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@triflinhobitch

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woman in stem | griz and eminem’s daughter

Buffalo, NY
Joined July 2010
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WHO THE FUCK IS GRIZ YEAH
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@triflinhobitch
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3 years
I’ve always loved Trisha but I think it ends here
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@triflinhobitch
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8 years
This is the best piece of writing I've ever read.
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@triflinhobitch
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5 years
I lost my wallet downtown at Soho yesterday. If anyone knows what happened to a black steve madden wallet with a bunch of cards for Emily Barone inside, please reach out 7165234034. U can keep the money, theres a picture of me & my dad in there I would really like back though.
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@triflinhobitch
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4 months
This silly little 10 word tweet has given this girl enough internet hate to scar me for a lifetime lmao god bless u sister goddamn
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Kaya 🫶🏻🪩✨ ISO NOLA/INDY
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A man at a bar mansplained Fleetwood Mac to me
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@triflinhobitch
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10 months
@pissboymcgee this just single handedly won me over with ai
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@triflinhobitch
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7 years
u don't truly realize how toxic and shitty someone is til you adjust to not having them around anymore. and it feels GREAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
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@triflinhobitch
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8 months
@KylePlantEmoji I’m a mall restaurant bartender and many apple store employees are regulars of mine for lunch shift and they are literally all perfect angels
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@triflinhobitch
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9 months
@SirSardonic @CLAUDIAPOSTING What did you gain out of writing this
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@triflinhobitch
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5 years
My ex boyfriend (ex) (EX) (EX MAN I DONT TALK TO) (EX AS IN NOT AT ALL) texted me to bitch because he found out I have a tinder account. I WILL FUCK EVERY MAN YOU’VE EVER KNOWN IN YOUR OWN BED MOTHER FUCKER LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE
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@triflinhobitch
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4 years
@AaronTheRad @KaufmanAudrey why is women’s self worth tied to whether or not they date/have sex here
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@triflinhobitch
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5 years
THIS IS ANGOLA PIGMAN YOOOO!!!
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@triflinhobitch
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9 years
my dad passed away 7 years ago today. I got this tattoo of something he wrote about me the day I was born http://t.co/GH4WQRC2v4
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@triflinhobitch
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4 years
girls who are grossed out by the WAP lyrics simply do not fuck
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@triflinhobitch
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4 years
A ton of people got to the galleria mall at like 5-6 am to get in line at gamestop for a ps5 and this was the amount of PS5’s that gamestop had available total to sell today: 2
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@triflinhobitch
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4 years
Actually, fuck not posting a picture of myself I love out of fear of judgmental dorks 🤍🖤🤍
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@triflinhobitch
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7 years
Girl whattttt heart disease is the number one cause of death in America. Ur beautiful but ur chances of making it to 80 are slim
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7 years
It’s #WorldObesityDay !🖕🏽 PSA: Fatphobia is violence. Fat folks don’t die from being fat. & Fuck you if you think we don’t deserve to exist.
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@triflinhobitch
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7 years
I quit my job at mighty taco today because I got a serious write up for putting tomatoes on a burrito before lettuce. A burrito.
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@triflinhobitch
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1 year
what kills me is mr tiktok travelled across the world & is speaking in his second language to try and explain this technology to a bunch of idiots who can’t even comprehend social media in the only language they know
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Holy shit this moment
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@triflinhobitch
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7 years
This guy I’m talking to isn’t trying to immediately have sex with me and also treats me nicely and doesn’t talk to other girls. Something’s up
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@triflinhobitch
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4 years
I have some tough news to share with some of y’all. In adult friendships no one owes u their time. Your friends are not obligated to “check up on you”. Or be your therapist. Or invite you everywhere they go. Or do anything besides be kind, respectful and honest to you
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@triflinhobitch
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5 years
Who is ur celebrity lookalike mine is fucking legolas
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@triflinhobitch
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7 years
My dad woulda been 67 today. Hope ur fuckin shit up wherever you’re at. I love u more than anything always and foreva
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@triflinhobitch
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6 years
I’ve never had the balls to post the first picture anywhere but I just want to show u all what losing 25 lbs will do and that I look pretty mf good
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@triflinhobitch
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6 years
@austin_linson @Ellenleigh3 @authordwhite @thehill This is a really creative and funny joke Austin keep up the good work
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@triflinhobitch
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5 years
Town of Evans against windmills because apparently they’re ugly. Half of the residents being drug addicts on food stamps living in falling apart shacks is fine, but our eyes can’t handle windmills. Oh and here’s a solar energy option none of you can afford!
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@triflinhobitch
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5 years
I saw the only girl who ever thought bullying me would work in high school at Rats last night and shes a short fat ugly little troll with hideous front bangs. I could dye my hair blue right now and I’d still look like less of a troll than U Megan
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@triflinhobitch
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9 years
Marry a guy who already knows what breeds of dogs he wants when he lives on his own.
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@triflinhobitch
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3 years
@ashtyn_wall what city u in let me k*ll him
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@triflinhobitch
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6 years
My dad literally died from getting stung by a fucking BEE so I can’t like pour my heart into cancer research or anything to help me thru it and the whole world is alllllll about saving the god damn bees like you know what? Fuck the bees. Fuck ur god damn bees
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@triflinhobitch
lizard king
4 years
My dad, my best friend, died in front of me unexpectedly when I was 11. I spent a lot of years being a very depressed and angry kid and the trauma left a lot of damage. But now I’m 23 & bursting with happiness and love for life every day. It takes years, but you CAN heal.
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@triflinhobitch
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7 years
Making a new friend
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@triflinhobitch
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5 years
If u hate living in Buffalo then ur probably going to hate living anywhere else for more than a year because the problem is ur attitude and outlook and not the fact that u aren’t in the perfect paradise environment
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@triflinhobitch
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3 years
@MichaelaOkla my heart is forever broken for you
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@triflinhobitch
lizard king
5 years
Drunk as fuck ubering home alone and realizing this dude 100% could kill me right now cuz I’m alone, naturally weaker + way too drunk to utilize the muscle I do have. Men do not realize that women just have to like live w the fact that we could be killed most of the time
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@triflinhobitch
lizard king
4 years
12 years ago I unexpectedly had to watch my father and the person I loved the most die. I used to call off July 7th every year so I could lay in bed to cry and I haven’t shed a tear today because I’ve healed and am mentally healthy for the first time since 2008. I’m really proud.
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@triflinhobitch
lizard king
6 years
I was in a good mood yesterday but now I’m not. Who gets this mad over a girls joke tweet about her dead dad ? This weird ass “positive vibes” girl has clearly had some creepy deep hatred for me brewing for a while now. Still follows me tho. Some 2nd hand embarrassment for u all
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@triflinhobitch
lizard king
4 years
Buffalo said what pandemic? If grandma gets covid for christmas, so be it. Josh Allen was really good at throwing a ball a lot of times this year. Grandma got to see the Bills lose the superbowl in the 90’s, she had her time
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Kristen Kimmick
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25 years. Twenty five years we waited.
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@triflinhobitch
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5 years
Fuck I do not want to use Tinder but how else do I get laid now that I’m single. I’ve been so innocent my whole life wahhhhh I wish I never hopped on a dick. I gotta delete Twitter after I post this
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@triflinhobitch
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5 years
I have earned the right to post my ass on the gram.
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@triflinhobitch
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8 years
Happy President's Day to the 44 presidents that were qualified for the job and not elected by the most unintelligent American population yet
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@triflinhobitch
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6 years
It seriously mind fucks me that people can be in relationships and their bf/gf thinks they are both happy and in love but secretly one is fucking other people when the other isn’t around. And they just lie and feel no guilt and keep fucking their bf/gf too
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@triflinhobitch
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5 years
One time in 2010 kiss 98.5 did that top 10 hits countdown to no.1 but they played Love the way you lie 10 times in a row. They’d play recordings of people calling saying PLEASE PLAY ANOTHER SONG and the DJ would just laugh and be like okkkkk now hit #4 ... love the way you lie
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@triflinhobitch
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5 years
This is the best I’ve ever done for Halloween
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@triflinhobitch
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5 years
I often forget that this life is mine and mine only and I can do whatever the fuck I want without needing to explain it to anyone
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@triflinhobitch
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5 years
are u kidding me
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@triflinhobitch
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6 years
So 2 of my regulars at the store are like middle aged stoners and today I revealed to them I also smoke when they bought wraps and the one came back for cigs and gave me the wraps saying here learn how to roll and he left and I open it and HE ROLLED ONE FOR ME YOOOOOOOO
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@triflinhobitch
lizard king
7 years
Dogs are just so fucking cute and sweet and really just the most pure best creatures on this planet. I love them all so much
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@triflinhobitch
lizard king
5 years
teenagers be like yea sorry i can’t work my moms stepbrothers third cousins aunt is having a christmas in july party and my family would just be so disappointed if i missed it. now here are the 28 days that i need off next month
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@triflinhobitch
lizard king
6 years
LIFE UPDATE!!!! Whoever stole my debit card info has been staying at a hotel, I contacted the hotel and they are currently going to that persons room and asking for ID that bitch is about to be arrested good FUCK U ASSHOLE YA BITE ME
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@triflinhobitch
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4 years
just a reminder that i am powerful. 2017 to 2020 lol. except no one tells you that losing weight and exercising a lot shrinks your titties in half
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@triflinhobitch
lizard king
4 years
Fuck mickey rats. Racist ass establishment. And y’all know I been living at that bar so trust me when I say I’m not saying this lightly. its an establishment that will throw a black man to the ground for expecting the same treatment a white man got. fuck mickey rats.
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@triflinhobitch
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7 years
Wish I was a kid who goes to a 4 yr college whose parents pay for it who has to work 1 part time job in the summer for spending money
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@triflinhobitch
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8 years
I have the lowest self esteem about my appearance and get stressed so I eat to deal with it which only furthers my problem even more
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@triflinhobitch
lizard king
7 years
Sorry to be that guy, but I need to get this heavy shit off my chest. Life is hard sometimes. I just really miss my dad
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@triflinhobitch
lizard king
5 years
Just spent half an hour talking to a guy about his ex... I can’t escape miserable men in love with their ex girlfriends. Fellas listen: if she broke up with you, she knew it was over months before she did it and your chances of rekindling the relationship are less than zero
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@triflinhobitch
lizard king
5 years
Before you make a post tomorrow about being single and alone on Valentine’s day, remember this: shut the fuck up
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@triflinhobitch
lizard king
5 years
Dear every skinny person I absolutely promise you that the slight agitation you might feel when someone says “omg ur too skinny eat a sandwich” is absolutely nothing compared to if someone told an overweight person “ur too fat stop eating” In no way are those on the same level
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@triflinhobitch
lizard king
4 years
these guys at the beach last week asked jessie and i to take a picture with them so we did and now it’s on their instagram with the caption “some strangers wanted to take a picture. so we took a picture 🕶” yea ok u fucking dweeb
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@triflinhobitch
lizard king
6 years
carlisle pinter doesn’t brag about herself so I have to. U might think ur a bad bitch but Carlisle has gotten through life without a drop of drugs, weed or alcohol, got into UB grad school & undergoes an insane surgery w/ 9 month recovery like it’s nothin. Your wcw could never
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@triflinhobitch
lizard king
7 years
why do people lie? why make someone think u care about them when u don't? what reason do u have for feeding other people bullshit? why
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@triflinhobitch
lizard king
4 years
Thinking about how a 50 year old teacher fucked a 16 year old girl after grooming her for it all year at my high school and they told him to quit and they’d brush it under the rug so he quit and the school just acted like it never happened and went about their day. The fuck??????
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@triflinhobitch
lizard king
9 years
No ones gonna read this but I had to put it out there anyways. so here is an essay by me
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@triflinhobitch
lizard king
6 years
*gets fitbit* *tracks heart rate during sex*
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@triflinhobitch
lizard king
4 years
I haven’t felt skinny and pretty since before the broken leg incident so I will continue to gas myself
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@triflinhobitch
lizard king
4 years
put my old, sweet baby to rest today. sad, but even more thankful that he stuck it out for almost 15 years, and that he lived the greatest life a dog could ask for. and most of all thankful that he spent it with me. i love you sarge. so so so so so so much.
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@triflinhobitch
lizard king
7 years
The episode of the office where michael promised to pay for kids college tuitions but never got rich and has to tell them nvm
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@triflinhobitch
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4 years
they’re hoping the guy from their high school hometown that played d3 football for 2 years and then moved back home with his parents to do landscaping will finally want to fuck them
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@triflinhobitch
lizard king
7 years
Definitely never dating anyone ever again. Like yea lets make awesome memories I can look back and cry about when we eventually break up
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@triflinhobitch
lizard king
8 years
Having last banger of my party career august 13th. This is a total douchebag tweet but fav this if u are down to come
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@triflinhobitch
lizard king
7 years
we take blood and organs out of living people and put them in other living people and it works. that is some crazy ass shit
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@triflinhobitch
lizard king
5 years
today would have been my dads 69th birthday (hehe). it’s been 11 years & 6 months without him and i miss him every day but my heart no longer hurts. it takes a long time, but eventually it’s possible to look back with happiness, not sadness. I love you more than anything, forever
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@triflinhobitch
lizard king
4 years
Hi guys remember when I lost my wallet? There was this picture of my dad, sister and I in there that means a lot to me that I was heartbroken about losing. Well today, a blessed fucking angel found my fucking wallet. Almost 6 months later. I am so fucking grateful & emotional rn
@triflinhobitch
lizard king
5 years
I lost my wallet downtown at Soho yesterday. If anyone knows what happened to a black steve madden wallet with a bunch of cards for Emily Barone inside, please reach out 7165234034. U can keep the money, theres a picture of me & my dad in there I would really like back though.
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@triflinhobitch
lizard king
6 years
You spread so much hate and nastiness out in the world and expect everyone to treat you with the upmost respect? You’re trying to build a career off of hating “libs” and you had the audacity to be offended that they don’t like you? Grow up.
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Kaitlin Bennett
6 years
Yes I got engaged this week. I didn't tweet photos bc I figured libs would attack me for finding happiness. My fiancé tweeted a pic & thousands of leftists did exactly that to him. The left is so sick they can't let a happy couple enjoy their engagement if they think differently.
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5 years
Today I served an 8 top of 8 girls that were probably 10-12 years old and no joke they were better than serving 90% of adults. Cleared up all their menus and plates for me and organized everything. Please and thank you every time. Literally perfect table and they were 12
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@triflinhobitch
lizard king
4 years
What I would give to be my current age in the late 90’s and be able to be an Eminem groupie during his prime and watch him become what he is today. Imagine the tours after those first 3 albums. Imagine seeing him and Dr Dre together. I cry
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@triflinhobitch
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4 years
It’s so easy to be like damn these famous girls are infinitely hotter than me then I remember that they can afford consistent lip filler and botox and titty implants and bbls and pay people to do their makeup and style them and then I feel good about how I look w what I have lmao
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@triflinhobitch
lizard king
5 years
11 years ago on this beautiful July 7th I watched my best friend in the world die unexpectedly from a bee sting gone wrong. This is why I hate the bees. Life without him sucks but it made me the individual I’m proud to be & I am sure I have a 10/10 guardian angel. I love you dad
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@triflinhobitch
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3 months
@LeArielleSimone you’re leaving with the design scraped off your nails so clearly something happened between “can you remove these” and u walking out…………
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@triflinhobitch
lizard king
5 years
My favorite part about young boys being against abortion because they don’t understand biology and think a 6 week fetus is the same as killing a newborn baby is that if their girlfriends got pregnant they would expect an abortion because it’s “different” hahahahaha fuckin idiots
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lizard king
6 years
Oh a bunch of children who never will ever have to birth a fucking child or receive birth control or OBGYN care
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Laura Ingraham
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They are our only hope. So proud of the #prolifegeneration
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7 years
Almost 9 long years without hearing that voice. I will miss you forever dad, happy father's day wherever you at
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lizard king
6 years
So my mom is a widowed woman in her early 50’s and has celiac’s disease (can’t eat gluten) and she is so excited bc she literally found a dating app called “gluten free singles”
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@triflinhobitch
lizard king
4 years
Keeping racist “friends” in your life because you don’t want the awkwardness of speaking out against them is a massive part of the problem. Stop letting people you know get away with these pathetically ignorant, disgusting attitudes for your own personal comfort !!!!
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lizard king
3 years
Cheating on your partner in a relationship is one of the most disgusting things a human being can do and officially puts you in the Biggest Pieces of Shit club. no exceptions. thank you for listening
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@triflinhobitch
lizard king
6 years
One day I’m gonna write a book called daddy issues for kids whose dads have died. It’s fuckin hard being 12 and all your friends are still children and you’ve already been hit with the adult reality that life sucks. I never felt like anyone understood what I was goin thru
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@triflinhobitch
lizard king
7 years
Thankful I’m not someone whose life’s focus is making sure they’re drunk and partying as much as possible
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@triflinhobitch
lizard king
5 years
Yesterday a man showed up at my house with flowers, a stuffed animal (cat obviously), all of my favorite snacks (in various flavors), weed, a FAMILY SIZED PAN OF WEGMANS VEGETABLE LASAGNA, and a heartfelt handwritten card.... A whole fucking veggie lasagna fam.
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@triflinhobitch
lizard king
1 year
i literally do not know a single girl who only fucks dudes over 6’. if you’re short and not getting laid it’s because you are insufferable as a person
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@triflinhobitch
lizard king
2 years
when my dad died he was an organ donor and some months after his death my mom & i received a letter from someone who was on the receiving end of that organ donation. the man who got his achilles tendon (maybe?) was a hardcore athlete and he wrote us a full page letter to
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lizard king
7 years
If at first u don't succeed, won't hurt to smoke some weed
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lizard king
6 years
Main street in Angola honestly looks post-apocalyptic
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@triflinhobitch
lizard king
5 years
Prayed to my father to show me a sign that he was still with me and he fucking showed me. I have never been so sure that when we die we do not become nothing.
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@triflinhobitch
lizard king
8 years
Today would have been my parents 21st anniversary look at that last text my heart just broke
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lizard king
8 years
Drunk and bored lol lets do this ladies
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@triflinhobitch
lizard king
4 years
Y’all. My neighbor that steals all of my packages came up to my car when I got home and asked me to give her a blanket. SHE WAS WEARING MY LAKE SHORE HIGH SCHOOL 2015 SENIORS HOODIE. WITH MY FUCKING NAME ON IT!!!!!!!!!!!
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lizard king
6 years
so im obsessed with mango flavored stuff but never ate a natural mango. well i bought mango chunks and put off eating them for 3 days bc i was soo nervous that i wouldn’t enjoy them. well i do. they taste like mango
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