"Hi, I'm Jake, and whatever you heard about me probably isn't t- wait people are talking about me?"
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★THIS IS AN 18+ BOOK(ish) ACCOUNT
★DARKKK romance enjoyer🖤🔥🌶️
★OBSESSED with The Poisoner🐍🥀
★Reading reaction threads are my love language 🩵😂
★Expect more than books!
My question is like.. why are you getting book recs from booktok if you hate booktok books? Like man???? I don't want to treat you like you're dumb but do you need help figuring out the solution here? 😭😭
Sometimes I feel like it's kind of important to remind people that reading dark romance/erotic horror, especially ones where SA happens, doesn't make you a bad person. For some people it's a coping mechanism to work through things, or a safe way to experience unsafe fantasies.
Detailed review as promised, ignore the mess and crazy hair 😂😂😂 it's like a 3/10, the flavor of the noodles is EVERYWHERE, would recommend trying a bite for the experience but not as a meal 💀
Do you ever think pirates into BDSM were like "the only words I want to hear out of yer mouth are 'Aye aye, Captain'. Do ye understand, ye filthy bilge rat?"
CR: Haunting Adeline
I didn't think I'd make an actual reading thread bc it's a big (ish, to me lol) book, just read it quietly for my rite of passage... Enough people have asked for my reaction that I think I HAVE to make one now😂😂😂
Ok I'm FINALLY reading haunted Adeline. Like... It's time. A rite of passage. Someone said it was right up my alley and I hear so many different opinions on it 😂
You know, my name is Jake but it's not been LEGALLY changed yet so... I could change my name to Silas 🤷 IM NOT GONNA, I'M NOT GONNAAAAAAA..... but I could 🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷 but I won't. Mm BUT I COULD-😂😂😂
@Mr_kaka21
@dumpstxrfire_
I actually bought her that set without her having to ask? She's just a sweet person who deserves the world (I know the concept of kindness is wasted on you, is your mother disappointed?)
I just.. what's the POINT of nut vids if you're not moaning? I don't know how to complain about this without sounding like a weirdo but if the loudest sound in that room is your PHYSICAL cumshot or whistling ass nose, you're DOING 👏 IT 👏 WRONG 👏
One thing about me? I'll talk to you about my cats until you wish I didn't have any 😂😂 BECAUSE THEYRE SO FUNKY! FUNNY WEIRD LITTLE BEINGS WITH THEIR OWN AGENCY!
Meeting my parents today for the first time since I've started T... Pls pray they're just oblivious and this isn't a conversation I'll be having today 😂😂😂🥲🥲🥲