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Writer. Editor-in-Chief @scoutedftbl . Enjoyer of bright walls in dark rooms. Not a scout nor analyst~

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Tom Curren
9 days
I am now on holiday until August 14, will respond to @scoutedftbl stuff on my return. Every time I log onto this awful website there’s some new idiotic moral panic going on, so I’m gunna try real hard to stay away for a bit. Be good to each other and trans rights forever 👍
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Tom Curren
11 months
“I don’t understand why Arsenal aren’t pressing higher” says Gary Neville, as United fail to make it out of their half for the 68th time
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Havertz scored a solo goal, was key for the penalty, key in Saka’s goal, and had a hand in Trossard’s. He won TWELVE duels, twice as many as anyone else, which is a fundamental part of how Arsenal attack. I’m an idiot and even I can watch football with my eyeballs
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Arsenal have looked phenomenal today. Somehow, someway, Havertz still manages to look bang average. He looks like a reindeer slipping on a wet road on the pitch. He just floats into random areas and doesn’t really do anything. Continues to be an enigma on the pitch.
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i'm sorry Liverpool fans, I was not familiar with this apoplectic rage
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It’s because your team are shite, Gary
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seeking opinions for potential video: if i say 'positive masculinity,' what do you think of?
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11 months
Apologies to my United followers for my unprofessional Tweeting yesterday, I do like (some of) you. As we make up let’s not forget one very important fact: you lost and it was funny
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Tom Curren
1 year
can he give them back lad we've got Palace away tonight
Ferguson has Declan Rice's legs.
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9 months
@MariCLMurphy oh don't worry I am already an established despiser of the club
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i cannot actually be seeing Trippier on the left. I’m hallucinating surely
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6 months
@since19951995 Winning the ball high and generating a transition obviously matters that’s the entire point
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6 months
‘Blue, billion pound bottlejobs’
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Tom Curren
10 months
Extremely proud that SCOUTED is the home of stories like this. We're doing our best to carve out a space for long-form, narrative football journalism that's financially stable, and powered by the people that value it. Free to read:
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Tom Curren
4 months
My monthly blog on building @scoutedftbl is out now. I talk being on the brink of disaster and what we're doing to climb out. Also, an excerpt of @billycarpy 's latest, out next week. I made this edition free to read 'cos it's important:
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Tom Curren
1 year
Hey Twitter! I'm back from break and looking to commission a new writer or two for @scoutedftbl . Keen to find folks with bold ideas who write detailed, entertaining and concise analysis with strong narrative elements.
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Tom Curren
2 years
Hey folks. My name’s Tom, I’m a writer / editor looking for more work. I founded @ScoutedFtbl and acted as lead editor on our print magazine, The Handbook, for three years. My DM’s and emails are open to gigs of all kinds 💫
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Tom Curren
3 years
not to brag but I walked so all you stat nerds could run ok
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Tom Curren
11 years
Tactics Board; analysing the way Asier Illaramendi manipulates space for the Spanish Under-21 side - please RT! http://t.co/xaenQBTQ2y
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3 years
Here’s a leak. Don’t tell my boss
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Tom Curren
1 year
Hey Twitter, I need your help. I’m close to sustaining myself through my work but need some regular freelance stuff to get over the line. I’m the Editor-in-Chief at @scoutedftbl , with almost ten years of experience in this industry now. My DMs are open 📨
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Tom Curren
3 years
Football fans everywhere pulling the surprised Pikachu face at capitalism doing a capitalism. May I interest you in...politics?
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3 years
@ScoutedSxv this deserves to pop I legit choked
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6 years
finally got around to seeing Good Time. As everyone says, Robert Pattinson is absolutely mesmerising. V special actor. Can't wait to see the Safdie brothers next project
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1 year
Might be the best day of my life lads
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1 year
Can’t quite believe it but I’m going to The Arsenal today for the first time in eight years
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9 months
@CarlonCarpenter gunna need 2-3 business days to post mine back
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Tom Curren
29 days
Here's my words on the semi-final: a euphoria engineered in grassroots. Whatever happens on Sunday, England’s unheralded heroes will not stop in their quest to do this all over again. What a perfect, precious thing.
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Tom Curren
3 years
Man richer than the Queen is giving you a £200 loan against a £600 increase and calling it a discount
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3 years
1/ The energy regulator OFGEM has announced that the energy price cap will rise in April. Without action this would be very tough for millions of families. So we're going to step in and directly help people manage those extra costs with a £350 Energy Bills Rebate. Explainer 👇
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Tom Curren
9 years
Introduced my little bro to Eragon - safe to say he's enjoying it @paolini http://t.co/BkASzkPLVc
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Tom Curren
2 months
I wrote about how this tournament, so far, has been set to the drums of the world's great metronomic midfielders - Kroos, Jorginho, Barella, Xhaka - and how I'm finding it hard not to be moved.
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Tom Curren
6 months
Thank you so much everyone. We are well on our way to becoming sustainable. The dream of supporting a small team of writers who own their outlet together might just come true - long way to go, but this is an incredible start.
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SCOUTED
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Over 500 of you are paid SCOUTED Notebook subscribers, receiving complete access to the best youth football journalism anywhere on the internet, supporting an entirely independent, worker-owned, reader-funded outlet. Thank you.
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Tom Curren
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Always looking for new and imaginative long-form writing to publish on @scoutedftbl . ✨ Original concepts and ideas that say something new about football analysis / young players ✨ Strong narrative form ✨ Great hooks 💸 £100 fee Pitch me at tom[at]scoutedftbl[dot]com
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Tom Curren
4 years
hello welcome to @ScoutedFtbl can I take your order
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Tom Curren
3 years
So: this means I'm out of work. I'm not sure how to turn editing a niche, indie mag into a career but I'm gunna try real hard. If anyone's in need of copyediting, copywriting or content writing, I'm available for freelance (or contracted) stuff :-) 💫
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SCOUTED
3 years
Sadly, the Scouted Football Handbook will not continue into 2022. For more details, read the piece below. Thank you for your support.
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Tom Curren
3 months
I'd never tell him, but I learn so much editing @StephenScouted 's writing. This on Carlos Baleba is an endlessly fascinating approach to understanding a football player. A perfect start to your week:
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Tom Curren
1 year
this guy is class and one day he'll talk about the abuse he's faced and everyone on twitter will go 'ooh I feel really bad now.' rinse and repeat ad infinitum
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Harry Maguire
1 year
After discussions with the manager today he has informed me he is changing captain. He outlined his reasons to me and whilst I’m personally extremely disappointed, I will continue to give my all every time I wear the shirt. So I wanted to say a massive thank you to the
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Tom Curren
3 years
Today I became a single father. This is Sofia
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3 months
Hard concept to grasp this so stay with me: changing your opinion under new evidence is not an L
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Tom Curren
6 years
Gotta go with Debra Granik. Leave No Trace one of the quietest, most intimate pieces of filmmaking I've seen this year. Loved it. Also blown away by her ability to find and work with young actors - Jennifer Lawrence and now Thomasin McKenzie?? Mental
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One Perfect Shot
6 years
#FilmTwitter : Say something nice about a filmmaker you like, but you don’t think people talk about them enough.
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Tom Curren
2 months
Possibly the worse thing I've ever written: on the soul-crushing, brain-rotting boredom of England and how it's united us all in the warm embrace of insanity.
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4 years
WTF
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Bayer 04 Leverkusen
4 years
Edmond Tapsoba in the latest @ScoutedFtbl handbook 👀
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5 years
Absolutely loved #LFF , what a dope experience. Celebrating what I love in the best city in the world 🙏🏻 p.s. The Lighthouse is the best film of the year and it’s not close
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Tom Curren
3 months
Yesterday we launched our annual subscription drive to help keep @scoutedftbl afloat over the summer. We're publishing great writing almost every day, direct to your inbox. Please, if you're interested and able, come support our little indie mag. ⚽️
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4 months
I'm very excited by all the stories I have in the works with @scoutedftbl writers atm. Long-form, conceptual, narrative-driven, proper journalism. April is going to be a good month of reading. Subscribe so I can pay our people more <3
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Tom Curren
2 months
What the hell are you idiot kids doing
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The Hollywood Reporter
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‘Furiosa’ Box Office Puts Brakes on George Miller’s Next ‘Mad Max’ Movie
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Tom Curren
4 years
Moving Scouted out of my bedroom tomorrow morning 😭😭
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Tom Curren
1 month
Here's my column on last night. England have proven capable of the perfect form of footballing austerity: shuffling their corpse towards a Bellingham bailout. All the life, joy, and meaning is gone. Heroball and nothing else.
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Tom Curren
8 months
BREAKING: delighted to announce I’ve been appointed Nottingham Forest manager on behalf of @scoutedftbl . More:
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Tom Curren
3 years
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Tom Curren
3 years
Some Sunday evening watching, icymi: my first video essay for @ScoutedFtbl , on how Sambi might work at Arteta’s Arsenal. 🔴
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1 month
All I've wanted from England is a collective purpose - something to believe in. If the erasure of the penalty shootout's lonely horror is the spark, the irrepressible joy of Bukayo Saka's triumph is a roaring fire. Here's my column. Nobody walks alone:
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Tom Curren
4 years
Love this job
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Tom Curren
11 years
Tactics Board; analysing the way Asier Illaramendi manipulates space for the Spanish Under-21 side - please RT! http://t.co/xaenQBTQ2y
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Tom Curren
3 years
Here we go - ‘classy’ from Chelsea and City, they deserve ‘credit‘. Get fucked
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Tom Curren
9 years
Pretty sure I just became an 'interesting stranger' on @bemeapp . Cheers for the hilarious reactions 😂😂
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Tom Curren
8 months
The absolute clown talking about women in football deserves to be shunned and muted into the irrelevancy he's clearly terrified of, not quote tweeted onto everyone's timeline ffs
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Tom Curren
2 years
@Terri_White Sorry you had to write this, but thanks for articulating it
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Tom Curren
4 years
Aaaaand...breathe. The biggest launch week at @ScoutedFtbl yet is done and dusted. Thanks so much to everyone who’s supported us so far, especially considering the lockdown. If you need me I’ll be asleep for the next fortnight
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Tom Curren
1 year
Talking a lot today but want to cut through to the point: starting tomorrow we’re just going to make good journalism for the people who would like to pay for it
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SCOUTED
1 year
— Doubling down, not selling out — The print magazines are back, baby — What to expect from SCOUTED Notebook — More transparency, strong community @tomocurr , founder and lead editor, details our new direction to employee-owned, reader-supported publications, built by us for you.
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Tom Curren
6 years
I really only play a few games a year and this year I’ve been privileged those have been God of War and Spider-Man. I’m so glad people like @corybarlog , @bryanintihar & their teams exist. You guys are amazing
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Tom Curren
2 years
Any young guy struggling with identity / meaning should watch how Uncle holds himself, how he talks to people, how he champions women and others less privileged, how he loves openly and is endlessly kind and freely passionate ~ that is how to be a man
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2 years
It’ll be eight years in August since I DM’d @ffwtbollew and asked him to start a blog with me. Thanks to Llew and @StephenScouted ’s talents I’ve never been so excited for the future of SF 💫
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SCOUTED
2 years
A massive thank you for 100k followers. It has been some journey. Enjoy our fresh colours.
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Tom Curren
10 years
Here's Xabi Prieto's glorious panenka. What a man.
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Tom Curren
3 years
@BeardedGenius thought that was dom cummings, this country has broken my brain
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SCOUTED
3 years
Volume XII is here. It has in-depth analysis, an exclusive interview, bespoke artwork, and the Emile Smith Rowe on the cover. It's our best work yet. It's available now:
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Tom Curren
3 years
not sure if this is a mark for or against @jj_bull
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3 years
Mum look, I’m a YouTuber now!
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SCOUTED
3 years
Something new from us – a six-minute video looking at how Albert Sambi Lokonga could fit into Arteta's Arsenal:
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Tom Curren
3 years
Rereading this brilliant profile by @ffwtbollew and now I know everything about Sambi:
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Tom Curren
10 months
A 6500-word essay coming to @scoutedftbl tomorrow. It's a stormer.
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Tom Curren
3 years
What is actually the point in working with the smartest people in youth football writing if I can’t watch Wijndal, Malen & Gravenberch?
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Tom Curren
1 year
So happy to finally publish our first-ever column on women's football. It's been a long time coming and we wanted to arrive doing what we do best: picking out the most exciting young players to watch this summer. Enjoy 💫
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SCOUTED
1 year
The Women's World Cup kicks off this week! @Odriozolite has picked out a dozen young players that are ready to shine down under, including a dribbly Colombian and an explosive Zambian. Free to read on SCOUTED Notebook.
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Tom Curren
5 years
out february 🥳 by genius @mshipley24
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Tom Curren
3 years
I’m unionising after this
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SCOUTED
3 years
Busy, busy, busy at Scouted Football HQ.
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Tom Curren
4 months
We cooked.
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SCOUTED
4 months
Four years ago, Toulouse FC were relegated from Ligue 1. In November, they beat Liverpool in Europe. Told by @billycarpy , this is the story of The Sleeping Giant - a club reborn by modern recruitment, analysis and an unshakeable trust in data.
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Tom Curren
2 months
Here are words on last night. About all the systemic problems facing Southgate's big ol' mess, but also how they reflect something bigger. When we most need change, England's man on the left wants nothing more than to drift towards the centre.🫠
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Tom Curren
1 year
I absolutely love listening to Devils in the Details because I get to regurgitate what they say to my friends and pretend I’m as smart as Kees and Aaron. Saying ‘well akshully’ to United fans never gets old. Highly recommend
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Jon Mackenzie
1 year
I absolutely love going on the Devils in the Details podcast because Aaron and Kees have created a generative space for the discussion of ideas and I always come away enriched. In this episode, we talked about rest defence.
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Tom Curren
1 year
Do or die. We're calling in every favour, every ounce of goodwill we've ever earned to get this over the line. We need to get as many eyeballs on this as possible - a share goes a long way. See you on the other side 💕
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SCOUTED
1 year
Introducing... SCOUTED 001 This is our brand-new and best-ever print publication, funded by you, created by us, starring Enzo Fernández. Backing our limited-time crowdfunding campaign is the only way to guarantee your copy. Back it now! ▶️
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Tom Curren
4 years
Help us continue to stay independent and produce the best longform analysis on the internet >
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SCOUTED
4 years
Scouted Football on Patreon has arrived! • Four longform analysis pieces • An exclusive, in-depth podcast • Access to our Discord server • Access to our digital Handbooks • Sneak peeks into new Handbooks ▶️ £3 or £5:
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Tom Curren
10 years
Back 5 of European Champions: Iker shipped five, Carvajal left at home, Pepe sent off, Ramos utterly smoked by Robben and Marcelo own goal
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Tom Curren
3 years
thank you mr lynch
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3 years
everyone on twin peaks is so hot
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2 years
Any democracy in which a party of warring ideological factions can take turns picking someone to lead the country without a mandate is not a democracy it is a disgrace
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Tom Curren
3 years
Football's greatest barrier to change remains fans who are more interested in results than the socioeconomic organisation of their clubs
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Tom Curren
2 months
discourse be damned this is an outrageously talented group of names lmao
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England
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Your #ThreeLions to take on Serbia! 🙌
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2 years
I don’t care about the facts of that sickening trial, all it’s proven to me is that we’re all still desperate for a woman to hate and it’s so gross
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Tom Curren
8 years
This is so important. Why are so many so blind to what is happening?
@iyad_elbaghdadi
İyad el-Baghdadi | إياد البغدادي
9 years
Anyone who attacks coexistence is an ISIS ally in their quest to eliminate the grayzone. Anyone, including right wing populists.
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Tom Curren
2 years
@Guru__Oogway @SkillUpYT You are an absolute dickhead
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Tom Curren
5 years
ScoutedFtbl has been (wrongly) suspended, but we’re powering ahead: I just wanted to let everyone know I’ve packed and shipped every single #SFHB2019 pre-order. Thanks for your continued support 💫
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Tom Curren
1 year
@TeleFootball @oliverbrown_tel yes in a functioning democracy everyone who is not a standing official should shut up, sounds great guys
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Tom Curren
9 years
How have I made 3 years look like 30? 16 and 19 haha, looks like 16 and 45 http://t.co/ZaqeantfgZ
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6 months
@Jon_Mackenzie Jon it’s 1:30am
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3 years
I love you @ScoutedSxv
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Tom Curren
5 months
Shogun has everything doesn’t it? Political intrigue, amazing sets, nighttime battles in the forest, Hiroyuki Sanada, bromance, romance and a perfectly unhinged performance from a guy named Cosmo
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Tom Curren
3 years
Everyone has the Right to Dream.
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Tom Curren
3 months
My new series is here: in which I chat to scouts from across the globe to build The Shortlist. Thanks to @NathanJoyes1 for his insight on another No 6 from South America and for being my first guest. Some cool names coming up, subscribe 🤝
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SCOUTED
3 months
Imagine if, when you booted up a player’s profile on your favourite game, you were greeted with real notes from a real scout? As we barrel towards another summer transfer window, we’re aiming to deliver just that. This is our new series – welcome to The Shortlist.
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Tom Curren
9 months
Newcastle's response to getting bullied physically is to endlessly whinge
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Tom Curren
3 years
JK Rowling: I, an immensely influential billionaire, believe we should deny human rights to a group of extremely vulnerable people People: We're quite angry about that JK Rowling:
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Tom Curren
3 months
A year ago we launched this campaign. Still proud of it, still gutted we couldn't get anywhere near funding. Next week we launch our subscription drive to keep @scoutedftbl afloat through the summer. See u there <3 ?
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