I'm moving to Myspace and screaming into the one and true void
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Randomly thinking about how I asked my parents what an orgy was at the dinner table when I was 11 🥴 wtf brain
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I choose my family
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Cant say it doesn't put a smile on my face opening this app and seeing everyone absolutely done with kunta's incessant bullshit
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Going to start calling everyone anti asian that disagrees with me
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@arisden1 Holy shit be careful Dennis
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Supporting my lgbtq comrades this month by having lots of gay sex 💪🏼
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I just got paid $245 for a 45 min plasma donation. W
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New girl at work was just shook when she asked my age. She thought I was like 20-21 lmao
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Turn up
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Sometimes I wish I just believed in a religion or astrology. Need to huff some hopium somehow
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why in the ever loving fuck would you be a Stalinist
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