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When I found out broccoli is man-made and not a naturally occurring vegetable.
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If I have a daughter I want her to steal my whole flow like this
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‘If you hate me just say that’ is my fave line when I’m not getting what I want.
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Do I want braids? Do I want to be ginger? Do I want a bob? Do I want a layered jet black wig? Maybe butterfly locs? The answer is yes.
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Na doing makeup in hotel room lighting should be considered an extreme sport.
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I like punctuality. Punctuality shows respect for other people’s time, people that are always late really piss me off.
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Belly on flat. Jeans on low. Titties sitting pretty in the cutest tank top. Minimal makeup, glowy skin. Sigh.
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Na braless in every situation because who actually has the time for any of this stress/discomfort.
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No waaaaay first black couples to win love island in both US & UK in the same monthhh.
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It high-key offends me when people are surprised by my intelligence. Like what about me doesn’t look smart?.
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The bar is so far down in hell that people think simple flowers on a first date is ‘fantasy’ level romance 💔.
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Idc I feel sorry for myself & other uni students so much, this is actually so overwhelming.
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Tasha Ghouri knows how to put shit onnn. That girl always looks good, love that for her.
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I really like how level headed Teddy is, so calm, collected and straight forward, very attractive.
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This “I don’t owe anyone anything” mentality that a lot of people run with is the worst. It doesn’t cost anything to be a decent human being and treat people with respect?.
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You really have to have no bum for this to work.
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This ‘I have no loyalties to anyone’ mentality yeah. People will use it to try and get away with the most backwards things.
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Jodie Comer’s acting in Killing Eve is elite, she deserves all the accolades.
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I’m actually a different person to who I was before quarantine. Whole mindset has been completely reset, it’s mad.
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No one knows what it means, but it’s provocative.
What is “cutie waist” meant to even mean.
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@KRUEGERXVI 🤣 I realise that now, maybe I was a little too hard on him. Just add water was still stupid though.
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I GOT A FIRST ON THIS ASSIGNMENT 😭😭 MY GOD IS GREATER.
Accidentally restarted my MacBook before saving my work. 🥲 Lost 4K words of my assignment and my sources and I spent 3 hrs of my day on the phone to Microsoft and Apple trying to get it all back. That failed, but I am now back on 3K words 💪🏾.
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A bad diet. No water or vegetable has entered your mouth yet you expect someone to suck your co. .
Ladies what gives you the ick ?.
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Idk how to explain it but he dresses like he doesn’t know how to handle his height.
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Now when Teddy comes back with another babe from Casa Amour saying ‘you didn’t open up ghel’ 🤏🏾 Faye will be confused.
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@nnnatene I acc get anxiety seeing that much unblended makeup on someone’s face all at one time. It’s too overwhelming 😭.
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Everyday people on here set an example of why sociology should be a compulsory subject for everyone.
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If you as a woman find it hard to form genuine healthy relationships with other women, it’s time to consider that YOU are in fact the problem.
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Na I HATE writing cover letters. ‘Use it to sell yourself’ am I a prostitute?.
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Romance is dead but you lot want to cremate it AND scatter the ashes too.
Wait some women would get rid of a bruddah cause he doesn’t celebrate Valentine’s Day? Lool.
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Come at me with a shitty tone and I’ll actually air you lol, the way you say something is just as important as what you’re saying.
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The superiority complex with these lot actually runs so deep 😭 go and touch grass.
London definitely have the best fashion sense in the UK. The other cities dress a bit 😵💫.
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I am screaming guys 😭 my brother really called my bonnet a ‘head cap’ it took me so long to figure out what he was talking about 🤣 but aaaaaaw
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The miseducation of Lauryn hill is so good that I don’t even need to beg this woman to release more music.
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The quote tweets are killing me 😂😭 someone even said hearing her toilet flush???.
Lads what gives you man the ick?.
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When I see too much ankle. 🥴 like what is that about.
Ladies what gives you the ick ?.
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People that pour sauce over their food instead of keeping it to the side as a dip are BOTTOM BARREL 🗣.
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This coming week will be more productive than the last. Claiming it beforehand.
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SANITARY PRODUCTS SHOULD NOT BE SEEN AS A LUXURY, THEY ARE BASIC NECESSITIES.
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The ending of Firefly Lane was too much, ripped my heart right out of my chest.
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@Chids__ A girl that actually likes you wouldn’t get the ick from you doing that 😂 You men are so insecure.
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‘She’s not even that nice why would he want to fuck her?’ .‘He can literally get any girl he wants why would he need to do that?’ .‘Why didn’t she say anything when it happened then?’ .‘She’s only saying that because she regrets it?’.‘I know him, he isn’t like that’.
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HOW am I supposed to Live Laugh Love when I live in this UK, HOW?.
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Body positivity & size acceptance in today’s society is all just a facade if we are being real. Now more than ever girls are fully risking their lives trying to reach unattainable beauty standards and it’s heartbreaking.
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I could never EVER settle for someone who is stingy, EVER. I’m such a giving person and I hate to keep tabs on people, that energy must be reciprocated.
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This is actually heartbreaking.
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Accidentally restarted my MacBook before saving my work. 🥲 Lost 4K words of my assignment and my sources and I spent 3 hrs of my day on the phone to Microsoft and Apple trying to get it all back. That failed, but I am now back on 3K words 💪🏾.
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Surely, goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life, and I shall dwell in the house of the Lord forever. 🤍.
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It’s crazy how I’m more scared to walk around by myself as a 21 year old. walking to and from school alone & going to the park with my friends aged 10 onwards I was so naive, nothing scared me. Ignorance really is bliss.
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You really have to be a different kind of weirdo to sit down and do this.
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Got to be weary of people who try to bond with you over gossip. Telling me peoples business will not make me like you more.
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