Traci Skene
@traciskene
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Standup comic. Author of "Love and Aliens: The Abnormally Normal Life of Claire Sullivan" and "Sometimes Ask A Man." Co-creator of https://t.co/3W49OCBwQv.
Las Vegas
Joined January 2009
My novel is now available on Amazon. You should read it just to prove to yourself that you could write a better book.
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I promised my husband I wouldn't scream, curse and act like a maniac. One bad call and I broke my promise. Go Birds!!!
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Imagine winning The Walter Payton Man of the Year award and The Great American Baking Show in one year. Proof he can bake a lot of fundraising cupcakes. Congratulations! @arikarmstead
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Every single American should want audits of federal agencies. Every single American should support exposing waste and fraud. If you don't, you are no better than the criminal who drives the getaway car.
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This is like a child siding with mom and hating dad not realizing that mom is a c*nt who destroyed their family. I hope Canada wakes up before it's too late.
Canadians booing a 15 year old girl singing the American Anthem at the Raptors game is a new low. It’s that easy to program people, but to also lose your morals is next level.
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@allenanalysis You would have more credibility if you hadn't called it "Musk's little government efficiency stunt."
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@BernieSanders Just stop. You had your turn and you sold out. You let a lot of people down. You are just an embarrassing old man at this point. It's over. Take your money and go away.
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RT @mikeroweworks: Our next Work Ethic Scholarship program kicks off February 12th. We've got $2.5 million to help train the next generatio…
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@WallStreetMav Ben Franklin. But he would probably be on the phone the entire time once I showed him X.
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Many of the white women who are defending the thieves at USAID also habitually listen to true crime podcasts and watch reruns of Law & Order SVU. You'd think they would know how to spot a criminal who lies.
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@kurtmetzger Just listened to you on Rogan. Very funny and interesting. "I'm freaked out for the rest of the day."
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Our special needs great-nephew had his prom tonight. I applaud the amazing people who put together these wonderful events. ❤️👏
Tonight isn’t just about crowns and red carpets—it’s about letting each King and Queen know they are loved, valued, and celebrated. They’re not just VIPs for a night—they’re VIPs to God every single day. Let’s make sure they feel it with how we celebrate and love them tonight!
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@The_Kyle_Mann Kurt Vonnegut and George Orwell changed my world view when I was 11. During lockdown, I wrote a sci-fi novel to save my sanity. I always learn something new with every classic book I read.
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@SenFettermanPA The people who believed you had changed were as foolish as the people who believed Kanye was on their side. You both did it for the attention. But I beg you not to start a clothing company.
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