yknow, now that i have some experience developing games, i feel that it's an entirely reasonable and relatively likely assumption that this was the work of one programmer who accidentally made someone walk without the animation and then said "you know what would be funny"
Me whiffing a counter: God I suck at this game
Me landing a counter: You fool. Your motions are easier to read for me than a flourescent red sign in the middle of the dark woods. It is like a children's book to open up at my own leisure. And now you will suffer for your mistake.
@BizzGalaxy
like the sheer fact that buddy qrtd like that... with the capital YIKES... implies that they thought people would widely agree with them?... i just wanna know what the thought process was
To this day it's still baffling to me that the pokemon DP anime had the fucking balls to basically give a pokemon PTSD. Chimchar literally started bawling the first time it lost under ash's command and he praised it and didn't insult it. Straight up abusive relationship with paul
Today:
-Toy Story 4 was announced
-A live action Pokemon movie was announced... and looks good
-Stan Lee died
-Kpop stans making fun of Stan lee's death
-Snoop Dogg got an early copy of Spyro personally delivered to him and tweeted about it
Who the fuck is playing Jumanji
Twas the night before Ult and all throughout Twitter
Every smasher was failing to quiet their jitters
We want the game! They cried. We want to fight!
As Sakurai laughed and sat back til midnight
But then appeared the inevitable doom
A Gamestop said "fuck it" and sold it too soon.
recently stumbled upon r/whatisthisbug whose gimmick is that people can post pictures of bugs and members will help identify it but the thing is these people go fucking CRAZY for weevils
*nintendo direct*
*animal crossing is finally revealed*
*reggie comes on, explains that this will be his final direct before he retires*
Reggie: That's all the time I've got. I have to get back to playing Animal Crossing for the Nintendo Switch...
With all of you...
Forever.
A little fundy to cap off the evening, for your viewing pleasure:
Aim for the opponent to be tangent (geometry/trigonometry) to the Explosive Flame and yank them into you.
155 IQ minimum required
I love donkey kong in smash ultimate. I'm never upset when he's on the screen. If I'm playing against him I get to practice my combos. If I'm playing him I get to fish for stupid shit. If I lose to him that's hilarious. He's not viable but he's funny. Thank you sakurai
Hey I noticed people are going into his other tweets and pursuing him. Can y'all not? It's shitty of him to treat furries like they're lesser people and it's cool if we all clown on him in this thread but don't harrass him on his other tweets, that's taking it too far
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Ok now that all the K Rool mains are gone, they look at elite smash results when balancing the game so rip k rool once this patch comes out
I love the question "who is the canonical strongest character in smash" because immediately it comes down to the characters who either are literal gods, have killed gods, or have the ability to kill gods and then inevitably just
【K I R B Y】
@IncomeTaxxx
The fact that one of the most convincing fake smash leaks of all time that no one could prove wrong until all info about the game had released is universally called "the grinch leak" and was so credible because of a poster of the grinch is still the funniest shit
@IncomeTaxxx
I watch Alpharad regularly because I enjoy his videos. His vocal fanbase can definitely be annoying, but I legit don't get why people hate on the man himself so much
@rasberruu
"Come over"
"I cant im playing animal crossing for the nintendo switch"
"My parents arent home"
"Yeah and what do you want me to do, let my town get overrun by weeds?"
Hocus Pocus effects datamined by a trusted source:
-Witch Time applied to a random player
-You get your final smash
-Opponent's controller is unplugged
-You win
-Opponent's controls are reversed
-A slime shows up and fucks your opponent's mom
-Thwack but a projectile
That mf was even straight up gaslit! It was convinced that it really WANTED to be constantly injured to wild extremes for the sake of training! The balls they mustve had to put that into a children's show
For anyone doubting it, multiple chemical engineers/chemists have quote tweeted this saying that it is a fact and that things like this are why they love science and honestly im right there with them
I JUST FOUND OUT THAT MY DAD WAS CLINICALLY DEAD WHEN HE WAS 16 WHAT THE FUCK
EVEN MY MOM DIDNT KNOW HE NEVER TOLD ANY OF US
His friend dared him to ride on the hood of a car and he got thrown off into a stone wall. Says he had a literal out of body view on the scene from above
If your main has any of these things, you're carried:
-A quick tilt that you can spam on shield without fear of being grabbed
-A tilt that combos into grab
-More than one double jump
-A relatively short duration move that stalls your air momentum
-A fair that combos into itself