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a regular dandy and a charmer

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@torturedaidan
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1 year
i carry so many intense emotions despite having a stone cold pimp exterior
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@torturedaidan
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2 months
living alone is awesome until you realize you haven’t spoken a word in 2 days
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@ashphattt222 this can’t be fucking real
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@torturedaidan
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1 year
this and some hole
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@FScottFitzJesse my mind is usually blank
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1 year
@SilentDawnLB “in the end, they shot him.” hits me like a damn freight train every single time
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@torturedaidan
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3 years
@poploltol @pvnkteef @paradonaito @mas1z1 the fuck did they say that was wrong???
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1 year
@horse_feedbag i work at a coffee shop: cool and real i work at a consulting firm: a con artist
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5 years
@MentalMinx @lBRXHlM the relationships that had been building for 11 years...
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5 months
@lemonade_grrrl i can get like 2 weeks worth of stuff from trader joe’s for like $100
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@torturedaidan
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1 year
*sees the most beautiful woman ever* my life is fucking over
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@torturedaidan
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8 months
this is probably where i would blow my brains out if i lived here
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@torturedaidan
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1 year
taking her panties off and saying “well what do we have here?”
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1 year
@grumps39 @AvatarShill what are you even talking about
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1 year
@jestingtime if i look anywhere near as fucked up as that at 27 i’m jumping off a parking garage
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1 year
i have to go missing in the woods about this
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@torturedaidan
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7 months
3 likes on a tweet. that’s a successful day
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@torturedaidan
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9 months
@NEEMOAHTOAD i couldn’t give less of a fuck about the MCU but any time i hear GOTG 2 slander i see red
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1 year
@realJaredGilman i’ll be chilling and then randomly think about this movie and i become empty and hollow inside
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1 year
@JedDogKingly @longkarwai lol he’s so fucking cool
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2 months
@wherethebugsare 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼
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4 months
@JedKingly one of the best theater going experiences i have ever had
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@torturedaidan
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2 years
my pronouns are cold/beer. is this anything
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2 years
@guymrdth best marvel movie, no contest
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@torturedaidan
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1 year
my idea of “something casual” is falling madly in love with you and destroying myself over it
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@torturedaidan
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1 year
burning all of my bridges and killing myself
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2 years
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@torturedaidan
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5 months
@Srirachachau i hate when twitter comes up in a conversation and someone goes “don’t you mean X?” like…SHUT UP!
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@torturedaidan
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1 month
one month sober today. i think that’s neat
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5 months
who needs ibuprofen?
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@torturedaidan
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25 days
@brianchaley watching for cooper hoffman and cooper hoffman only
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1 year
@TitoMahalo i give him six more years at most
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5 years
@Apathetic_One @rianjohnson @OnePerfectShot and people like you ruined the entire Star Wars fandom...
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5 months
@rasatab @lemonade_grrrl man, i’m just trying to eat
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@torturedaidan
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8 months
@hosseinisgeckos watching this episode unfold is one of the most surreal experiences i have ever had watching any show or film
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@torturedaidan
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2 years
me after one hour without replying “real” under someone’s tweet
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@torturedaidan
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13 days
i have a son now
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@torturedaidan
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7 months
it’s actually so easy to put on a duvet cover. some of you guys are just weak and pathetic.
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@torturedaidan
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1 year
why does driving drunk lowkey feel illegal
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@torturedaidan
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2 years
@TheDouggernaut they don’t even know what they had
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@torturedaidan
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5 months
who wants some slop
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@torturedaidan
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4 months
actually i do give a fuck
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1 year
@brianchaley we were talking about movies at work and my coworker chimed in about aftersun and she said it was the most pointless movie she had ever seen. you should have seen the look on my face
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2 months
@GurrNick81582 @FScottFitzJesse what was the point of even saying that
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@torturedaidan
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6 months
“sorry i’m a dry texter” just don’t be?
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1 year
you’re telling me my son dried these tomatoes? i’m so proud of him
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@torturedaidan
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9 months
@deadgomii checkmate
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@torturedaidan
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4 months
@amoderatetake @RossWMUR @WMUR9 and what did they do wrong exactly? point and yell at some police officers? how can you not see what’s going on here?
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1 year
@EPM106 the worst part of the whole night
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@torturedaidan
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10 months
my airpods are having connectivity issues. things like this can easily drive me to suicide
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@torturedaidan
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11 months
@TheAlexSylvian not for long
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@torturedaidan
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1 year
having a normal one
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@torturedaidan
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10 months
will you be my lawfully wedded reply girl
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1 year
@ThanatosArchive @Marvin465370496 @skatie420 shut up, boot licker. you’re a puppet.
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@torturedaidan
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10 months
turns out all i had to do was go outside
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@torturedaidan
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1 year
babies need to learn to suck it up. sometimes you’re just gonna have to sit in a hot car. play the hand you’re dealt.
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6 years
@_HelenLindberg_ @ThePlaylist I think we all agree but why bring that up here?
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@torturedaidan
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4 months
@amoderatetake @RossWMUR @WMUR9 it’s because america is a fascist police state where protesting a genocide (that’s being funded by the US) calls for the full force of the law in an attempt to brutalize and silence those who are against said genocide. somehow you don’t see anything wrong with that.
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@torturedaidan
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1 year
@TheDouggernaut shyamalan has so much juice, man
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@torturedaidan
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5 months
this is me and taco bell. i’m the girl btw
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3 years
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@torturedaidan
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5 years
@tyesheriidan am I crazy or does this follow a three act structure
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@torturedaidan
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9 months
@itsaburnerman @PunishedBenn yeah it’s pretty fuckin’ raw lmao
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@torturedaidan
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1 year
ate my leftovers from chili’s and now i’m seeing things out of the corner of my eye
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1 year
bro the bags under her eyes
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@torturedaidan
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10 months
going missing in the woods soon, if any of you even care
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@torturedaidan
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10 months
i’m like if a guy was addicted to twitter instead of porn. twitter is my goon hole
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9 months
@itsaburnerman @PunishedBenn it’s his own skull dawg
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@torturedaidan
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1 year
ovulating all by yourself, beautiful?
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@torturedaidan
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8 months
this is how it feels asking someone to cover your shift
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@torturedaidan
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2 years
it’s officially my weekend
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@torturedaidan
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10 months
we are more back than we have ever been
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@torturedaidan
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10 months
drinking 8 glasses of water a day is so much easier when they’re beers
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1 year
“i’m like a golden retriever” no you’re not you’re just annoying and stupid.
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8 months
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@torturedaidan
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1 year
genuine question: what is wrong with you?
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1 year
@fiendformojitos sammy is such a pimp hustler
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@torturedaidan
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1 year
check this out
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@torturedaidan
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1 year
back on tinder
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@torturedaidan
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10 months
“how i budget my $15k a month allowance as a 19 year old ivy league student in new york city” you should kill yourself
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@torturedaidan
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2 months
@McR1B69 hard eight and inherent vice erasures will not see heaven
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@torturedaidan
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1 year
i’m like if a guy who never even got married was going through a divorce
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@torturedaidan
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10 months
nothing like a late night cig on the porch. can i get an amen brothers and sisters?
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10 months
if one of my tweets gets no likes, i don’t assume it’s because it’s a bad tweet, i assume it’s because none of you were ready for it
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@torturedaidan
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5 months
okay. what kind of alternative milk?
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@torturedaidan
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6 months
something within me told me i needed to go into the bathroom and take a selfie
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@torturedaidan
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2 months
you should be allowed to kill customers who come in 10 minutes before you close
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2 years
@cacmrg this is just the greatest fucking movie ever made, isn’t it?
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@torturedaidan
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9 months
i need a wife who yells at me and tells me how useless i am
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@torturedaidan
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10 months
(flirting) you look like you would be fun to hunt for sport in a jungle
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@torturedaidan
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7 months
took this like 2 days before i tried to kill myself a couple years ago, kinda goes hard
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timuoxi cha le mei
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everyone tap in. let’s see you at your lowest.
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@torturedaidan
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11 months
they should invent a dad who isn’t a major disappointment to his children
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@torturedaidan
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1 year
yeowch
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1 year
hand tattoo time
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1 year
@joshtenet this sucks so bad
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@torturedaidan
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2 years
me on my way to put an end to misogyny once and for all
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@torturedaidan
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1 year
i come from a long line of people with something wrong with them
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@torturedaidan
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4 months
forcing myself to be out in the world
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