Tristan Bender
@tristan_bender
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PSA for all the equipment dealers.. if I call and only want to know the price.. do not get snippy with me when that’s all I wanted to know. You made the ad that said call for price. Should get about 30 people to call and waste a whole day till they start putting prices with ads…
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Im not a cat person at all, but this tuff ol farm cat is pretty cool. Balls has spent his whole 13+ year life outside and is a stone cold mouse, rat, mole, and bird killer. You cant buy farm cats like him. Grandpa makes sure he gets all the treats and braunschweiger he can handle
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Our 4th date she put on a pair of muck boots and walked in a pen full of cattle in knee deep mud in some places and helped me chase them out to load on the trucks. I knew that day I was gonna marry her. Anyways almost 3 years later I finally asked😅
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When you try to vacation but you still got critters to feed. Remember to enjoy your burgers and steaks this forth! 🤙🏻
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Was it just my family that used the cups in milk replacer bags as drinking cups when the bag was empty? Or was this a thing with other cattle families?? FYI this cup is probably 15-18 years old. 😎
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@gmengers2014
My brother used to run a crew that did the maintenance on those turbines all over the country. Pickups, semis, and cranes driving all over just trying to keep up with down turbines. Plus the 60 gallons of gear oil in the gear box up top. Short life spans. “Green energy“
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So these clouds gonna do something, or are they just gonna talk shit all day…
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My brother and I catch allot of hate for fertilizing all our grass, well when grass looks like this I think it’s pretty safe to say it pays. I just wish I had more acres of grass like this to put up 😅
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15 loads today, been a morning for sure. Had to eat my wheaties a bit early this am
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Anyone else put vaseline on their dart tips to prevent leaks?
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Called the case dealership in town for a 1/2” drain plus on the tractor.. was told they can’t find it in their computer so they can’t look it up or even order it.. called Cambells and guess what he did differently. HE LOOKED.
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West bound and down for our honeymoon in the Teton mountains. The hat is my only change of clothes 🤙🏻
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Who in their right mind is buying these things for this price!? That’s absolutely mind blowing to me..
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I will never not sit here and think about harvest time with my Dad, I would get home from school and just wait by the auger so I could ride along with him to the field, still my favorite spot to sit as I wait
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I’m certain if I end up in hell, it will be nothing but trying to feed cattle with bunks in the pens, and scraping pens, where the cattle do nothing but just stand there..
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To everyone who came and bid today, from the bottom of my heart, thank you. The love and supper was truly something amazing! Watching the winning bid go to Jalyn’s grandpa Tim was amazing. “It’s Jalyn heifer now” we’re the best words said in that barn today!
#ILovetoday
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Hurry up and stand in the way ladies… Every. Single. Damn. Time…
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The only thing better than the weather yesterday, was the compliment from a truck driver who was here about 3 years ago. Makes a guy smile knowing hard work hasn’t gone unnoticed!
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Let’s take a minute to appreciate the unsung hero in a feedlot. The magnet on the discharge. The second from the left is the needle from a dart, how that gets into feed I’ll never know, but glad it was caught!
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The wave of memories that came rushing back when I opened this box was unreal. I can’t wait to pass this box on to my own child someday and watch new memories be made with this old stuff. Glad I held onto it after all these years☺️
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We ended the honeymoon with a marriage building exercise with a water pump swap and serpentine belt replacement in the parking lot of the hotel. Didn’t hardly have a curse word among us.. but by golly we got this rig home still happily married!
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$40 for 9oz… I know we’re eating out here but holy crap. Next time it’s the dollar menu for us😅
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Sure looks like that fertilizer we waste on pasture every year ain’t working
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This crap is gonna give me PTSD.. fought the mud all year.. now it’s drifting snow over the mud.... Please just let it freeze...
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Tonight maybe we all could add in those prayers, and ask for a little bit more good in everyone’s day.. This world might not seem so dark after all then...
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Been driving dads blazer around lately to get the cob webs blown out, and I find this in the glove box, I couldn’t help but smile wondering if mom or dad made this, either way it brought a smile to my face remembering them both!
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Tomorrow’s the roll over auction at Mitchell Barn for my niece! The calf being donated was the inspiration for these. You’ll find these at her benefit auction March 5th. Bid that heifer high tomorrow folks!
#ILovetoday
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Bad photo reference, but I’d say the Excelerator was due for some new blades
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80bu/ac beans coming fall 22’. You heard it here first folks. 😅
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Had a buddy joke and say your just like a crop farmer, get the crops and take off on the weekends.. well the difference is the crop farmer doesn’t come back every morning to do chores.. 😅
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700 mile ride from Montana and the kids made it in one piece. Hell of crew at Feldhaus trucking
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I’ve never been so excited for fall in my life. Been waiting on this girl to show up since March. Considering what I’ve heard about new equipment wait times I’d say Artex is doing a hell of a job cranking them out!
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I always told my Dad I was going to buy him a tractor like this some day to plant with. Well I sure hope he’s smiling down this planting season at the new addition my brother and I added to the farm.
#bleedred
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Looks so good under this tarp, hell I might even eat it😁
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Commence the 2019 flash backs… only thing missing from this scene is a green Steiger and two 20’ log chains…
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Happy Fathers Day Dad.. Lord knows I couldn’t have been blesssed with a better man to call my father! I hope the day I have a son of my own, he wants to follow in my footsteps as I have in yours!
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Feeding some cattle for the brother’s father in law, and these have to be the friendliest little burgers I’ve ever been around!
#8
already lets me pet him, anyone recognize the brand?
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Every year for Christmas Eve my Dad loved to make a prime rib for my siblings and I. But his favorite part was getting to brag about how big of a roast he got. I still remember his last prime rib he made was 14lbs. Well pops I hope this one makes you smile down this Christmas Eve
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Todays first fuck up occurred at 6:45am just before leaving the house.. I managed to grab the wrong creamer and poured pumpkin spice creamer in my coffee. Absolutely disgusting…🤮
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Figured all those ponies under the hood needed a little more of a workout. The yellow one is now for sale by the way, retweets to help get it sold would be appreciated
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The pain I feel today, is still the same pain I felt 8 years ago.. I love you Mom. 💞
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The best money I think I’ve ever spent. 😁 also learned what a barn quilt is
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Corns at a nice 35%. A nice steady line of trucks coming. This is way more fun than last year!🌽
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4-23” of snow or rain and snow mix, is what the Facebook meteorologist have told me what’s coming, I’m not sure which one it’s gonna be but neither sound fun, either way I’d recommend you boys eat up and get ready to have your asses kicked this weekend 😬
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I can’t tell you how many loads I watched my father unload while sitting like this as a kid. You could say some things never change.
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Could still make silage, but she’s thrashin just fine too 🌽🐮
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Fired up my old laptop from college and found these old texts from my dad from our last trip to Sturgis. Damn what I’d give for one more ride with him.
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And they say cattle are polluting the air… I can’t remember one time being around cattle, having this bad of a headache.. and that’s saying something because cattle are exactly that..
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Last time we’re fixing that fence. Gave the cows a better fence to rub on
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Wanna beat the lines at the ethanol plant. Haul the corn out instead of in😁
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No matter how busy or shitty life gets. Have a drink with your grandpa, and reminisce on simpler times..
#MondayMotivaton
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According to Snapchat, I’m way behind in field work.. 3 guys doing tillage, two planting, and I’m just hoping I can feed the cows without getting stuck.. what a difference cattle make 😅
#FullSend
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@Fox2Feral
@ElaineGillett2
@vjboodie
@gmengers2014
This is the one I hate the most!! How is this good for the environment???
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The best farming stories come from the ones who built today’s Ag world.
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Found me something I’ve been looking for, for a long time!! On my grandfathers land makes it that much cooler😎
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Knowing there’s some POS sitting on a couch some where refusing to get off said couch while I’m here taping a damn hammer to my arm so I get these stupid bolts out just chaps my cheeks… anyways let’s see if we can still get something done yet today…
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She’s still kicking with straight
#2
and Stanadine.. 😬 I’m sure I’ll gel now that I’m bragging
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@dweberolllllllo
Build your self a massive bill board saying “cattle are fine, other opinions will not be tolerated” -management
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The mighty 75c put in some work this AM. Remember boys, it’s not the size of your machine that counts, it’s how you use it. But a bigger machine would have made this job a whole lot easier….
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Had to spend that moldy money from feeding the moo calves that expensive corn. Here’s to getting back to the Father’s Day weekend camping trip, haven’t gone since Dad passed. Couldn’t think of a way to get back into the tradition!
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I might be biased on this fact, but my family may just be the greatest thing this world has ever seen.
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Prime rib and a Ribeye for
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#BEEF
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Low on moisture from the drought? Spread your snow 😁🐮🌽💩
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Ass warmer won’t work.. I fear this may be my last journal entry..
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I’m not bragging about how much money I spend on clothing, but I’m pretty sure between these two jackets I could have paid the house off 😅
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There be some tons out here. Oats are about stomach high. Cattle poo made it grow, and to cattle poo it shall return🌾🐮💩🌾
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Those chunks you see are frozen silage. For one, I could have sworn that it was a rock banging around in there it was so hard. And two, I’m not sure how it was froze anyways with the last two days being as nice as they have been..
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Dry corn, wet corn, chopped corn, process corn, it hauls it all
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Amazing what 24hrs and a bit of moisture can change, was a dusty SOB yesterday scraping pens
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Couldn’t see any cows when I pulled up to the bunks.. heart started to beat a little faster till they came around the corner 😅
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Grandpa said this was the best tractor he ever bought. I think it’s earned that title time and time again!
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Just a C hair shy of an inch this afternoon. I’m pretty sure I watched the beans grow 7” during that rain
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To the lady at the
@DairyQueen
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#pupcups
#HammerTime
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One of those “idk how much I need but I know how much I’m gonna use” type of afternoons.
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Ain’t the prettiest looking thing on the block but we sure try and keep it the cleanest 🤙🏻
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I bet all these fellers wish they were feeding that corn to some katters so they could skip the line too 😅
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Yeah sometimes this ol life will leave you wishin.. That you have five more minutes...
-7/10/06
-8/13/07
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@ranchersdottir
Grandpa’s idea😅 he doesn’t have them anymore, but the set he used to have was a set for a cat 😂
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Chewing with your mouth open should make it legally acceptable to be punched in the mouth...
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You heard you’re not supposed to eat the lemon snow.. we’ll let me tell you about this chocolate flavored snow..
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I’ll learn how to write in cursive with my right hand before these dummies figure out it’s easier too just move..
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She’s got that new house smile on her! She says this beats being outside by a long shot!
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So I made a hard choice today, I sold my old pickup, my first pickup. It wasn’t much, but that ol Chevy had been to hell and back with me. The memories, the beers, and wild times I had with friends and family in this thing meant everything to me. (1/2)
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If you just watched
@MichelobULTRA
commercial, and you think buying a six pack of their “organic” beer will eventually change all farm acres in America “organic”, you might be as dumb as their commercial was.
#fromafarmer
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If only 10 year old me on an old 656 could see me moving bales now. Not nearly as cool as being on old iron but the AC and radio makes up for that
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