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Thomas Dimson

@turtlesoupy

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Technical Staff @OpenAI . Former CEO @illdotinc (acq. OpenAI). Authored “the algorithm” @Instagram . 🇨🇦. Purple monkey dishwasher.

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1 year
Just in; we are joining OpenAI ✌️
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4 years
Introducing "this word does not exist" today - AI generated English words with dictionary definitions. Be kind!
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10 months
OpenAI is nothing without its people
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4 years
1/n I'm an engineer who wrote Instagram's feed algorithm. Twitter needs to lower the click-probability weighting in its ranking algorithm. A thread 🧵👇
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i love the openai team so much
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11 months
Nothing sweeter than the feeling when the live demo actually works. I’ll see everyone at 11:30 for the deep dive!
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GPTs are a new way for anyone to create a tailored version of ChatGPT to be more helpful in their daily life, at specific tasks, at work, or at home — and then share that creation with others. No code required.
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tfw your ML model takes one too many insanity peppers
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4 years
Today, I'm proud to launch a website celebrating AI failure. Could this be the best day of my life? Looks like we have a new champion!
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10 months
gr8 night for a 12 hour flight to Tokyo
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11 months
The full set of OpenAI Dev Day talks are now online! Prep for @nickaturley diving into GPTs with talking pirates, TODOs, rickrolls, rap battles and mood lighting
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GPTs are now out to 100% of paid ChatGPT users so it is a perfect time to shill my launch night hack, "Cosmic Dream"
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4 years
Apple lidar hardware is insane: real-time axis aligned voxels!
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5 years
Bio s/currently/formerly/g. Wrapping up seven years of writing algorithms and cussing out SEVs at Instagram this week. Hard to believe we grew from 50 employees to serve a billion people. Don’t be a stranger #follow4follow
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9 years
Emojineering: I ran a NLP-based study on Instagram emoji usage (contained almost 40% of posts!). Check it 😍 http://t.co/C3zVEoIxTa
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10 months
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I deeply regret my participation in the board's actions. I never intended to harm OpenAI. I love everything we've built together and I will do everything I can to reunite the company.
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1 year
Some ChatGPT chit-chat for Biomes NPCs?
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4 years
How to beat the Instagram algori^H^H^H^H^H Enjoyed sharing engineering stories from-the-ground at Instagram on this week’s Operators podcast!
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4 years
The biggest change to online discourse in past decade has been the algorithmic feed Thomas Dimson, one of the early engineers at Insta, developed their algorithmic feed, explore & story ranking We talked about how it came to be & more on this weeks ep!
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2 years
Although I spent 7 years at Instagram introducing content ranking systems, I haven’t spoken much about it — I wanted to start with why it makes more sense to focus on transparency in experiments instead of ‘algorithms’
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2 years
The size and sophistication of modern algorithmic ranking models makes it impossible to fully understand how they make predictions, writes @turtlesoupy , who built Instagram’s first content ranking system, but social platforms can still be more transparent.
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4 years
30 years of centralization tamed the Simpsons from a symbol of American counter-culture into mass media. Today, we liberate their free spirit in the “Fucked Crypto Homers” NFT. 20K purchasable AI-authored Homers minted eternally on the blockchain 💸💸💸
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4 years
Wow this blew up, don't visit my Soundcloud because I don't have one. But if I did, then I would have a direct financial incentive to post more 🧵
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3 years
I’m not going to do it, just thinking about it, just thinking about it, just thinking about it, just thinking about it, just thinking about it, just thinking
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4 years
Other days you sit inside trying to identify the latent dimensions of hats.
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4 years
SUPER MARIO RPG: Legend of South Carolina
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9 years
Co-wrote an Instagram Engineering post our new ultra-shiny 🔍 search infrastructure ---> http://t.co/B7e7DhUAd5
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Thomas Dimson
4 years
Still committed to no database, I just deployed a url-shortener to get out of those horrible, horrible base64ed URL links for TWDNE . To celebrate, please enjoy this wonderful introduction to clowncomputing
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Thomas Dimson
4 years
2/n made you look? Seriously, that's the problem. You are infinitely more likely to "click" on something that has a little thread 🧵 icon in it as opposed to a vanilla tweet.
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5/n that's a "network effect" where a small ranking change has a huge effect on online discourse. Look at me! I'm writing a thread right now and I hate them.
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7 years
The little hackathon project that could
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Introducing an interactive poll sticker in Instagram Stories. What will you ask your friends?
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10 months
I'm off to Taiwan and SE Asia for a few weeks - dogfooding with a little solo travel GPT few-shotted off other places I've liked
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Thomas Dimson
4 years
Some days you sit inside generating swords
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4 years
Art imitates machines trained to imitate art
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I found out about and I decided to draw some of my favorite results from it.
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1 year
Copilot X poem a little on the nose for introducing the OpenAI API
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4 years
Neural network generated vanity website favicon -- is amazing. Thanks @sato_neet
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4 years
BRB incorporating DoodleBrain Systems
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4 years
Is anyone an expert in modern language model tokenization? I'm confused about a conceptual issue; most schemes are not prefix-free but you train on the optimal codes. While generating samples, it seems like you see impossible encodings with poor probability estimates?
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4 years
“What’s that untextured Mario mesh doing in the backyard?”
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4 years
3/n that also applies to people posting spicy hot takes where you click into the thread to see outrage. It is rubbernecking
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4 years
twitter bot getting a little meta
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@turtlesoupy 🙃 negoluendo: a word that does not exist
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11 months
Snuck in a reference to our old half life mod Arg! The Pirates Strike Back @_toastar
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11 months
AI inside joke: make every demo use a pirate voice ☠️ Via @OpenAI Dev Day
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4 years
Just got access to the GPT-3 beta, time to spend a few years worth of compute (\◕‿◕\)
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Thomas Dimson
7 years
@_ryannystrom Never forget
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4 years
Input: blobby lidar scan self-portrait. Output: SUPER VOXEL FIGHTER 2 TURBO
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1 year
You can't help but crack a smile when GPT4 throws in xmlns=""
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8 years
My IG ad targeting is on point 👌👌
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Thomas Dimson
7 years
@chrisconnolly @jayzombie It is actually happening but took longer than expected. CC @_ryannystrom
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4 years
today's dancing spider nightmare fuel
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4 years
@iansilber Way ahead of you
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4/n weighting on P(click), 🧵 posts dominate others and get ranked to the top of feed. But that encourages you to /post/ more 🧵 content so you get to the top of other people's feeds.
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10 months
@TheRealAdamG @OpenAI @ChatGPTapp You are too kind! We are glad to be here, ride or die 🫡
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4 years
tfw when you give your twitter bot a novelty birthday and get your account locked for being underage
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11 years
AAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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4 years
vibing to this fine quality code I'm writing
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2 years
@anngbaum @_ryannystrom Interesting, I’m all about insulting myself “BAD”, “WTF” “YOOOOO WHY”
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8 years
Note to self: while the IGHQ bar is tempting, don't reach for the baijiu in the middle of a work day
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8 years
PagerDuty does social
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Thomas Dimson
10 years
And so ends my university career. Not with a bang, but a hailstorm
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10 years
What have I become? http://t.co/xIvhwnGEy2
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1 year
Still wondering tbh
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8 years
Today I learned that you can get cited without writing a paper
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8 years
Are there large labelled datasets of Myers-Briggs types? Wondering if you can train a RNN-like model for MB from diary text (or other text)
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4 years
Untextured no more!!!
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The last shuttle ride of my career ✌🏼️🌉, 👋🏼🗽
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4 years
@zebulgar Thanks you for hosting!
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4 years
@rbranson You are probably right. Let me wave from this subthread to the one person 5 years from now who has the same unanswered question and after a day of googling lands on this unsatisfying tweet. 👋
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9 years
What kind of a stupid future world do we live in when I can deploy Instagram server code above 30,000 feet?
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7 years
In the biz we call these next_max_continuation_tokens
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10 months
@isafulf Alright saddle up @laundrybuddygpt we’ve got a tie to tidy
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Thomas Dimson
4 years
Welcome to live chat! Remember to guard your privacy and abide by our Community Guidelines
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8 years
Welp, guess it is time to go to Japan again
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9 months
@rememberlenny @OpenAI Damn, I’ll miss you man! Seems like yesterday you were walking me through the ChatGPT data model while my house slowly disappeared in the background. Will be closely following for what comes next 🫡
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12 years
Blog zone: hardening #nodejs for production by avoiding it with #nginx : http://t.co/N9qC73U3
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@devansh20la @hardmaru I mulled over whether to fix the random seed but it seemed more fun not to. The permalink ("link" button) should give you a stable one
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At the Unicode conference today and it's shocking how many people disagree standardization of emojis. Seems like a wild success to me?
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4 years
@colinahiggins Personally, just that they keep getting ranked up even though my preferences are against them. Also it turns Twitter towards a long-form format which the interface is really not designed for.
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9 years
My kingdom for an Apple watch face that doesn't display "NO UPCOMING EVENTS" in giant letters when there are no upcoming events.
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4 years
I'm investigating language models for 3D voxel spaces by treating contiguous runs as variable length "words". Apparently it works? This transformer (reformer) model can chisel out a torus in a 20x20x20 voxel grid.
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8 years
:simple_smile:
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10 months
@npew 🫡
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11 years
@TheRealKartik I thought you could just go into interviews and scream "do you know who I am?"
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9 years
Honoured to be chosen as 9th most creative person in business by @FastCompany today http://t.co/KdlCSA0iFD http://t.co/CAFVUp8jEK
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10 years
One thing led to another and at the end of it, it was 2AM and I was using Template Haskell to write a print function for my thrift types
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@birkirh I have one! Check out @robo_define
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How to Shoot Hyperlapse Videos Without Making People Sick | Gadget Lab | WIRED http://t.co/MjEoSaidhl
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9 years
Neckbeard-level trolling: adopted 🍆 in the name of @madw from the Unicode consortium
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11 years
Delighted to discover #Meridian59 is open source these days. It was probably 90% of my childhood
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@beckerfuffle @RadimRehurek @giessel I used Gensim for the word vectors of course ;)
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