DLT MALTA TICKET SOLD 😍😍😍
Wow, where do I start? Firstly thank Jesus 🙏🏿 Also, thanks to everyone who liked, retweeted and commented in this sales campaign. It brought me one step closer to this moment.
I didn’t sell the ticket. WE SOLD IT.
Thank you. Good night. GOD BLESS🫡
Another week. Another attempt to sell this DLT Malta ticket.
I tried humour. It didn’t work.
I tried marketing. It didn’t work.
If you like, buy my ticket. What’s my own. Am tired 😞
As Results Day is coming up, don’t be upset if you don’t end up going the uni you want. It may not be YOUR plan but it’s GOD’s plan. He knows what he’s doing. Just trust Him.
Just saw someone bring out their paper and textbooks on the table, take a snap to put on their story and then leave the library. The stunting is real 😂😂😂
Another week. Another attempt to sell this DLT Malta ticket.
I tried humour. It didn’t work.
I tried marketing. It didn’t work.
If you like, buy my ticket. What’s my own. Am tired 😞
Have you seen the final official lineup? Popcaan, Skillibeng AND Kaytranada??? 🤯🤯
This combination of talent has NEVER been seen before. All my dancehall lovers, don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity. Message me NOW!
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J Hus doing juju won’t stop me listening to his music. Why are you demonising black magic? It’s not always used for malicious intent and tbh it’s just another religion. You pray to a deity in the sky while others tie goats to trees 🤷🏾♀️
Called Notts five times, every time getting rejected even though I got the grades. I got ready to go to my insurance. But I then randomly see I got accepted and there’s no other explanation than God. He made a way where there seems no way. GOD is too good 🙏🏿🙏🏿❤️
This is what happens:
You wanna leave uni because you miss home and that home-cooked food.
You get home to find out you have to start washing plates, you’re bored out of your mind and you miss your wayward freedom
You wanna go back to uni for the cycle to begin again
You can’t be all prayful during exam season, during summer start doing these dumb antics and forget about God, then remember him the night before Results Day. It don’t work like that. You can’t play God.
By 19th April 2021, this time next year:
- Pattern myself in God properly
- Patterned my degree
- Advanced in Chinese
- Mastered playing 2 instruments
- Developed Producing skills
- Released my Christian Project I’ve been working on 🙈
By God’s Grace
Have you seen the final official lineup? Popcaan, Skillibeng AND Kaytranada??? 🤯🤯
This combination of talent has NEVER been seen before. All my dancehall lovers, don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity. Message me NOW!
T&Cs apply.
Still available. Are you seeing the weather right now? Imagine this across 5 days of action-packed fun in Malta!
Message me now and it can be all yours!
After months of planning, glad to announce the release of my new series: “Tales of Tolu Beats”
Showing the life of a young black man surviving China. From speaking to locals to celeb pranks, weird food and amazing scenery. Gonna show the side of China you’ve never seen before 🤩
Still available. Are you seeing the weather right now? Imagine this across 5 days of action-packed fun in Malta!
Message me now and it can be all yours!
Every year people say “I’m gonna be blessed next year, idc who I have to leave behind”, but are still doing up gang with the same people. Just shut up and do you.
Will never forget the time in Yr 9 science when the whole class said we were gonna boycott an exam and not revise. I was PUMPED!
I ended up with an E whilst others got A’s and B’s
Please do your uni work. People on this app will make you feel like you are not the only one who is NOT doing work. When everybody is getting their grades in summer, you will realise that you were the only one. Don’t let them deceive you 😂😂😭