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might just upload all of my weapon concepts into this one thread cause uuh sure
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Omega flowey: NO! NOOOOOO!! YOURE SUPPOSED TO OBEY ME!!!!!!! The seven human souls:
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picrew skin tone options:
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how do you like your coffee?
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it still shocks me that some jp players use the darkest skin tone option to “look more intimidating” and get zero backlash
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“i was 13 in 2021” so you were 6 when you joined twitter??
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splatoon fans in 2021: man i hope splatoon 3 is good splatoon fans in 2011: goo goo ga ga splatoon fans in 2001:(sperm cell) oh my god they hit the second tower
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aerospray is unhealthy for the game so i turned it into a flamethrower splatling with an overheating mechanic
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the stringer gets a sticker and the sword gets a full recolour this is splatoon 3
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さらに、「デンタルワイパースミ」も同時に登場するぞ。 サブウェポンの「スプラッシュシールド」で得意のタメ斬りの間合いに詰め寄ろう。 遠くに引いた相手には、スペシャルウェポンの「ジェットパック」で追撃だ。 味わいの異なる二つのデンタルワイパー。 お好みのものをお選びいただきたい。
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@RTGameCrowd NOOOOOOO RT GET DOWN
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@turtletwiteralt
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i may have peaked
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this is actually so lame like what’s the point of turning away new players. you don’t even get anything out of it other than inflating your tiny ego
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custom fart blaster #fart #colonoscopy
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@snoWflake_GUTS bro i can’t defend you here id listen to vocaloid over taylor everyday
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there is literally zero reason to pick present. it’s so much more boring compared to the other options. Oth are still gonna be in s4 regardless of who wins so i don’t see why people are choosing the worst one
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お題は「大切なのは? 過去 vs 現在 vs 未来」。 歩んできた日々、目の前にある今、広がる無限の可能性。 どれも大切だが、決めねばならぬときもある。 選択はキミたちの手に委ねられた。 #スプラトゥーン3 #GrandFestival
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@tinashehive “ugh music now is all about drugs and sex!! Who here is still listening to queen in 2023?” “back when we had real music instead of this autotune nonsense! like if you agree!! 😤😤” “i’m 12 years old and i love led zeppelin”
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@SANT4NAAAA true… i started my splatoon career in the womb
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@The_sigma_fem translocator is so funnt
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dream blunt rotation is just all of the hat vendors
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has anyone ever pointed out how this is one of the smartest and most creative designs in the whole splatoon series
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@dxckiii @livia1773 really thought you ate with this one lmao
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this guy is so funny why can’t all twitch streamers be like this guy
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go fuck yourself zionist prick
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wellstring if nintendo wasnt fucking around
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jackpot has not only embarrassed themselves, but also the whole splatoon community. Our best team worldwide is full of racists and racist apologists. What the fuck are we doing
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@RicardoA0PE @mj_man1 yeah it was especially popular in s2. a lot of people used red eyes and dark skin
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@Joelies247 @ImmortalTech who was the first prime minister of america?
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@cheerfanatical @cdamburst47 @mazzypopstar @queefbomb taylor’s shit is the marvel movies of music. mass produced slop for dumbasses who don’t want to think too much
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@Honkadoi what the fuck is the pac knowledge
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@Kiwrye are we slash jaying
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tweet has left target audience i’m fucked
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@cs_thunder5 its gotten to the point where people are wahoo timer tweet farming the world is ending
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@realyaoidevil @EliraEclipse i wanna believe this but cmon
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hey douser mains do you wanna trade you get stamp and well gets strike
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これは「ガエンFFカスタム」。 ガエンFFに純正パーツで別カラーリングにカスタムしたモデルだ。 サブウェポンの「クイックボム」により機動力が高まっており、前線でスライド後の高速連射を発揮しやすくなっている。 スペシャルウェポンの「トリプルトルネード」で要所を守る相手をどかして突入だ。
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well well well…
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@1989NICKI @TheBaddestMitch literally the bare minimum
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@Megamanxlegends holy shit how much could this possibly matter to you it’s like 5 pieces of dialogue and you’re pissing your pants over it 😭😭
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@JoshuaDone @McDonaldsJapan who the fuck is melting down over this 😭😭😭
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@OldWillieStyles @WomenPostingLs girlie that is NOT badass he’s trying so hard for her to beg him to not leave
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@Octogoober youtube is different from twitter
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imagine hopping on s1 during the last ever rotation and you decide to pick shot with suction/zooka
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@LORD_EMJAY_ what does that even mean? what are you trying to say?
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guys what the fuck they found custom liter in leaked game files?!
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@RealHamBro “womp womp”
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@ComputerDefeat2 how sfm people draw anyone
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@OrdBanjo @SuperAndrew418 i’m reverse vouching for this this is an awful pick don’t use this
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@Jinxoooooo guys the maps were so much better in 3
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oh shit that’s oomf
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i was simply outplayed
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@TidalSpl this is rich coming from a squeezer main
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glenn fiddler he’s the side order villain i’m calling it bookmark this shit so you can qrt in spring and tell me how right i am
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@Flow_Spl look girlie i know you probably don’t have anything going on irl but there are some things more important than imaginary internet points. there’s literally an active choice not to do this. “erm— hate the player not the game” does not apply here
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@fossilizedsaps @strike_dr so you’re the type to see a graph measuring sunlight and ask why it doesn’t display data about cheese production in iceland
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@OliyTC damn this kit is crazy they’d never put this in the game
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@Megamanxlegends wow a screenshot of some other guys tweet shiver me timbers
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@1directmale @MadisonKittay adele is actually talented tho
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@ThyGeekdomCome you’re literally from nebraska 😭😭 you can’t say you’re irish if you’re from some random hick town
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@T1Totorow girl they’re really not as different as you think
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@ofc_fine @foamstarsgame “splatoon children” you’re a grown man who’s entire personality is a shitty ai generated bubble bath simulator
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@luludiaperart @cuptoast lmao you’re 30+ and posting diaper porn on twitter what a sad existence to have
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@yoshi_epic yeah haha white guy says the n word over and over again for 10 minutes it’s hysterical
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@wrightphobic ace attorney reddit LOVES narumayo and takes the things pearl says in jfa + tat as “evidence” it pisses me off so bad
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@NaloVideo “europoors” is crazy from a guy who calls himself an ‘investment youtuber’. get a job bro
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@SplashdownProp this a theory i’ve had since the first teaser but i think it’s just a coincidence tbh
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@Sas1sS81151 @musicstruggles1 don’t do the bends like that
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@OWAnonymous_ “sorry not sorry” thought they ate that so bad
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woke irish naut skin
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@azoinab girlie said
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pubic servis announcement: hey guys can we not play the new main weapons in series and X like a day after the season starts i promise you are not the chosen one please play something you’re good at
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@RTGameCrowd @srar_Jerma HEY THATS MY SHOULDER
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This was the hardest weekend of my life. My son lost the battle with his demons. I am broken. I know a lot of the gaming community knew him and loved him.
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@sunstep_ prosafia gaming strikes again
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@cg8317 @kaasiand gyro is like an extension of your arms and sticks is weird awkward thumb shit
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people will post anything and some reprobate will start drooling and go “uuuuuh duuuuh wahoo timer hahaha”
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Y’all remember that jellyfish from last season trailer at the end where he had all the idols stickers on his bag? I’m guessing the jellyfish was the hint for grand festival
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@estoysoy_ there’s absolutely no way she and ren didn’t know
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more detailed description
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@KommiAttrition kinda stupid to copyright a red plus sign too
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@Elou_spl gold ableism badge
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twitter people have no reading comprehension this is so clearly against the israeli government
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24) Joey King
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@CoopUnderground i like rain tho
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@JoshuaDone @McDonaldsJapan are these degenerate lefties in the room with us at the moment?
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@igwnee @ClNDURA i went along with the bit just a tad and got subtweeted by a moot about 7 times for it
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what would you guys main if shooters were the only class in the game
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@LobotomyASMR that’s actually so nice sorry i robbed you of a potential hit tweet
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@cheerfanatical @cdamburst47 @mazzypopstar @queefbomb of course the songs made to be inoffensive marketable nothing are gonna be popular
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@ThanksThoth i fear this may be the most accurate option
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