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22 she/her | all out superstar | league grandmaster mid/supp | pokemon & hyv addict

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@Bomgeisha
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3 years
Hey guys, got a pretty exciting announcement for you all: as of today I am officially a Pokemon Unite coach for @TryMetafy ! So much love and appreciation to my community that got me here! You can find the link to my booking profile in bio and here: ❤️
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@Bomgeisha
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4 years
hot take: people only like summer because it was our only time off for like 12 years and its ingrained in our minds to like it. the actual season is fucking atrocious
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3 years
bitch wake up
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We’re pleased to announce the development of Pokémon Sleep, a new app from @Pokemon_cojp that tracks a user’s time sleeping and brings a gameplay experience unlike any other! Several Snorlax were consulted on this, in case you were wondering. #PokemonSleep is coming in 2020.
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4 years
nintendo’s social media manager opening his notifications:
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the pokemon go bracket at vgc tournaments:
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@Bomgeisha
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1 year
this tweet aged like fucking milk
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@BigYellowSilly
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I hope in Gen 9 Pokemon stop doing that thing where they introduce a genuinely really interesting move or ability and then only give it to Shrumplefump, the loveable slow mixed attacker with a BST of 475
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@Bomgeisha
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4 years
@UpAired LITERALLY goat season
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4 years
My Experience With PK (PokemonKing4Life) Read:
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@Bomgeisha
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2 years
gamefreak adding base stats to the paradoxes and ruinations
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@Bomgeisha
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4 years
gay obama be like Let me be queer
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@Bomgeisha
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4 years
@BizzGalaxy im what the entirety of america would consider the north and we STILL have a fucking heat warning. this shit is evil
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@Bomgeisha
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4 years
Wait was nobody going to tell me that xenoblade's title theme is the most beautiful song of any title screen in history
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1 year
kartana i miss you
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3 years
trump: build the wall! biden: build the wall! 🥰✨🏳️‍🌈 (he/him)
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@Bomgeisha
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4 years
if you are using this situation to fucking tweet “haha i told you so guys i never trusted zack!!” grow up i dont like you
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2 years
@marcannekissing @proyearner you swear you ate this but in reality you are just a bad person
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4 years
@ProfessorHob0 i live in canada. fuck the summer
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@Bomgeisha
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4 years
im sorry that i daydreamt a scenario where we got married because you were nice to me for 3 seconds its not my fault
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@Bomgeisha
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1 year
people saying this is comedy after sending a certain bayo player d3aths thr3ats for doing the same thing but classier… oh ok
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me when my mom says the chicken nuggets are ready #SSC2023
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@Bomgeisha
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4 years
oomfs just got ate the fuck up 😭😭 what the hell we gonna do now
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@Bomgeisha
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4 years
been scared to say anything for a long time i'm finally ready to let the world know i'm actually a trans woman. i've been ashamed of it for almost six years, living in stealth, but today i can proudly say that i am who i am. i'll never pretend to be someone im not. #PRIDE2020
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@Bomgeisha
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5 months
real talent and quality gameplay always wins, exactly
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3 years
wolf players when a bayo player walks into the venue
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4 years
Obama ruining death note be like Let me be Near
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2 years
@UzairMonado RAID CODES ARE RANDOMLY GENERATED
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@Bomgeisha
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3 years
--after tamim
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Holy shit I'm the best bayo and it isn't even close
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2 years
the professor trying to contact you in area zero
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4 years
schools when your tank top strap is only 1 finger wide:
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@Bomgeisha
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6 months
NOOO THE MEGA SYMBOL THE MOST ANNOYING PERSON YOU KNOW WON TODAY PLEASE CHECK IN ON YOUR LOVED ONES 💔💔💔
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5 months
twitch chat is so fucking funny dude these cant be real people
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1 year
we are in august 2023 and people still think having t3chn1cals ride for them is going to clear their name... bitch that is literally pleading guilty
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@Bomgeisha
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13 days
This is what it feels like to have anything nevets related on my timeline ever
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@Bomgeisha
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3 years
this twitter mafia shit is unironically just a modernized stanford prison experiment you are all going to go fucking insane
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3 years
me when somebody asks me what ramanas park is in bdsp
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2 years
if i was given 48 hours to do incident response at my job and i came up with this i would get fired actually
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Me when I send in Rillaboom (OU Choice Band)
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4 years
Can yall stfu about "wtf is [name redacted]" thats literally the name of the song in the game she's an evil scientist imksdgktsadksfgdkfsadk
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4 years
@snarkeigh it's gotten so popular that people don't even know the source. this is awkward
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4 years
current mood
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3 years
Gen Z is Refusing to Work 12 Hour Shifts For Unliveable Wages and It’s Hurting the Economy.
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5 months
we really dont give a fuck its not even a major holiday you always acting like its christmas or something
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2 years
and are these “kill confirms” in the room with us now?
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2 years
xenoblade 3 noah voice actor in chapter 5 and 6
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@Bomgeisha
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4 years
mere days ago people were saying “wheres zero when you need him, zero would never do anything!” do you get it now when we say STOP IDOLIZING PEOPLE YOU DONT KNOW
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@Bomgeisha
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4 years
lets say, for the sake of argument, that nobody wants 2 triplats legal. now, hypothetically speaking, big battlefield is far too big to circumvent this. logically speaking, the solution would be to introduce a small battlefield.
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@Bomgeisha
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4 years
nature is healing
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twinks are a dying race
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@NiteBayonetta THE FE3H MUSIC IS SENDING ME WHY IS IT HERE
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@Bomgeisha
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4 years
can you imagine being told you're good enough to be a pokemon gym leader and you're like "oh awesome which one do i get to run?" and they make you run the first gym with a level 9 pidgey
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@HyPaladin @tamim2938029181 @Niko_SSBU you probably dont know who i am but if its any peace of mind for you we’re friends irl and i can confirm its him
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4 years
oreo after posting this:
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Trans people exist.
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banjo players begging for him for 15 years just to realize hes boring as hell
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2 years
hey guys at goml for the day but didnt enter cuz i want riddles to get higher than 2nd for once
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Me: I’m gonna fix my sleep schedule The fix:
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>release corrosion ability so that poison types can have some agency against steel >only put it on pokemon who already implode steel types at a baseline ???????????
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3 years
i forgor spider
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4 years
@Samsora_ No literally how am I supposed to feel good playing some rat looking character when I could just be pretty
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4 years
seen someone get confused and think this was about pksparxx, so just want to clarify that this is about @/pkthegod
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3 years
isnt it fucked up that your parents aren’t even related like it’s literally just some people
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4 years
Who the fuck we owe..? E.T? 😭
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JUST IN: The world's debt has now hit $281,000,000,000,000 (281 Tril)‼️🤯
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3 years
me when i tell my friend brb i'm gonna go get a drink but they unpause it behind my back
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2 years
karma’s a bitch… and so am I
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Bitches will but won't
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bayo players after pressing heel slide for the first time:
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i hate a bitch thats right handed... did you even try to be original
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14 year olds be putting their girlfriends in bio... the only thing yall need to be putting in bio is some EFFORT your grade is a 62%
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follow my twitch
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@freelnformation me, an empath
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4 years
happy #nationalboyfriendday i think he is pretty cool 🧡
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white people be like “white people be like” but then are the white people who be like
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my therapist: acid trip crash bandicoot isn't real and can't hurt you my acid trip:
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ben shapiro saying wet ass p word is living in my head rent free
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melee players: warmed up like crazy for this major hope i play well today the enemy marth:
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2 years
Bought pokemon violet, if there’s another betrayal as big ass the nickit -> thievul evolution I will be unleashing a devastation on society unlike any other
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@BizzGalaxy literally who tf is even 15 like grow up
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“pronouns in bio” is a unoriginal and pathetic insult unlike “op is a komaeda” which deals a devastating blow and completely obliterates your opponent, leaving not even a shred of their existence behind in this mortal realm
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@ousiaTorin as someone who has never played zelda i've decided he's just really really committed to the bit
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@LeagueOfLegends i've never felt more seen, more heard, more related to... i love u
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just saw the person who groomed me at age 15's name on the timeline for grooming someone ELSE at age 15. at no point did i understand i was a victim of grooming until just now. i could have saved someone else by realizing sooner. i actually feel like i'm going to fucking throw up
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im just going to start labelling people as “passed high school english” or “failed high school english” based on their ability to interpret the ending of xc3
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you know you bad when you can pose from any angle…
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white gays scare the fuck out of me cuz ill ask to see their boyfriend and they look like siblings at least 60% of the time
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@AceStarThe3rd i am so sorry sir byleth is on the 28th
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bitches are really spending 79.99 on age of calamity as if we aren’t already in a fucking real one for free 😭
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@Dark_Wizzy_ ⚠️ BREAKING NEWS! BREAKING NEWS! ⚠️ A source, who has asked us to keep their name anonymous, has alleged that top players are "allowed to have lives outside of Super Smash Brothers Ultimate tournaments." More at 6, back to your regularly scheduled programming.
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Territorial Rotbart dick got me acting insane
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I WON SMASHCON PLAYING SOLO ROBIN OMG I TOLD YALL SHE WAS GOOD!!
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azealia banks is so talented all she had to do to was not be the antichrist… is that really such a hard task
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@JaxterTJS literally like yes limas tweet was not it but riot has also been playing bigotry bingo unchecked for like two years now and nobody gives af its insane
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4 years
yall are fucking weird i want to see my friends
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@Bomgeisha
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2 years
2 years today 🧡💜
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