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sebab lagi 5 subjek A+
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i have a tip jugak: just wait until you’re absolutely screwed and have no time to study baru start studying. that way the panic sets in and it’s 100% focus from there. no need anything extra. you can study atas pokok, dalam air, near a volcano and still retain that focus
Easy tips on how to stay focused while studying; a thread
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peh gila ah bapak ah gila bapak ah power gila doh kau wey bapak ah gempak siot
Well aku pernah gerak pkl 3.30 pagi dari pengerang nak masuk kerja singapore. My shift start 0900hrs.
Mengada la kau.
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IPT students, remember this. remember this level of incompetence and keep it in mind the next time an election rolls by.
KPT: Kemasukan pelajar sepenuhnya pada Oktober 2020 - Menteri Pengajian Tinggi
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i remember being bullied in primary 1 coz i was much smaller compared to my classmates. this girl who was sitting next to me kept taking my stuff and bothering me.
three days later i decided i had enough and stabbed her scalp repeatedly with a sharpened pencil
Hari pertama sekolah, baju dah kena gunting dengan kawan 😓
Kredit : Waniey Razaki
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tak masalah dia sekarang kenapa kau letak mixed veggies dalam cendol aku lahanat
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lol kat sekolah jer camni. lepas tu masuk uni gi mabuk
When the best ranked school read this, liberals must be shaking.
Apapun adik2, Masuk Uni nanti yang BADAR tu jgn culture shock sgt ya.
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shut the fuck up bapak kau mahathir you’re not entitled to opinions
There’s something really wrong with this country when people are afraid of colourful watches.
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y'all are weird, instead of addressing the obvious lackings in the facility you shift your focus onto some gentlemen sitting on the floor.
I don't know about you guys but, I don't pay to listen to my lectures in these conditions.
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if you let off your throttle at a corner while driving at idiot speeds, the weight of the car shifts from rear to front and snaps you into a ditch. its called oversteering aka you’re an idiot driver. bukan masalah tayar.
Sebabtu pentingnya check kondisi tayar. Tu macam mana nak settle tu entah lah. Harap brader tu ok.
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bigger question; can Malaysians improve their attitude? enough so that it is ensured that these bus stops wont turn to shit in one week.
Can you improve Malaysia's bus stops so that they are more comfortable like in Dubai (AC powered)/Brazil/Canada
@PMOMalaysia
@NajibRazak
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spm 5A
degree bishe bishe
sekarang jadi alas kaki dekat hospital
UPSR - 5A
PMR - 9A
SPM - 10A1 1B
Master in Architecture (Part 2)
Sekarang main lukis2😂, dont let people tell you creative field isnt for the smart
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"social media influencer"
what influence? bitch the only thing you put out is your face on Instagram idk how that even counts as influence
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lesson here is, if u decide to have kids, you should make sure theyre not annoying cunts. you never know who they might piss off
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dude thinks his right to enjoy a ciggie and watch football should be held higher than the right of an infant to breathe clean air
these smokers are an entitled bunch i tell you.
@twt_stupid
@alwyn_lau
Cuba bayangkan, kat mamak, a group of people tgh smoke and watch football... that was like soo normal.. Suddenly, a mother and her baby decided to go to that mamak to eat, then semua smokers should legally berambuss??
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peh gila ah. giving away money that’s not yours? very philanthropy much wow!
Tengku Hassanal sumbang Elaun Diraja kepada rakyat Palestin
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@hudaauuu
indecisiveness. kalau announce dec, stick to it. jangan backtrack. ramai pelajar yang dah plan untuk masuk december. ramai yang terkesan bila buat decision flip flop.
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anyways met her mom the next day. she found out coz when she bathed her kid, a bunch of blood started coming out of her hair. told her i was being bullied, and this was retaliation. she wasn’t having it. landed me in some hot soup with the teachers
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yang ni terpaling faham orang kampung. 420k people die from foodborne illnesses each year. not an issue you wanna play around with.
Terpaling safety, terpaling educated, terpaling woke. Im sorry these kampung people don’t fucking what is a food safety and they just want to eat & survive
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masing masing buang undi, post gambar jari hitam caption bubuh “for a better malaysia”. pastu esok kau buang sampah merata rata, masuk simpang tak bagi signal, makan mcd tinggal sisa atas meja
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the fact that they are speaking up/ acting against conditions they dislike means they are brave and strong.
mahasiswa lemah adalah mahasiswa yang berdiam diri dan terima sahaja semua keadaan sama ada baik atau buruk.
Lemah sangatkah Mahasiswa 2018/2019 sehingga semua benda nak rebel?
Tanya jerr.
Ke korang okey? 2 , 3 orang je yang anak manja?
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someone get this man boxing lessons please what the fuck is that shit
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someone can be be both a brilliant educator and a sexual predator at the same time. just because they teach well, it doesn’t mean what they’re doing to kids is right. stop la this “diorang ajar bagus kot” defense. nampak macam budak bodoh.
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consent cannot be withdrawn retroactively if that’s what you’re trying to get at. but it can be withdrawn in the middle of, for example, intercourse. if you continue even when consent is withdrawn, it is considered rape. easy concept to understand.
Ini maksud "consent" dari definisi siapa? Dah setuju boleh pulak tarik balik? Kalau macam seksual, dah setuju tak payah pakai kondom, lepas pancut baru nak tarik balik "consent"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Haaa.... acaner tu? Tolong jawab sket
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yang bangga dengan sbp ni usually jenis peaked at high school haha.
im curious on why a lot of mrsm students claim that their mrsm is worse, but almost all sbp students say that theyre proud of their sbp 😐
any opinions on why?
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received a call from a staff nurse
sn: hello dr, ward *** ni, ada patient hypo, boleh tolong attend?
me: ok saya datang kejap lagi
sn: oh lagi satu dr, kawan saya cakap dia suka awak
me: siapa?
sn: mana boleh bagita…
me: siapa tanya
*hangs up*
goteem
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first, they asked you to resign. then they threatened you with removal. then they guilt tripped you with the hippocratic oath. now they’re sending the police.
they’re afraid. because they know the power is in your hands, not theirs. jalan terus
#HartalDoktorKontrak
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itu lah seteruk teruk orang tua yang main politik kotor, bunuh 13480 orang, tebang hutan sampai banjir, at least takde la seteruk orang muda yang post gambar bendera black and white.
teruk betul orang muda ni. memang tak patut perintah negara.
Sebab ni la orang2 tua takut nk bagi anak- anak muda perintah negara. Benda simple macam bendera kebangsaan pun kau tak reti hormat
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kau chronically online pun tak pernah nampak ke doctors complain pasal kkm and the state of affairs there? kau yang bangang nak dia apologize apa lan
@mimierhmn
@DrDzul
Yang I takleh terima is the doctor's manner. He's like "Okay so appointment you bulan June ye" while me and the guy tercengang cengang sebab salah dengar ke? No apology or anything. Very emotionless.
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@noraminms_
@iamwanieee
with the right precautions, tiada masalah. isu dia indecisiveness. dah announce december, stick to it. or better yet, fikir panjang before making an announcement. people need to plan their journeys, accommodations, etc and many made plans according to the initial announcement.
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orang tua banyak bodoh and dont deserve my patience or kindness.
thats about it from me
Aku tengok yg muda-muda ni butthurt sgt dgn soalan org org tua time raya.
Parents need to explain to kids cara org org tua nak berborak masa raya.
Untuk org muda, either u think u wont grow old and be like them, or u rarely interact with people and u think everybody thinks a
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you’re not sorry. you just want people to stop crapping all over you, you fat waste of fucking space
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we demanded takiri’s resignation, ketari did too. there was a strong social backlash against the minister. now when we hand out the same treatment to ketari, you are saying “we are too punitive against our female leaders”?
feminists confuse me. nak equal treatment ke tak nak?
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4am - after roughly 5 times of explaining to the patient that she needs oxygen supplementation
makcik: dik, acik tak selesa la pakai oxygen ni, tak boleh nak tidur, boleh ke tak nak pakai
me: acik kalau rasa nak tidur tak bangun dah, boleh la buat macam tu
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nak flex this one too:
my first run back in june 2020 vs my most recent HM
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when women are abusive, it's quickly dismissed as "period". a problematic narrative, partly because none of the feminists claiming to be fighting for equality are pointing this out.
i mean why would you? getting to blame your shit attitude on your physiology is a good cop out
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i drive a jazz ge (its a hybrid). one fine day about a year ago the inverter decided to go bust. went to service centre they quoted me a part price of 11,700
Kos baiki kereta Hybrid / EV 😭
Bateri Kembong katanya.
Nak tukar dan baiki itu quotation dia 🫠
Patut lah harga kereta hybrid 2nd drop giler, especially Audi Hybrid bawah RM50k dah boleh dapat.
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what jakim does with their 1.3b of taxpayer funds:
1) make u eat kangaroo carcass
2) buat poster where they tell u they actually have no clue about what liberalism is
3) tries to shove religion down ur throat so u cant voice out any dissenting opinions against [redacted]
Daripada Abi Bakrah RA, bahawa aku mendengar Rasulullah SAW bersabda yang bermaksud :
"Sultan (Pemerintahan) merupakan bayangan Allah di bumi. Barangsiapa yang memuliakannya maka Allah memuliakannya dan barangsiapa yang menghinanya maka Allah akan menghinanya."
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lelaki yang murtad tapi yang beriya-iya dia nak marah, perempuan tu? haha i swear y’all dont give a shit about religion pun, y’all just hate women.
Dia sedih & dia halalkan rogol untuk pengajaran serta halal dipancung. Terdapat 2 saranan bangang dari lelaki ini demi menegakkan agama di akhir zaman.
Pada pandangan aku, lelaki ini ekstremis yg telah membuat ugutan berat!
#StopRapeCulture
#CanduAgama
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tak dapat straight a? takpe, kalau dapat pun bukannya dapat scholarship. hahahah masuk pasum pastu barai cam anjing.
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this is by far the bimbo-est shit i’ve seen on this site all year.
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apa yang masing masing gelabah tetek ni. its their own damn choice la, what’s all this bullshit about service over everything else?
don’t know if you’ve noticed but this is just another damn job and people have priorities beyond their jobs.
We are running out of doctors, sooner than we think. Even us at Hartal didn't expect this kind of numbers.
Yg baru interview ni kalau dpt tetap tapi kena pindah sabah sarawak, some will definitely not take the offer, finish their contract and leave.
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I completely detest moral policing but this is just taking it to a whole new level. Even if they were in the wrong, it does not give anyone the right to strip them away from their dignity and humiliate them like this.
These religious authorities need a reform.
Nude khalwat raid clip not shot in Kelantan, says enforcer
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pencapaian: buat program ber zumba
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA ko ingat ni cv nak apply masuk sbp ke jimbit
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dah namanya budak. no kid is going to go visit neighbors or relatives for silaturrahim. they dont even know what the fuck that means sia haha.
bullshit la you went out on your own to visit neighbours coz of “goodwill” or whatever the fuck that means.
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instead of pushing the government to allocate more funds and equip these schools better, yea sure let’s have rich people occupy the spots meant for the underprivileged instead.
to top it all off, let’s have the rich talk over them and tell them what they need too. fuckers.
I'm really proud of my sister for making
@RadziJidin
accountable for the mess that is SBP Seri Puteri COVID19 pandemic management atm.
This is also why I maintain half of SBP must always have T20 well connected parents. Those wealthy folks raise hell in situations liddis.
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main issue aside, how u go and fuck another dude then go crying about it to your boyfriend? coz if i was that guy id jam a 5” blade into both of yall real quick
[2] On pursuing an 18-year-old who had a boyfriend and taking her virginity.
Even Kimi himself felt uneasy while confessing this since he said, “It’s weird and embarrassing. She’s very, very young and she’s my sister’s age.” They’ve had interactions online as far as 2021, but
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imagine busting your ass in the wards, being overworked, underpaid and on top of that, you’re expected to kiss ass at the admin office just to get the allowances that YOU RIGHTFULLY DESERVE.
doing their job right isn’t heroic, it’s a bare minimum. stop defending incompetence.
TULANG BELAKANG
Sedih saya mendengar suara-suara sumbang yang marah kenapa elaun mereka tidak dibayar. Sibuk sangat ke doktor-doktor muda ini sampai tiada masa nak ke pejabat🤦♀️. Jenguk-jenguk lah kakak-kakak di ofis yang semuanya nak menolong anda.
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so, i passed my medschool exit exam. can i call myself a doctor or is twitter not cool with that
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letak je la jawatan. it really looks like you’re not up to the task. quit. leave. no one wants you as a minister
Respon terhadap perencanaan mogok mengejut (unannounced strike).
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the only thing that this govt will do for doctors serving in the frontlines is lip service. applause to no end and jack all after that
gaji junior doctors tertunggak 2 months and now disciplinary actions for having opinions they dont agree with.
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yknow what, maybe one day. with the right person at the right time.
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@noraminms_
@iamwanieee
1) isu dia flip flop decision making
2) “semua adult, pandai la jaga diri” ah ye la kot there’s a bunch of adults who got arrested during the pkp for breaching social distancing rules, kau baca berita tak?
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i love malay islamists. they do a better job at scaring away people from islam than militant atheists.
Nasihat utk ceddy:
Sekarang awak dah tahu puasa Ramadan ritual eksklusif Islam, dan awak puasa penuh bulan Ramadan plus sahur lagi why are you still messing around, I offer you to enter Islam and being granted for your puasa if you are truly smart. Don't beat around the bush.
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the rakyat has paved the way for me to reach greater heights. it is a great honour for me to able to repay what i owe and serve the nation to the best of my abilities for years to come.
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psa: keep practicing social distancing, wear a mask whenever appropriate and wash your hands frequently/properly.
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patutnya report air oren panas. honestly what the fuck is that
sepatutnya dulu aku report dewan makan asrama bagi koko krunch fake!!
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peh bapak ah gila rare siot family kau gila ah bapak ah kagum sia gila ah bapak ah
orang2 kg beginilah.
yg lelaki repair atap untuk melemang hari mantai nanti.
yg perempuan masak kuih2,
anak2 buat kerja ringan, main.
tapi family aku rare sikit, yg perempuan pi cari kayu api sebab laki x ramai balik 😂
libertard penyembah gender equality xkan faham benda ni
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malaysia is a country that is so inept that getting elevators to work requires a minister’s intervention. every time you think we’re getting anywhere just remember this.
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1) mindset
i think this is the most important bit. the goal should never really be about being skinny or slim. what you should have in mind is to have a healthier and more functional body. 1/n
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upnm kena ada kelas pengunaan seterika, bukan ajar berkawad. takut nanti ada yang keliru nak guna seterika tu dekat baju ke kulit manusia :)
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if malaysians were this passionate about fighting corruption, we'd all be in a better nation :)
Penyokong runtuhkan pagar lepas tu kerumun kaunter. Flawed system.
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i drew this for someone. thought other people might appreciate it too :)
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@ErnestMHS
hahaha you’re absolutely right. 4 years in medschool and i’ve done nothing but this. i’m still not giving up though, hoping to (someday) beat this shitty habit of procrastinating.
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you smoke? not okay.
you're polluting the environment, you're endangering both yourself and those around you and you're an unnecessary burden to the healthcare system.
quit.
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since many are asking, i guess ill share some information that has helped me get through this journey. but kinda busy now, so ill do it later
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boleh je guna 2mil to improve our hospitals, schools and other public facilities but hey i guess printing qurans is totally cool too and definitely doesn’t waste any taxpayer funds
Kerajaan akan mencetak sejuta Al-Quran dan mengedarkannya ke seluruh dunia sebagai tindak balas terhadap perbuatan keji pemimpin parti politik sayap kanan Sweden, Rasmus Paludan yang membakar senaskhah al-Quran di Stockholm minggu lalu.
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intelligent, hard-working malays exist
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professionalism needs to exist between educators and their students. a line has to be drawn. this whole “daddy” bullshit crosses that line. it is disgusting. it is not okay.
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a lot of people will play the "berkat" narrative to make you docile and compliant. screw that, screw them. always be nice but disagree if you have to. study hard and grind all day bcs that is what matters.
Since school is gonna begin in a few days, let's quote this tweet with 'inspiring' words for our boys!
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patients can withdraw consent during a procedure as soon as it is safe to do so.
the stakes are different when it involves death as consequence but patient autonomy is to be respected regardless.
this is not the gotcha moment that you think it is, you idiot.
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people trying to get a sliver of enjoyment in their lives pun kena panggil penyakit.
Kegilaan orang melayu setiap kali weekend ja nak berjimba / berjalan / food hunting bagai ini adalah satu penyakit.
Masa lapang hanya diguna utk hiburan semata, konon self reward.
Jadi bila masa nak beramal buat kebaikan? Cuba2 lah cari peluang buat amal semasa weekend.
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questioning the legitimacy of the competition does not mean we do not recognize her brilliance. so kau rilek je la sikit mat.
last time kita celebrate someone’s “achievement” kita kena kencing. skepticism is warranted after what happened.
Kita ni patutnya meraikan kejayaan dia. Untuk budak umur dia, ni satu pencapaian outstanding kot. Benda boleh happy happy, dah down budak tu sebab pertikaian macam ni. Apa apa pun kalau tak puas hati, boleh contact Mosti terus.
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i love people who always complain about not having money but at the same time spends like a billionaire. they remind me im not that stupid
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@twt_um_
melainkan memang tiada sebablah disuruh beratur. maka, janganlah herdik mereka kerana menggunakan kebebasan bersuara.
jika saudara tidak bersetuju dengan tindakan mereka, terangkan sebab mengapa sesuatu perkara itu perlu.
memanggil mereka lemah bukanlah solusinya.
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here's to the drama queens, the people who take small issues out of proportions. may they find the attention that they long for. may they also get hit by a speeding truck.
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@eryazmi
kau tak layak cakap cringe ery. kau main gigit gigit dengan awek kau lagi cringe anat
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wtf is this? just take the goddamn receipt and say thank you like any normal person would. doesn't cost you anything to be nice.
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#til
i’ve been speaking rempit bm all this while. thank you kind indian man for educating me on my language.
It's quite funny because actual BM tulen is BM baku. Most don't speak BM baku, they converse in rempit BM most times or in their own state dialect.
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this bitch is waaay too mid to be saying all this
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