Two simple rules for life: Never bother with anybody who doesn’t like the music of Etta James or who doesn’t find Laurel & Hardy funny.

@jdpoc Says the man who says “Buy me a coffee” 😂😂

@ArchRose90 @GwynneMP Let’s not forget Diane Abbott 😂

@campbellclaret Unlike the people who lost money on your offspring’s dubious schemes 🙄🙄😀

@Trailer_Swift69

@LeeHurstComic You can do all this stuff online nowadays

@carlfhoward @toadmeister There’s no oversight, because they’re all on the gravy train and nobody wants to rock the boat. Even the few genuinely bright ones, with a bit of flair, are frightened of putting their heads over the parapet. How else do you explain Rayner as deputy PM? 🙄🙄

@kelvmackenzie Gwynne 🙄🙄

@toryboypierce @MailOnline Fuck off with your old bollocks.

@LOVillaJavea Chinese money

@Ed_Miliband

@darrengrimes_ Probably A Scottish rugby fan

@si_rubinstein So you’re probably OK with him wishing an early demise on a pensioner. What about the racist jibes against Diane Abbott or the anti-Semitic remarks? Whatever his warped worldview, the fact that he’s stupid enough to post it out into the ether, means that he’s a low IQ cunt

@BDSixsmith @ReemAmirIbrahim I’m sure you’d have been equally “unbiased” if he was a Tory or Reform MP 🙄

Plymouth Argyle supporters return home, to find they’ve been the victims of a cunning sting

The dopey cunts would try to eat it 🙄

@Sinawo_Thambo That’s because you dopey cunts would probably try to eat it

I remember this bloke in 2 Para. Always on the earhole. Useless at small arms training too. Got booted out and never returned the uniform

@nialljclarke @Trailer_Swift69 Very nice. And certainly cheaper than “LoveHoney”

Some of these Irish players haircuts, leave a lot to be desired 😱