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oklahoma based - in love with a pharmacist - I’m the Grinch in human form
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Tell me you love it after coding a 3 month old and hearing a wailing mother that never gets to hold her baby again.
Tell me you love it after you find a 100% burn victim that you’re keeping ‘alive’ so their family can say goodbye.
Tell me you love it after you see a child
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Happy nurses week!
Our hospital gave us expired drink mixes.
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‘It’s a waste of an icu bed’
A pt that organ donation is coming for us not a waste of an icu bed, and family should get to say this horrible goodbye out of my chaotic Ed.
I’m a horrible human, but you are worse.
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I have 3 shifts left.
The department I grew up in and fell in love with critical is burning down around me.
Docs are leaving. They’re gonna hemorrhage core staff.
I should feel more sad than I do right now, but instead I’m heartbroken to know what’s coming.
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27 year old chest pain x2-3 weeks but had more important things - last night came in cause his iPhone/Apple Watch alerted him he was in afib.
Our monitor showed him in RVR at 170-180.
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I don’t want to be a nurse anymore.
I’m worried about my patients and the care they’re receiving, but I’ve been called a bully.
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In other news, something positive.
I did get accepted to BSN school. 🖤
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Things I never thought I’d have to say as a charge nurse.
‘We don’t straddle our patients’
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Molested.
Tell me you love it.
Absolutely fucking not.
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I have a really high nursing standard set for myself, it’s why fuckups suck, & hurt. So, in turn, I have a high standard set for my coworkers…Im sorry missing sepsis for hours, and blindly giving meds to patients that somebody orders is never ok to me. And I will call you out.
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Went to the dr regarding weight loss today.
And she’s checking my a1c, thyroid, hormones, and iron before I get started.
I mentioned I was looking for a gyn to take out my uterus - she offered an ultrasound and an ablation.
Also she’s being cautious about hormones since I
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An ‘experienced’ nurse asked how much epi to give in a code
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Have hx of idiopathic intracranial hypertension - and migraine triggers.
She doesn’t want what she does to make me feel worse.
I felt heard today.
❤️❤️
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Hold nurse got yelled at by the floor for not doing blood cultures that weren’t ordered.
She asked if it was always like this attempting to call report.
Yes. Yes it is.
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I lost my contract yesterday due to a strong ED personality in a tiny rural Ed department
After coming from charging a large critical Ed that had 20-30 holds at times.
I have laughed. And cried. And drank.
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My uncle is going to start ivermectin for a cough.
Fuck.
My
Life.
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Guys.
I’ve been on thyroid meds since November
Something is happening (or maybe mentally it is)
I had eyebrows to pluck last week, I haven’t done them in 2-3 years.
My nails are growing.
Take care of you, you can’t pour from an empty cup.
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My recruiter is a saint. And as I’m nearly in tears still worried about my dept..there’s going to be a sentinel event and it’s going to be an ‘I told you so’ moment not an ‘how could we have improved’ she reminds me the universe could be saving me. 🖤🖤🖤
I lost my contract yesterday due to a strong ED personality in a tiny rural Ed department
After coming from charging a large critical Ed that had 20-30 holds at times.
I have laughed. And cried. And drank.
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@PostOpPrincess
‘But they’re nice’
Stop. I don’t care if they’re nice, I want competent, and self sufficient.
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Changing a total care patient with multiple bed sores.
The last nurse just covered them with medipore tape.
I felt my skin rip off.
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Got excited saw a travel assignment over 3k a week.
‘You will be required to float’
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@thatnrselife
Put my little notey note in then direct people how to perform massages themselves
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Babe and I have been together for a year and 11 months today.
It’s been the absolute best relationship. I’m so head over heels in love with him.
I never planned on dating someone on a contract, but he was definitely the one that made sense.
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How are you a nurse and antivax?
Yesterday she had problems with vitamin k.
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My last insurance
I got 4 migraine pills a month.
This insurance I get 18
Thank you 7 lb 8 oz sweet baby Jesus.
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One of the nurses going though a divorce asked my boyfriend to come over.
Ma’am. No.
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I have been off work for 3 weeks tomorrow.
I am sleeping without ambien.
I’ve been to 3 concerts.
Turned 36.
And have got a chance to breathe.
I didn’t want to take this time off, but this has been the best break.
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As I’m ending this contract. I’m burning it down.
Nightshift likes to sleep
🤳🤳🤳
Smile for me
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When you’re secretly a 90 year old
But also a nurse.
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I got my mandala scrubs in.
And 🥰
3 sets for 140$.
And lemme tell you.
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‘I can see your nipple rings through your shirt’
Then don’t fuckin look
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To the dr that called me a barky little chihuahua
I caught your teams medical error.
At the time, being a beaky chihuahua hurt my feelings, now it’s a compliment.
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A patient I tough loved about his drinking
Listened.
And went to rehab
I feel like I made a a difference
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Today is 2 years with the most amazing man.
And I could not be happier.
I fall in love with him more every day.
He’s absolutely the best. ❤️
He makes my heart so happy.
Here’s to the two we’ve had, and a lifetime together ❤️❤️❤️
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I put an incident report in last week.
And because of the position I’m in at the facility currently, I’m in fear of retaliation.
Let’s see if I have a job to finish out my last week or not.
#patientsafety
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Guys!
I’ve been with the pharmacist a year and a half!
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A family friends son in law got nominated for a nursing award.
He’s been a nurse for 2 years.
I laughed. ‘Sorry momma I’ll never be nominated for any awards, I’m to sassy and I got this face’
She laughed, well, you come by it naturally, plus you gotta fight back.
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Nothing worse than a pediatric arrest to finish out 6/6.
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Y’all pray for me to whatever god you believe in
My new contract is rural as fuck
We have no RT and there’s no OB services
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Why must everyone be assholes in the medical settings.
Family just raised their voice about their last name ‘that’s what I said’
Listen bitch.
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I should probably stop counting the months with babe. It’s been over two years now. Especially since after 6 months we had decided it was forever for us. But today is 2years1month.
And I didn’t know I could ever be this happy. ❤️ I love him so.
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👀 babes mom has made her Christmas wish list
1) to meet me.
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Remember being sexually assaulted is never your fault.
Your family should always support you in those situations.
And it’s never because of the clothes you were wearing, the drinks you had, or being home from school.
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@babbymd
I’ve been doing this for the last 2 years. If you feel any better knowing you’re not alone.
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It’s been 14 months with babe.
The most unexpected but the best 14 months.
We were going out for drinks and dinner and now it’s for life ❤️
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Next.
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This job has been sucking the ever loving life out of me for over a month.
I just want to brag on my boyfriend - I mean I know I do daily, and constantly- but he’s dealt with me calling crying, the texts, listening, and me needing almost constant reassurance - I’m so lucky he’s
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My contract is over, my heart is slightly broken because I was *so* excited for this opportunity and what I was getting to do. But they have ruined it.
But I’m walking away with a bad taste in my mouth, realizing I wouldn’t have stayed as long as I thought 🖤🖤🖤
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Well.
F/u on labs. The NP I saw said he’d get better labs drawing from a corpse, and I respect that.
I’m not diabetic. And that’s the only positive.
I have hashimoto's. Incredibly low iron. And no testosterone for someone of my age.
He asked how I function - I’ve been
I was hypertensive at my neurologist appointment
160s/100s
F/u for blood work with weight loss dr.
112/60.
🙌🏼🙌🏼
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I’ve gained 30 lbs babe has gained 21.
It’s happy relationship weight.
Babe said he’s in a better mindset dating me
I love that our relationship surprised both of us but is so amazing.
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Thank you bitch.
You see I don’t come upstairs and bitch about your job.
Don’t talk about mine. ✌🏻
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I hope the doc who ordered the vec drip on transfer with no sedation dies a slow and painful death.
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When your boyf says he cheated on you.
But what it means in your relationship is he had yalls favorite mexican food place without the other.
😂😂😂
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To many females are told they’re a lot or made to feel they’re a lot.
Ma’am, for the right one you’ll be perfect.
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@thatnrselife
As a nurse I wouldn’t have that conversation. I’d leave it to an attending to go over results.
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We’re seeing how long we can let our charge nurse sleep this morning it’s 10 till 7.
Any bets that dayshift catches her
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@WineDrinknNurse
👀 meanwhile my nana last week was in the 80s. 😂😂😂 and just vibing with the bair hugger on.
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Went to doggy daycare while I shopped so she wasn’t kenneled all day.
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@RNSuperHero
I wouldn’t give an icu nurse anything but icu patients. And absolutely a crash course and we get access.
We have 26/36 beds holding.
Im grateful for any help we get.
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I was hypertensive at my neurologist appointment
160s/100s
F/u for blood work with weight loss dr.
112/60.
🙌🏼🙌🏼
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Cause I’m *disgustingly* in love I’m wearing a necklace with babes initial.
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This damn dog.
Been in the house for a fuckin week.
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Hi.
(Taps mic)
Don’t assault health care staff, and you won’t go to jail.
(Hops down from soap box)
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2005- High School
2008 Associates of Applied Science
2009- PN certificate
2012- ASN
2025- 🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼 BSN
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So babe and I made a pact we would go see
@foofighters
anywhere and
@falloutboy
anywhere.
We’ve got fallout boy in March. And he mentioned foo, so I looked and I wanted Boston but they were sold out. But Denver was available 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼 so I’m stealing him for a tiny baecation
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I survived 6/6 without catching a murder charge.
I called
@refreshmemts
and texted
@ERshitmagnet
about it.
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@saddlerockma
I will remember this goodbye. It’s been a rough weekend but I cried when mom cried.
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I gritched at babe because tonight was shitty.
He still left me a love note on my desk
I don’t deserve how good he is to me.
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The baby. And the princess and the pea.
I love these monsters
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Np is currently sitting at the desk eating peanuts throwing the shells on the floor, charge walked by asked him WTF cause it wasn’t Texas Roadhouse.
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I know I don’t want kids.
But babe has his 3, and I’m so in love with them.
I hope im a good parental influence on them when the time is right.
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