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The next few years are going to see a lot of people trying to reconcile their view of themselves as intelligent, rational, analytical and above all sensible with the fact that they fell hook, line and sinker for one of the stupidest ideas in human history.
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@trustednerd
You’ve no ovaries to produce the eggs whose maturation makes your uterus lining thick and spongy. Indeed you’ve no uterus that needs to shed that lining once per lunar month. You’ve no vagina from which this discharge can emerge.
Talk us through the mechanics of your ‘period’.
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@metpoliceuk
@ExploringAlway
Tell you what, we'll stop being hurtful when you stop putting incompetent, unprofessional bullies who don't understand the law they're supposed to uphold into uniforms.
Deal?
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So a day after The Guardian issued a strongly-worded rebuttal of a Jewish staffer's claim that her colleagues' attitudes made her feel unsafe, we have one of the people mentioned in the piece having to offer a 'sincere' apology for retweeting overt anti-semitism and Owen Jones
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@KeithOlbermann
@Riley_Gaines_
Really starting to wonder why you - a weird old man - are so invested in denigrating a successful female athlete.
I mean I have my theories, but maybe you'd like to give your side of the story?
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I actually have to live in a country where a supposedly serious political party makes arguments like this.
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Can I just say how much I'm enjoying the English, middle-class 'I wish I could vote for Nicola Sturgeon' crowd getting their long-overdue wake-up call.
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It is with profound regret that I have to inform you that Kirstie Allsopp is at it again.
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@alextomo
1. Not his second home, but an official residence of the PM and thus - like Number 10 - a workplace.
2. No, it’s not illegal
3. He is following medical advice based on where he is likely to recover best, which it’s quite important he does as he’s PM.
Now stop being a tit.
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@Channel4News
Oh, the rampant snobbery in this thread!
“He’s just a plumber! How dare he exhibit pragmatic good sense?! He should get back to unblocking the toilet I’m too ‘educated’ to understand.”
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He'll soon change his tune when he finds out about our planning laws.
Incestuous rapist Josef Fritzl 'wants to emigrate to the UK' if released from prison.
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@louistheroux
The fundamental flaw of these discussions is always that they are predicated on the idea that the culture wars are something other people do. There's never a serious attempt to examine what their own roles in the culture wars might be.
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@JamesBlunt
If he struggles with the difference between '-ake' and '-unt', one wonders what he sticks candles into on his birthday?
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Let's be very clear here: Newsnight's credibility was fatally undermined when it was allowed to become a platform for activism with Maitlis, Goodall, Sopel and co.
If anyone wants to start hand-wringing, just have a look what that did to viewing figures.
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@mirondie
@RedCollectiveUK
Commercial ships transport 85% of the world's goods. Without them being able to travel freely through international waters, life as we know it becomes impossible.
So yeah, they're kind of important.
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@sander_jennings
You can eat meat and identify as a vegetarian if you like.
Just don't expect other vegetarians to accept your self-definition.
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I have to say, watching Jonathan Liew getting his arse handed to him by the likes of JK Rowling and Martina Navratilova isn't getting any less amusing.
Time for Aggers to weigh in, I reckon.
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@LBC
Hmmm. Have we noticed anything else about this cohort of intimidating and aggressively misogynistic men, I wonder?
Anything they have in common other than their sex?
Anything at all?
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@KevinRothrock
@michaeldweiss
'Ah, so you're angry with the state are you? Well in that case, we'll give you a gun and military training and put you in a barracks with a bunch of other guys who feel the same!'
Not sure they've thought this one through.
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@adamlangleben
@IainDale
Laughs aside, it's really quite a serious matter that this bookend is an actual Labour MP.
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@calebsivyer
Middle-class lefties viscerally hating, dehumanising and demonising the working classes because they won’t do what they’re told by bearded eunuchs is my favourite thing.
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@MPSHackney
You bowed down and now you’re wondering why you’re treated with contempt?
You did this. Own the consequences.
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@GaryLineker
@leekern13
The last two places you were more than happy to do well-paid World Cups from were the slave state of Qatar and Putin's Russia.
Pipe the fuck down, you disgusting hypocrite.
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My favourite thing about JK Rowling is her absolute and unashamed understanding of the concept of 'Fuck You Money'.
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@TheHevo
@drlouisejmoody
@TrippyPip
Yup. There is only ever one reason for them to request a voluntary interview and that's for them to try and get you to incriminate yourself.
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Tipping ashes outside No. 10? Mass die-ins?
This guy's fantasies are getting more and more baroque.
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Irish English replaces British English as EU working language
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@MetPoliceEvents
'Protestors' = 'Terrorist supporters taunting Israelis over the rape and murder of their compatriots and making London's streets unsafe for Jews'.
You're a disgrace.
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@jonathanliew
So perverted men popping on frocks in order to invade female spaces and steal female sporting achievements *aren't* starting a culture war, but anyone objecting to them doing so *is*?
Right. Gotcha.
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I see Paula Vennells is going for the old 'I was absolutely terrible at being CEO and had no idea what was going on in the company I was being handsomely paid to run' defence.
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@campmarylu
"You see there's this meme where this English guy is like in a club or something and he's shouting in a girl's ear and she just looks really bored and unimpressed..."
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@FFS_WhatNow
@MissLauraMarcus
I still can't quite believe this man is going to occupy the same office as Palmerston, Wellington and Castlereagh...
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Let's be 100% clear: if Lineker had expressed right-wing opinions even half as extreme as the left-wing ones he's expressed, nobody would be showing 'solidarity' with him. It'd all be 'The BBC has rules and he broke them. Bye. LOL'.
And that's how you know this is all bullshit.
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@innocent
@Mermaids_Gender
Doing the corporate equivalent of clambering aboard the Hindenburg even as you can smell smoke and hear the screams is a genuinely amazing decision.
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@Wilsonfooty
Happy to work in Qatar, though, weren't you? But hey, those were just dead slaves and persecuted gay men, not a millionaire being asked to abide by the terms of his contract.
So we can see what your moral priorities are.
Absurd hypocrites.
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@OldRoberts953
@TheSpeakingRog
@Glinner
Did similar last night and was struck again by the sheer childishness of a world view in which one's cultural likes and dislikes are contingent on the fantasy that you and the artist/writer/actor/singer/comedian you like would be mates and agree about everything in real life.
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Are we finally witnessing The Great Cockwomble Migration?
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@noclador
@OlafScholz
I think we can now conclude that much of the German political and industrial class would basically like Ukraine to lose this war as soon as possible so that they can go back to doing business with Putin.
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@DreyfusJames
Lol! Yes. British law in 1936 outlawed homosexuality.
1. British writ has not run there since 1948.
2. I'm pretty sure we didn't chuck gay men off tall buildings.
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@IncMonocle
@AschRonald
A complete failure
@metpoliceuk
You value nothing.
You protect nothing.
You are the enemy of decent, law-abiding people.
You will therefore be treated accordingly.
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@AnnelieseDodds
Screenshotting this so you can't pretend you didn't cheerlead for the worst medical scandal since Thalidomide.
You're a disgrace.
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@OldRoberts953
@Gillian_Philip
This 'Oh, it's only a tiny number of people. Why make such a fuss?' argument sits rather oddly with the 'We must dismantle societal norms and sacrifice women's safety and dignity to accommodate them' argument that Tom otherwise espouses.
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The Starmer years are going to be epically awful.
Labour will:
🌹 Legislate for a trans-inclusive conversion therapy ban
🌹 Make anti-LGBT+ hate crime an aggravated offence
🌹Modernise Gender Recognition processes
🌹 Appoint an international LGBT+ envoy
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@MENnewsdesk
B-b-b-but the narrative! Won't somebody please think of the narrative!?
Frauds.
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@cmclymer
"Don't think of it as having your penis and testicles removed under threat of death. Think of it as having your trans affirmed."
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Imagine having had the better part of half a day to respond to an attempted political assassination and *this* being your take, though.
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@Badabimclub
@jk_rowling
Yeah. Just letting awful people get away with their awfulness definitely stops them being awful. History has taught us this.
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Just in case anyone in the Conservative Party needed reminding of this: if your MPs are ideologically capable of defecting to Labour, it's because they never should have been Tory MPs in the first place.
Tory MP Natalie Elphicke defects to Labour, hitting out at the "broken promises of Rishi Sunak's tired and chaotic Government"
For more on this and other news visit
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@narindertweets
@SirTFireball
Jesus Christ. First of all, wrong war. Second, overall British Empire military deaths in the First World War were under 1.5m - and the vast majority (880k) were UK nationals.
Empire military losses in WW2 were much lower.
Either way your numbers are horseshit.
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@rickygervais
@ben_pensant
Because we allowed an obvious absurdity to be enshrined as an undeniable truth.
Once you allow an objective untruth to become dogma, you must necessarily go to ever more extraordinary and draconic lengths to protect it from the harsh light of reality.
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@godblesstoby
What this does is tell every Monsoon employee who's doing their best to safeguard their female customers that management not only doesn't have their back, but will very probably discipline them for doing so. Disgraceful.
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@y_alibhai
'Goods on ships' are strategically vital to the smooth running of this country and every other country in the world.
Stopping Israel killing terrorists, not so much.
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@EmmaManzini
@Misanfrog
Yeah, that ‘drop in energy’ at 3pm might be something to do with the fact that she has consumed roughly 400 calories in 9 hours and is basically metabolising herself.
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@PoliticsJOE_UK
@KNEECAPCEOL
'Lads, it's Paddy's Day, how shall we celebrate our nationhood and cultural confidence?'
'I dunno. Sit around slagging off the Brits same as every fucking year?'
'Perfect'.
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@DavidParr1980
@GGrimalda
Can we also consider the comic genius of 'My health is, of course, paramount. My hunger strike continues'?
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@Markgsparrow
I think it's nice that for once the weird, knife-wielding chap isnt the most sinister-looking person in the video.
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@old_school_alps
@Ryanair
I'm afraid it comes under the category of 'But I didn't think the man-eating leopard would eat *my* face'.
Anyone who buys a Ryanair ticket knows they've made a devil's bargain of cheap flights in exchange for being ripped off brutally if they miss the details. That's how the
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Right, so everyone's got that, yes?
Parental love means indulging your confused child's fantasies and helping to set them on a damaging and irreversible medical pathway for life.
If you don't do this, you don't love your kids.
Sorry, but that's just how it is.
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Fascinated to see how the usual suspects will reconcile the fact that Hilary Cass can no longer travel on public transport for security reasons with their cherished 'equal toxicity on both sides' narrative.
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What's that? Jonathan Liew has written another profoundly dishonest piece framing any objection to the erasure of female sporting achievement as 'right-wing'? Really?
Honestly, what a ghastly little shit he is.
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@EggrollShogun
I love the argument that people should continue to be forced to live in ugly squalor because some people who'll never have to live there have a purely academic hard-on for the type of architecture that houses people in ugly squalor.
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@JonnElledge
@SP_Duckworth
@timfarron
I've got two Irish parents and am immensely happy and proud to be British. I certainly don't need anyone else to take offence on my behalf about such an anodyne statement, thanks.
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@v_j_freeman
'Sex work is work'.
'Martial law is law'.
'Dog food is food'
It really is scary the way people are happy to use catchy slogans in lieu of actual thinking.
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If you want to know what went wrong with the Tory Party, track this guy's career arc from gauche Baby Thatcherite to Cameroon to wet-as-an-otter's-pocket, bien pensant, elder statesman mouthing all the fashionably specious platitudes for fear of being called nasty.
“I’ll probably get a lot of angry letters now from WI members.”
@WilliamJHague
tells
#TimesRadio
the Women's Institute should welcome transgender women.
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@danwaterfield
@LemanWalters
People re-inventing the Ottoman Empire as some kind of benign co-operative because 'Hey, at least they weren't white anglos' is one of my favourite things.
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@Glinner
@jonronson
Buxton is just a common or garden coward desperate to be liked by the cool kids, but Ronson is something vastly worse.
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@ProfBrianCox
The mask slips to reveal just another elitist having a tantrum because he hates the fact that those he plainly considers his inferiors are permitted just as much of a say in how they are governed as he is.
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@metpoliceuk
@RonEng1ish
@PSCupdates
'Reminded'? Not 'Immediately suspended from duty and later sacked'?
There's the problem, right there.
Useless, useless organisation. You need scrapping and replacing with an actual police force.
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@YvetteCooperMP
Gaslighting bullshit.
We all know that what's been 'inflaming community tensions' has been one 'community' being allowed to take to the streets every weekend and scream their hatred of another.
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In shocking news, our idiot MPs have chosen to ignore the absolute inevitability of future malicious exploitation of this legislation because there's a chance for some virtue-signalling.
It's as if Carl Beech had never existed.
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@MatHempell
@rachel__g0ddard
I also think they miss the fact that she's realised that trying to dance around this shit and 'be respectful' doesn't work. It's just seen as weakness. The blatant lie at the heart of this absurd movement must be called out and confronted.
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English fans boo foreign anthem: 'A disgrace. Awful. Xenophobic. Racist'
Scottish fans boo the British national anthem: 'Great banter. serves us right for Brexit. That's one in the eye for colonialism.'
Just. So. Boring.
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@v_j_freeman
Never, ever trust the appeal to kindness. It's only ever employed by bad actors as a silencing measure and is never reciprocal.
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Do the people currently expressing their shock and horror that much of France now leans right realise they're telling us how little they know about France?
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@OldRoberts953
I'm old enough to remember when Abigail Shrier's book 'Irreversible Damage' was being pilloried for transphobia for asking these questions reo years ago and The Guardian didn't even deign to review it.
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@JackieDP
@WeAreFairCop
@stonewalluk
The real scandal is that it took the High Court to finally be the grown-up in the room. Everyone - clinicians; the NHS; government; public health; media; child protection bodies, etc have just let it happen and in some cases cheered it on.
This is a massive societal failure.
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