Hey guys, got a pretty exciting announcement for you all: as of today I am officially a Pokemon Unite coach for
@TryMetafy
!
So much love and appreciation to my community that got me here! You can find the link to my booking profile in bio and here: ❤️
hot take: people only like summer because it was our only time off for like 12 years and its ingrained in our minds to like it. the actual season is fucking atrocious
We’re pleased to announce the development of Pokémon Sleep, a new app from
@Pokemon_cojp
that tracks a user’s time sleeping and brings a gameplay experience unlike any other!
Several Snorlax were consulted on this, in case you were wondering.
#PokemonSleep
is coming in 2020.
I hope in Gen 9 Pokemon stop doing that thing where they introduce a genuinely really interesting move or ability and then only give it to Shrumplefump, the loveable slow mixed attacker with a BST of 475
been scared to say anything for a long time
i'm finally ready to let the world know i'm actually a trans woman. i've been ashamed of it for almost six years, living in stealth, but today i can proudly say that i am who i am. i'll never pretend to be someone im not.
#PRIDE2020
mere days ago people were saying “wheres zero when you need him, zero would never do anything!”
do you get it now when we say STOP IDOLIZING PEOPLE YOU DONT KNOW
lets say, for the sake of argument, that nobody wants 2 triplats legal. now, hypothetically speaking, big battlefield is far too big to circumvent this. logically speaking, the solution would be to introduce a small battlefield.
can you imagine being told you're good enough to be a pokemon gym leader and you're like "oh awesome which one do i get to run?" and they make you run the first gym with a level 9 pidgey
>release corrosion ability so that poison types can have some agency against steel
>only put it on pokemon who already implode steel types at a baseline
???????????
Bought pokemon violet, if there’s another betrayal as big ass the nickit -> thievul evolution I will be unleashing a devastation on society unlike any other
“pronouns in bio” is a unoriginal and pathetic insult unlike “op is a komaeda” which deals a devastating blow and completely obliterates your opponent, leaving not even a shred of their existence behind in this mortal realm
just saw the person who groomed me at age 15's name on the timeline for grooming someone ELSE at age 15. at no point did i understand i was a victim of grooming until just now. i could have saved someone else by realizing sooner. i actually feel like i'm going to fucking throw up
im just going to start labelling people as “passed high school english” or “failed high school english” based on their ability to interpret the ending of xc3
@Dark_Wizzy_
⚠️ BREAKING NEWS! BREAKING NEWS! ⚠️
A source, who has asked us to keep their name anonymous, has alleged that top players are "allowed to have lives outside of Super Smash Brothers Ultimate tournaments."
More at 6, back to your regularly scheduled programming.
@JaxterTJS
literally like yes limas tweet was not it but riot has also been playing bigotry bingo unchecked for like two years now and nobody gives af its insane