Tom Phelan
@tomphelan01
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dairy farmer in north kilkenny, farming in partnership with my father... Happy as long as grass is growing🌿🐄
Galmoy, Kilkenny
Joined August 2013
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The oul lad dragging me out to milk, 2006-2013
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Think the oul lad was lying to me all the years when he said drinking and gambling was the best way to get rid of money....
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Yes, I do use tiktok
Yes I am nearly 30 years of age
No, I am not embarrassed
17 days in 60% calved, an unhealthy ratio of bulls:heifers but all healthy nonetheless
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whos genius brainwave was it to allow new entrants to supply 550k litres per year totally unhindered, while someone in my situtation who supplied 360k litres in 2020 will be penalised for expanding more than 5% in the peak months. New entrants not the only ones heavily borrowed
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I bought a rain guage last june, and it rained for 3 months after,i bought a soil thermometer last month and soil temps have risen by 8 degrees since. Maybe if i buy a piggy bank I'll become a millionaire.....
@TeagascGrass10
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5 years to the day since I started milking in the new parlour.....and 5 years and 1 day since i stopped cursing the old one
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If it didn't go on twitter it didn't really happen👀....first day out for the ladies. 8 days on from planned start of calving, 65% of heifers calved, 38% overall. A few minor hiccups but so far so good🙌
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Happy to have 80% grazed, slightly ahead of target seeing as it's only the 87th of January tomorrow....
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Saturday afternoon of a stag, 10 pints deep...this is the type a thing that would tip a lad over the edge
#GOAT
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** BREAKING NEWS **
Met Eireann and the Gardai have issued a joint statement this morning advising people to stay out of urlingford for the next few days. Not because of Storm Lorenzo. Just because it’s shite
Haha
@conconmartini
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Its going to grow more grass, Its nitrates derrogation compliant, its going to save the environment, But most importantly.......It looks cool!
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They may go back and charge them dublin players 40 quid a piece, because they were only spectators the same as I was
#5inarow
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8 days after planned start of calving and we've hit the half way mark.
So far so good
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Footage of johnny smacks when Johnny b returned home from his catfish breakfast
#Gaacatfish
@the2johnnies
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This is some ignorant pig of a year.
Luckily
@tirlan_
are going to give us a fair raise in the next week👀
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Twin Reds by FR7692 out of an SEW dam.....liathróidí included unfortunately😅
4 set of twins here in as many days
17% calved ahead of planned start of calving tomorrow, so far so good
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7kgs of Silage in the cows diet for the last month seems to have done the trick, no more till November please god🤞
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People raving about
@JoeyCan88
puttin over sidelines for sport,saying it has never been done before, i remember playin the u-11 camáint inside in nowlan park when i was 14 and i was pingin them over left, right and centre and got no praise
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Amazing what a bit of sunshine and a north wind can do within the space of a couple of days😎
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***BREAKING NEWS***
#COVID19
Leading supetmarkets have introduced buying limitations to control panic buying
Tesco:1kg pasta, 24 toilet rolls and 1 hand sanitiser
Dunnes: 1kg pasta,12 toilet rolls, 2 hand sanitisers
Aldi:2 whiteboards, 12 screwdrivers and a power washer
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Hi folks,
In-calf heifers for sale
All feb 2023 born
Some In calf to sexed semen, rest conventional ai
Dam yields in excess of 600 kgs/ms
Ebi's up to €290
Buyer will have pick of the bunch
Vac'd for lepto/ibr
TB free for the last 8 years
Dm for catalogue👍
Rt's appreciated
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Well deserved
Leinster SHC, Round 5
22mins 2nd Half
@KilkennyCLG
: 4-16(28)
@OfficialWexGAA
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@KilkennyCLG
goal from play Tom Phelan
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The farm here is located in that lone red dot in the middle of the country but we still managed to go clear in the T.B. test this morning,that's 5 years t.b free🙏
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"Paint me like one of your french girls"
Think i need to refill the chin ball after this one😂
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First 9 born to 9 different sires, a total of 25 sires used last year,A.I tank emptied for the first time in 5 years, everything from a friesian to an aubrac and a montebelliarde to a belgian blue expected this year, variety is the spice of life!
@doveagenetics
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Teddy Mccarthy to Mick Mccarthy, no relation. Mick Mccarthy back to Teddy Mccarthy, still no relation!
The 🐐
Rip
Mícheál Ó Muircheartaigh, a giant of sports broadcasting. RIP
He took over as RTÉ Radio 1's premier radio commentator when Míchael O'Hehir retired from broadcasting in 1985.
His last All-Ireland final came in 2010, when he commentated on Cork's win over Down in the football
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What exactly does
@Joanne_Cantwell
want them to do? Have a kiss and a hug? Making a big deal out of nothing as per
🤝There was a bit of a wait but the sequel to the 'Handshake' did occur between Brian Cody and Henry Shefflin
#RTEGAA
#LeinsterFinal
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What's your least favourite job of the year and why is it milk recording?
4th and final recording of 2022 thank god
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@Woolberto
when he sees eddie brennan s number coming up on his phone, knowing the bollocking hes about to get
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I have also ruled out hurling intercounty with kilkenny
#GeneralElectionNow
People Before Profit is clear. We need a left government.
We have ruled out going into coalition with FG/FF.
Will
@sinnfeinireland
and
@SocDems
do likewise and offer people a real choice?
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Before there was Spotify, apple music or soundcloud. Before there was YouTube, tik tok or twitch. There was
#Kerrang
!
#ripkerrang
The original 🐐
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With the whole country in lockdown, pubs closed, sporting events cancelled, social distancing required, i really think there is only one solution to get us through these dark days,
@Mophy96
bring back the beour world cup!
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Awful to think that if those poor children just had a youth centre or some playgrounds in their area that this could all be avoided.....me hole, a slow painful death would be too good for the little cunts
Ok, fck this. The scumbags that arranged this need to be destroyed.
#DublinRiots
Mise Éire
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Keep a bit of colour in the herd for another while! Neutrino (MO5638) daughter, out of a MOX cow.
@doveagenetics
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Very glad I reared all those calves and culled all those cows now🤦♂️
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Nice to see common sense still exists in some parts of the world
Agriculture to be exempt from New Zealand emissions scheme
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The busiest few buttons on the farm....120 CPC, looks like we're going grazing some silage ground🤦♂️
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8 weeks after sowing and its fit for grazing👌 clover seems to have established itself well
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After numerous encounters with other road users in the last few days i have decided to rank all road users in order from worst to best:
Cyclists
Pedestrians
Women drivers (all)
Learner/novice drivers
Wanker men drivers
Sound fella drivers
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@JamieRohu
Get out and enjoy it and leave down your phone. do you, and everyone else, the world of good👍
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Cows enjoying the spring sunshine on a smashing St. Patricks evening....if i could just get a few pints now id be delighted.
#grasstomilk
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A lovely BB4438 daughter👌
@doveagenetics
......am I officially part of the
#roansoftwitter
club now?😅
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@TaeSavesLives
Dont know if i agree. Days in milk is what drives production and pays the bills....cows calving in march will never catch up to those that calved early feb. You could stay milking later into the year but you still end up in the shed regardless
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AFC 670 CPC 200 Gr 52
Footage of me with the strip wire this evening👇
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Surely
@HurlerD
has a comment to make about this??
"Whether you're in Bucharest, Germany, London or Cappawhite, you can all see the same, an own goal." 🤣
Watch the CRAZIEST own goal in a hurling match before, with some top class commentary 🙈
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Was watching the football there earlier, jaysus that rory beggan fella has a right boot on him that'd kick a nacker off their sister!
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@Williecarroll37
They don't be as vocal about their presence when they call during the night unfortunately....
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@LauraJHalton
This is a very prejudice image against men who wear bootcut jeans and wrangler shoes, and men who like pints of carlsberg and drink in flannerys...shame on you
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Gerry murphy cant predict whether its going to rain tomorrow or not and these "young activists" shitin on about what its going to do in 30 years time, bunch a feckin vegans
#LateLateShow
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Myself and the man upstairs obviously got our wires crossed when i prayed for it "to mill" rain🙄
@TeagascGrass10
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The catfish wedge, looks great on the phone but ugly as fuck in the flesh🌿🌿
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And a drop of rain arrived.
jaysus a fella could lose the run of himself this weekend if he wasn't careful👀
Mick Wallace is gone.
Clare Daly is gone.
Sinn Fein has gone from taking over to taking cover.
Not a bad week.
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TJ>TK 🐐🐐
With a total of 628 points, TJ Reid is now the top scorer in hurling championship history 🐱
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Was at a robbie williams concert last night and was sat next to an insurance salesman....
Through it all he offered me protection
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My favourite maiden heifers have almost always disappointed when they've come in to the parlour rhe following year...1307 has broken that trend thankfully
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Throwback to 2013 when a young
@conconmartini
fancied himself as a bit of a showman.....bit of a virgin if you ask me
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Sired by AZL bred by jarlath duggan in Galmoy co. Kilkenny😎
The Carrick Winter Fair saw a Belgian Blue heifer calf sell for a whopping €21,500, beating the previous record of €18,000 in 2021.
Click below for a full synopsis of the record-breaking sale.⬇️
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Jaysus i tell ya one thing, for a man that never went to U.L, I misses it somethin shockin'
#RAG
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How to make an annoying woman at a match more annoying;
•give her a big oul bad cork accent.
#kilkennycork
#kilkenny
#cork
#gaa
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Nice blue skies this evening, a welcome change from the past couple of evenings.
Cows very content,farmer even more so.....
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@Garydelaney90
@WindgapGAA
@KilkennyCLG
Big gaz only sour because his own transfer was blocked
@eoinscruff
@conconmartini
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@gavinjdaly
@dairy_meat
@IFAmedia
@AgrilandIreland
And your part of the dirty underbelly of twitter. using what appears to be a tragedy to bash the dairy industry some more. If this person had been ill and allowed their dogs to starve would you be as quick to tweet??....one extremely nasty, irritating little man
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1. Oasis - champagne supernova
2. Oasis - morning glory
3. Tears for fears - everybody wants to rule the world
4. Fleetwood mac - everywhere
5. Elton john - im still standing
Followed swiftly around noon by a few classics including the likes of Scooter, basshunter, Cascada Etc.
It’s the Monday morning after the county final. It’s about 2 hours in, the lifting has started and you find a solitary €2 coin in your pocket. There’s a jukebox in the corner. What are the 5 songs (in order) you put on?
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@progressivegen
in a 100 cow herd I saw this message at least 5/600 times this evening, no exaggeration....I don't know if its a meter problem or a bottle problem but it definitely wasn't a dirt problem. Added at least 45 mins to milking, never came as close to throwing them out!
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Two absolute oxygen thieves, poor young lad on the right looks like he has no interest in being there.
Milk Pours are currently happening across the UK. All are concerned individuals calling on the government to give us a livable future, a
#PlantBasedFuture
Here's the latest milk pour happening in Edinburgh
@waitrose
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@2pintpaddy
@DarraghScott
@JerryMoloney1
@PromotingGenet1
Cows calving mid January are peaking around now and are most likely in a shed today on silage and have probably had plenty of Silage in the diet the last month, unless silage is 80% dmd and 20% protein very hard to compare to the grass 1st February calvers will be getting at peak
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When someone asks me am i any good at darts.....
How life can be sometimes summarised by Gennaro Gattuso.
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😢
Statement from Kilkenny County Board: Brian Cody - Kilkenny GAA
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"Your simply not liking something does not make it wrong"
Nice to see
@AnTaisce
have learned something from their lengthy and costly battle through the court system
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@DarraghScott
@pippa_hackett
@StabiliserBeef
He would if you didn't want him to be😂
#unplannedpregnancy
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Your move
@tirlan_
......
The Dairygold Board has approved yearend payments of 0.5cpl incl. VAT on 2023 Milk Supply and €2 per tonne excluding VAT on Grain Supply {excluding Malting Barley and Contract Beans}.
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