I am a trans woman, but in my real life I am still very much in the closet, so I can’t show my face. But I’ve been thinking I want you all to have a face to put to the bird so I’ve used AI and real pics of myself to show you what the real me looks like. I love you all so much 😊
If you look at a woman with a slightly bloated stomach and assume she’s pregnant I’m going to assume you’ve never seen a woman naked.
If you post about it on the internet I’m going to assume you never will.
I literally can’t believe that this silly little bird account has over 1000 followers in like 3 weeks, that’s insane and I love all of you!
That being said here are the feet I promised, you all earned it 🫶
Hey men who want to be my sugar daddy and won’t make me pretend to like men, a few reminders:
1) Men are trash
2) My cashapp is $LargeBird13
3) I look like this
@Gymshark
@tsfolkloverr
Hi yes Gymshark admin’s boss? I’d like to tell you how your admin saved my life and a house full of puppies from a fire and also solved world hunger and deserves ten times their salary ok thanks
she’s the albatross, she is here to ADORE you 🥰
a snuggly lil albatross friend to fill your thoughtless heart, no danger required!
@taylornation13
@taylorswift13
I can’t believe she made a song referencing the tour, is performing that song on that same tour, and in the performance of that song is referencing the show she’s also currently performing….
I just saw a post saying having a stan account when you’re 25+ is weird 💀 do we stop enjoying things and connecting with people as soon as we turn 25 or….
So many old men in my mentions telling me they want to pay me, so few I my cashapp inbox.
No followthrough to speak of, sad really. This is why women rule the world.
I am a trans woman, but in my real life I am still very much in the closet, so I can’t show my face. But I’ve been thinking I want you all to have a face to put to the bird so I’ve used AI and real pics of myself to show you what the real me looks like. I love you all so much 😊
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@BillieEilish
’s EP "dont smile at me" received more streams yesterday on Spotify than the self-proclaimed music industry’s album "MIDnights (til the Dawn Edition)" despite being a 2017 release!
The connections in Invisible String are kinda weak tbh
Like your shirt was green just like the grass in this park (and literally everywhere else)???
You heard my number 1 hit single in a taxi in LA when it was on my most recent album???
It wishes it could be Tayvis lol
Taylor Swift!! I need to have a word with you because what is THIS?!
4+5+3=12
YOUR TELLING ME THE NUMBER OF DAYS SINCE THE ERAS TOUR OPENING NIGHT WILL ADD UP TO 13 ON THE DAY OF THE 100Th SHOW?!
I want a mini army of swifties that I can send on little missions like finding out if the men all planned the Travis jerseys together or figuring out which eras stadium has the best hot dogs