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documented brain rot and reality tv enjoyer // i come here to LIE and make JOKES // university dropout with ibd and adhd ☻
she/her, 23, hfx can
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The feminine urge to go to shoppers and walk around a little
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I have this cute lil astrology book that assigns you a colour for your birthday so if u want comment a colour and I’ll show u your page
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I wish the sable island horses had twitter so they could tell us they’re okay
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@chloeikennedy
Everybody is getting so heated as if the original tweet isn’t saying to post ur PETTY, unserious fashion gripes 🧍♀️
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@bignaturalzzz
Adhd make me slurp up pasta with no utensils and lay my head on a public restaurant table
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@_brittanya_
@DonUchiha69
@womenandvino
@HeelJDA
“It’s the eyes” like ???? Big women have eyes too 😭😭😭
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Need a yum zum sparkle on my wedding ring or I’m saying no
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@aelinslvndrsoap
why r everybody in the comments saying you’re “pressuring minors” into putting personal information out😳 like 1.) no ur not and 2.) it’s for everybody’s safety like I’m 19 if ur 17 idc let’s me pals if ur 13 uhhhh uncomfy on both ends
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@brokebackstan
i know it’s a joke but to be fair he has to play the character 😭 he said he channeled his mother for the energy of cam which I love
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@JasperStory
@ScaredyShromGuy
@are_nooo
@Jacksepticeye
No fucking shit Sherlock I’m literally queer but you get the point
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tricking my non Canadian friends into visiting me by sending them this
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@deadwannab
@Ruby03908975
@KingOreo37
@afterthottm
@floofyginger
@Sheeessshhhhh
@MBrozan
@itsmadasyn1
@macarraocomqjo
@SiglerAustin
@4ntm4n
@itsmuhleenah
@ALxHR_
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@Leanohh
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@rudy_betrayed
no no it’s cuz they leave out the
in america.
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getting my baby to deep clean the house and cook me a steak bc my love language is acts of service
cute idea but like what other love language could he have?? little man is not breaking out words of affirmation
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like imagine if Toronto and Vancouver and Montreal said sry guys no transit or groceries or takeout past 11! 😁 too noisy! 🫶
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hey just a general psa that shouldn’t have to be a psa but do not speak to ur chronically ill and disabled peers this way
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@MikeDolanVEVO
Me the other day listening to Jump by van halen and being like omg they did this in glee
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Halifax wants to be one of the big boy cities soooooooo bad (but only before 11pm bc 2 ppl who sent a cwanky email get seepy weepy 🥺)
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@lameravioli
not me but my aunt’s ex husband used to call her his meadow muffin and she thought it was sweet until she found out meadow muffin is another word for cow shit
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sometimes you open twitter and see somebody with a very large platform calling young workers dumb for trying to help a customer save money and have to ask urself if ur in a simulation
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wow I’m glad you all liked my goggles
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@BBLiveUpdaters
Can it be that this week was a prank on jared and cam and they’re actually evicted
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Fun fact guys the waitlist for a family doctor in ns has reached 78,000 people as of this October! :”)
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Cody Ko talking ab how current “frat boy lingo” is all just east coast canadian dialect sooo true king
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still insane to me how ppl with vaginas are not given painkillers, sedation, or ANYTHING for an IUD insertion
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@ErenSwiftJaeger
@foIkrav
I saw someone say she pranked us all to think wildest dreams was a teaser for 1989 but it was actually the fact jake gyllenhaal is one of the stars of the movie to tease red 😭
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if hfx wants to expand by trying to draw in a wealthier demographic by only building condos that cost a million $ & majorly increasing rent costs in places that already exist they’re gonna feel real goofy when they realize these ppl are USED to & EXPECT 24hr & late night services
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@BBLiveUpdaters
Even just reading what they have to say and not even hearing it makes me want to die a little
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@Numbr1duckfan
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@HeelJDA
These vids r just to feed fetishes it’s so strange
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No bc even being in Halifax u can tell who is from Toronto by the way they act in public and the way they treat strangers 😭😭 even at Dalhousie in 1st year when I lived in res I’d acknowledge ppl I walked past in the halls and ppl from Toronto would glare at you for doing that😭
We gotta unlearn this anti social era in Toronto. Go to a different city & see how people connect & you’ll notice we have a problem..
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people probably think I’m annoying because I have no shame in swiping up on anybody’s story and talking like we’re besties. if I have a thought while viewing your story you will hear it. you will.
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the sacred heart girls on the way to sbux to secure a strawberry açai lemonade the second the lunch bell rings
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being a girl means posting what you think is a silly picture showing off your funny goggles on a beach day and then having that photo reposted and bookmarked 20 times because you have an ounce of cleavage showing
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@NathanHuffGK
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pov: ur driving down the highway and britney spears passes you on foot
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@stimmyskye
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@cbahlai
nah he’s just a friend of the campus! :) he has an Instagram too!
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@Brieyonce
I wrote a paper for this in my deviance in society and making norms class for sociology and got an A+
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Were y’all not there in 2012-2013
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@bitchesnmodels
Personally I believe Taylor swift is the spokes person for hot ppl full of whimsy and joy but !
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me when I’m getting changed and realize I’m the naked window neighbor
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being an adult is spending 10 billion dollars on groceries what feels like every single day
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deep cleaned my bathroom 2day everybody clap (also nobody’s business what I look like from the back)
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y’all say this shit until it’s somebody over a size 6 doing the same thing 😐
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love seeing men who are obsessed with their girlfriends. like you are so right
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can we stoppppppp with the biphobia towards bi girls w a male preference thank yewwww 😍😍😍
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I can’t stop thinking this is dartmouth
We decided to stop for a bathroom break and Peter was like "this looks like that picture." And guess what. That's exactly where we are
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Getting rid of proof of vax next week and all restrictions march 21 I am afraid lol
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@MartiniMolly123
@PageSix
Bro he was on some podcast like 2 months ago and didn’t look like that u don’t hit the age wall n hatch out of ur old shell
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@ToomsBB_
She was coming for my faves but this breaks my heart 😭 it meant a lot to her and I liked watching her play
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