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Pep Guardiola will fail spectacularly at City if he thinks he can make City play 'beautiful' 'tiki-taka' style football.
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@FullTimeDEVILS 1. Martial 2. Rooney 3. Rashford 4. Lingard
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@utdxtra Drive off the edge of a cliff
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8 years
Playing only one way will not work in the Prem League, look at LvG
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5 years
RT if you eat mango without the skin, trying to see sumn
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5 years
Like this tweet if you don't care about Tiger Woods or golf
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6 years
Your other MCM is 22 years old without a driving licence
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@MrAliAJ42 Cos you live far away from London
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6 years
@LiamPaulCanning Periera is not ready for first team football, should be loaned out. He was non existent the whole game and made a crucial mistake. Not a fan of mctominay but he would have been a better choice than periera. Also Fred maybe. We need to sign another midfielder
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8 years
Spoke to my ex after 10 years. "Mr or Dr" she asks. "Mrs" I said.
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@Sporf @Mervin_Nicholas @XabiAlonso @btsportfootball 😥😥😫😫😪😪😫😫😥😥😫😫😪😪😪😫😫😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😥😥😥😥😥😥😤😤😤😤😢😢😢😢😢😟😟😟😟😟😟😟😟😕😕😕😖😖😖😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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8 years
White people
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Voices from bird box : abedababy💕 Merv:
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Ali had a tough day so far for 3 reasons: 1. We had double chem today 2. Ate his lunch at break so now is lunchless 3. Mas kept touchin him
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8 years
Memories a bit poor but ill try my best
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Fast forward, we walking back now, Ali is content, Subway in his belly he dun care if u touch him now.. or does he?
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@Ismile_Sd @MrAliAJ42 @rkm98_ @_akyy__ @hadawi___ @Ilikecars distance Ali is willing to walk for Huda: Ali 📍 📏 (500miles) 📏 📏 📍 📏 (500 more miles) 📏 📏 📍Huda
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8 years
Canny deal with people on my course wearing hoodies with "trust me, I'm an engineer" on the back
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ALI had ONE thing on his mind and that was to make it to Subway on time to get his favourite footlong down him. He strong he loyal he ali
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5 years
Your MCM goes on a "dentistry trip" to Thailand with the love of his life
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8 years
Listens to Taylor once
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Blocked by the legendary Ali 'couple weeks ago' ☺☺☺
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@D_DeGea @ManUtd Shut up and repent for your sins
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7 years
@MrAliAJ42 Am I searching for a hero or a key? Or both?? #confused
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8 years
How can you write "happy easter" on the front of the envelope and inside there's a bill for £180..
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8 years
LOOK at my DP Do I look happy????
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5 years
Thread of 'celebrities' who annoy me for absolutely no reason
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Asians v at school >>>>>
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8 years
@hoolah97 @masshasss yup. U just a random
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8 years
Me: Mas and Ali have stopped fighting. This is nice let's enjoy this silence. Also me: would b funny if they start at it again
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8 years
Was a fairly warm but cold March day when gang gang was walking back from Subway
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Mas was about to POP Ali but Ali kept it together. He could've burst or he could keep getting hit and move forward ala ROCKY style
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F1 is the best sport in the world
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8 years
My man thought India will get 950-10 😭😂😂😂
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8 years
Alex C kicks Alis chair, Ali reacts and shouts, Ali gets sent to the front. Successfull french lesson for us.
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6 years
@thatbitchmeI . You take that back
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5 years
I have nothing to promote but Chris Smalling if you're reading this then please leave Manchester United , thank you
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8 years
@jawad1997 wat hapen
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Ali's walking further ahead with Akeel probs talking about marriage and stuff. Boys at the back talking about Uni, football and stuff .
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6 years
Your MCM was born in Croydon and DOESNT have a Croydon accent
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7 years
@MrAliAJ42 U turning into a masood
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@LiamPaulCanning Lukaku needs to be sold unless he is happy to play League cup matches/ bench warmer role. Could be vital when we need to time waste because he is so slow he will waste up minutes coming on.
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@Mervin_Nicholas What type of crackhead eats crisps at 11am is the real question
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@twattry Leave my son alone you dick???? He just wants to be a chess master bro
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#MUFC are interested in bringing Shakib Al Hasan from Bangladesh cricket team to replace outgoing Romelu Lukaku [BBC sports]
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7 years
Imagine a teacher watching your friends Instagram story and not yours
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5 years
Lol felt cute in these pics , might delete later
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I will never ever ever ever have to fill out an application form again and do stupid physcometric tests ever again . Ever
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@MrAliAJ42 Did you try to put it in 5th gear at 10 mph ?????
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@MrAliAJ42 That must be some clutch!!
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8 years
Me: hey Ali you ready for the french writing next week? Ali: yeah man been working REAL hard trying to memories this piece
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8 years
Major throwback to my better days #microphone
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5 years
This shot is brilliant and should be shown in any film study class
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If you really think about it, 1977 isn't even that far away
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Sparkling water , twiglets , bounty
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seven up, nik naks, snickers duo. 🥰🥰🥰
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Our whatsapp group is so special
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Was travelling through london the other day. The tubes and train actually depress me
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Bigman, you're a good man , thank you
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My WCW may smoke A LOT of shisha but she will still my WCW 😌😔
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@MrAliAJ42 Going to the library is a mistake
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6 years
@jgunnzz I'm no mathematician, but since 100% concentration of hand soap neutralises 99.9% of bacteria and since a 2.1 (60%) is an acceptable pass mark that would mean that the minimum optimal hand soap concentration is 60.06%
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@79befe4511f14a4 @twattry RT and Like brother
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@utdxtra Idiot can't do his tie. Get out my club
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Prime me uptop was a sight to behold . No wonder they called me STAR STRIKER
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8 years
Now offering a brand new service only £1.99 per game. DM for more info, service includes a running commentary on a United game
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Man was all the way at the back n I swear I heard it befor my eyes saw it. Connection was 100%, as if Ali had been practising his whole life
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#ICantRespectAnyoneWho does not like Harry Potter or LOTR
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I look at Mas, this guy is FRESH, "yo mas, Ali called you a dickhead". Immediately Mas tenses up, he clinches his fists, he ain't having it
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@Mervin_Nicholas Nonces like Ali do
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Man played rounders ONCE in 1972 and think she's cricket expert all of a sudden
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@MrAliAJ42 Go bald again
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ALi blocked me uno
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My spirit person
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@MrAliAJ42 Drive at high speed to activate the g forces and so your body will react and develop core strength as it's super physical when driving at high speeds because of the g forces
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9-5 is not the one
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Me: I'm nervous man I really need to get a good mark Ali: you'll be fine, I need a good mark I got low in the other two, this my only chance
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If you don't rate egg sandwhiches I don't rate you
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Your mate: "Wanna go gym and GDK?" You: yes yes yesyes yesyes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yesyes yes yes yes yesye yes yes yes yes yesyes
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Your MCM seasons his food with salt and pepper
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Martial Lewandowski Dybala Pogba Rice Kroos Shaw Lindelof de Ligt A1B DDG
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Currently catching up on 2 months of lectures whilst sitting in this lecture that I've never been to
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Man grew that ting for ages like a month
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@FullTimeDEVILS One swede out, one swede in
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@utdxtra Why you hugging it like the ballon dor , idiot get out my club
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@hooverabc The white one
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@FullTimeDEVILS Romero; Valencia Smalling Bailly Blind; Carrick Pogba; Mata Mkhitaryan Martial; Ibra
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@1886_blog @twattry @Inter Bro this guy stole Ur tweet
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wow mr granit xhaka. leader. captain. what a composed penalty in the final of a huge competition. can always rely on him in the big moments. that was the cherry on top of a fantastic season @Inter
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ALI, without thinking twice slapped Mas ACROSS THE FACE. Not a punch not a push not a shove. A Slap. The Slap
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6 years
I always used to joke that my favourite machine in the gym was the vending machine. It's 2019 and the vending machine is actually my favourite machine in the gym.
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8 years
We clock, the words moderation stood out from his illiterate lebanese waffle Boys: lool ali it cant be that bad Ali: kitson bitch die ! !
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6 years
Thank God for Indian people on YouTube
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