May I please get 2 followers to copy and re-post this tweet? I'm trying to demonstrate that someone is always listening 💯 #SuicidePrevention 0800 689 5652 Just two. Any two. Copy, not retweet.

@ralely @Mendelpol I think the law firm is called "Chat, G P & T" They're very good at a lot of topics..

@headington11195 @Suffragent_ They've not entered any plea, but they've passed the point where they'd get full "credit" for guilty plea.

@triffic_stuff_ Make Git-Mo Full Again...

@PolitlcsUK Is the next story to be that Keir Starmer is the first UK Prime Minister known to be HIV positive?

@Taj_Ali1 Ok, so let's agree - we'll spend zero on foreign aid and that money will be invested in Britain. Deal?

@TRobinsonNewEra I didn't know until tonight that Tommy and Nigel were running the country..

@AkkadSecretary Is she married to her cousin?

@Basil_TGMD I think counter terrorism are going to be celebrating this, as soon as the finances of this thing start to go dodgy (and it probably will), then they'll swoop in and stop the lot... Oh wait, we live in Britain still.. Fuck. We're fucked.

@lyncey_gilbe I suspect that you and I are not their target demographic.

@SamuelJ72317235 @SBarrettBar Thanks for confirming that I'm a terrible person. And that I'm not the only one.

@daibach23 Why have you posted a picture of Elsa from Frozen?

@triffic_stuff_ @RupertLowe10 If you REALLY want to be incensed, spin this three or four times...

@JustineBrian I want Owen Jones to stub his little toe in the dark, followed by stepping on a Lego brick barefoot, and finished by stepping on a slug barefoot. We don't all get what we want sadly.

Utterly aghast reading these.. Our system is so fucking broken..

@RusGarbageHuman @RupertLowe10 The tag line should be "You too can be just like Bruce Banner"...

@NickTenconi

@TomHulme79 Could be a lucrative side hustle...

@Jamin2g It is my moral, ethical and scientific obligation to post this GIF wherever I see Owen Jones mentioned.

@IsabelOakeshott Usually I'd prefer nationalisation, but for trains - let's sell them to the Japanese. They'll get that shit running like a dream.