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He/him. Co-host of @tenklossespod . Lefty educator and Philly native in exile. History, beer, language, and transit nerd. Go birds.
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@AliceAvizandum
Honestly I can think no public service more deserving of Soviet-Tier chest flair than a sanitation department.
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FYI: large non-nuclear explosions also have mushroom clouds. You don’t need a nuclear explosion to fuck shit up. Everyone’s suddenly a fucking explosions expert now and should probably stop fearmongering until we know what actually happened
#Beirut
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Best one I've gotten so far.
@tohickontpain
Tried to do Harper at the October Revolution for red October but it kept making him a reds player
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BRING THE GOOD OL' BUGLE BOYS WE'LL SING ANOTHER SONG
SING IT WITH THE SPIRIT THAT WILL START THE WORLD ALONG
SING IT AS WE USED TO SING IT 50,000 STRONG
WHILE WE WERE MARCHING THROUGH GEORGIA
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Hey
@CBSPhilly
@6abc
@NBCPhiladelphia
where is your coverage of these
#phillyexplosions
going on? The chatter is everywhere on reddit and twitter. Where are your news helicopters? Where is the press - your job is to cover this!
#Phillyprotests
#Phillyprotest
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@bogleech
@hpmacd
@neolithicbanger
that would imply OP knows about frontal lobe dopamine density, norepinephrine processing, and those downstream impacts on executive functioning ranging he doesnt becuase posting outrage bait is where he gets his dopamine, not being informed on neurodevelopmental disorders
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@nikoblock
• how to fix pants
• how to make booze from leftover vegetables
• how to get your friends to lend you money
• how much is a bolt of linen worth
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> be me
> need MRI
> see sign that says level IV electromagnetic zone
> walk into room
> one tooth with heavy dental work starts to vibrate
> shake hands with danger plays in head
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@RobtNS
@keelyflaherty
Read it as, “three hours worth of chilling.”
This is an example of something that’s fading away in English. It’s a legacy of the genitive case, which marked not just possession but also a relationship between two nouns. So sometimes ‘s/‘ is used to mark that relationship.
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@____________NJ
@wtyppod
Because people dying of cancer brought on my coal power plant emissions aren’t as noticeable as a meltdown.
Also people don’t know what radiation is.
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@EmeraldCityML
@RobMeekel
@QuantumDom
I’ve literally heard that story from a friend’s mom growing up so it must have been in a movie or something and transmuted into “a totally real thing.”
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@EmeraldCityML
@Dang57404287
@qaomene
Walk around with a Nazi flag at a socialist rally and see how easy of a time that is.
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@notliamanders0n
“Glad the lube is next door becuase they’re fucking my ass over these gas prices.”
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@RobMeekel
@EmeraldCityML
@QuantumDom
If you want to look at it that way, feel free.
But when I see rations in the pic here or bags of produce that they handed out in Vietnam or China during covid lockdown my first thought is “at least they *tried *to keep people fed.”
That says more to me than anything.
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@RobMeekel
@EmeraldCityML
@QuantumDom
I grew up poor. We didn’t have those nice things anyways. If the abundance of our society doesn’t benefit all, what’s the point?
Every homeless person, all medical debt, every hungry kid is a black mark on us.
Just consider my perspective. You don’t have to change your mind.
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@RobMeekel
@EmeraldCityML
@QuantumDom
Let’s be humans for a half a minute and realize that there’s no such thing as a perfect society.
But during an economic crisis in the 1980s at least they were trying to get people food. Meanwhile we throw out almost half the food we produce.
I can’t shit on them for trying.
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@who_shot_jgr
welcome to the leftist to conservative pipeline: step one is an op ed in the NYT
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Support union beer distributors. Don’t cross the picket lines at Penn, Origlio, or Muller. These guys are getting shafted by their bosses, forced to work mandatory 12-14 hour shifts, with insane numbers of stops demanded in that time.
@Team830
@Teamsters
#beer
#UnionStrong
#union
Your favorite beer may be hard to come by in the Philly region. New video shows the Teamsters Local 830 union on strike in Northeast Philadelphia⬇
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@AliceAvizandum
Alpine hat guy (sex pest)
flat cap guy (used to be “thinks he’s Irish” now “thinks he’s a peaky blinder”)
ushanka guy (ironic Marxist Leninist)
dark mariner’s cap (unironic Marxist Leninist)
white mariner’s cap (drunk sex pest)
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Liam cosplay complete
These two dudes and Alice are doing their first live show!! Tell them you’re proud of them. Please.
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@GoingMedieval
@kittypurrzog
Constantly analyzing the sex and gender of the people you meet who you perceive as phenotypical outliers is totally normal behavior and not uttterly mental in any way.
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@MarkyC12000
@sophbridges
Protip: if an employer is in favor of a labor law, it’s in their benefit, not the employees.
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@carterforva
Someone who’s wealth is derived from unfree labor In Apartheid South Africa is racist?!
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yous kept bugging
@who_shot_jgr
about the next Franklin and look what you did
Hurricane
#Franklin
Advisory 25: Franklin Continues to Strengthen. Forecast to Become a Major Hurricane Early Next Week.
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@NashvilleABC
@Ole_Bonsey
Student the other day just straight out blurted “fuckin’ pigs” when an assistant talked about cops. Had to have a talk about blurting it out loud because you don’t know who’s listening but let slip I totally understand why they felt that way. Just so they don’t get in trouble.
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wawa disaster response team
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@wtyppod
should release the sixers bonus episode for everyone but retitled “we told you so” because youse goddamn did
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500 years from now the future inhabitants of the Delaware valley will say “gobirs” in much the way Italians use “ciao” today and no one will believe the etymology.
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@who_shot_jgr
Liam reviews a restaurant: “the staff were rude but you could smoke and there were $2 shots”
Rocz reviews a restaurant: “they had outlets”
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@DonStinson12
@BelphegorGaming
@jihadimaoist666
yeah one did ideologically driven war crimes sober and the other did ideologically driven war crimes shitfaced
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@who_shot_jgr
are they cosplaying as yeonmi park
@btcharlatan
they poor so they have to eat Head. in Rich country, they dont need to eat Head, because they have plenty Cow
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@playbookpirate
@TGDeerGirl
@DietAdvil
My understanding is that he was given minor criticism about transphobia in one ep of IT Crowd and that was the start of his descent into insanity. That you want to discredit an entire movement because someone gave you reasonable critique of one gag in your show.
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@griffonatrix
@wtyppod
If you haven’t watched his cities skylines videos and haven’t wanted to interrupt with jokes about giant balls you’re not watching them right.
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AND WE ALL SURVIVED THE PARTY
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@AliceAvizandum
Nick Mullen voice: “They call me ‘the beard’ because I have a beard. Also I’m gay.”
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five pillars of Philadelphia:
1) declaration of faith - "go birds"
2) watching sports in the direction of city hall
3) spending 2.5% of your income on tobacco products
4) drinking every Sunday during football season
5) making the pilgrimage to Wawa, if you are able
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@AliceAvizandum
when my dad died we inherited his Ford Ranger that had no AC, a rusted axle, and bees; it was so great I signed up as a GOP voter that day
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@AliceAvizandum
The ICON A5 - in a word of dentist-killers it stands out as a baseball player-killer.
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@AliceAvizandum
dental therapist: "how does that make you feel?"
me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOH
dental therapist: "listen we all get upset but I need you to calm down before we can continue"
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@notliamanders0n
free Palestine, but urging our brothers and sisters in the Muslim world to keep the anti- at JUST anti-Zionism.
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@wtyppod
“We’re a podcast with slides. We hate you.”
Done I’ll take my PR retainer in thirty racks of Gannsett
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@JennyLClark
@Lkatzenberg
Don’t thank him he does this shit for attention and 95% of vets that actually did shit can’t stand it to begin with.
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American news not eulogizing fascist politicians challenge (impossible)
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@wtyppod
@AliceAvizandum
the pod doesn’t work without Alice
she is the mitochondria of the pod
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Last week I was kvetching about the lack of actually fun and/or non-German
#TransportFever2
maps so I decided to make one myself. It may or may not have some reference's to everyone's favorite engineering disaster podcast
@wtyppod
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@AliceAvizandum
Another bonus, merely knowing what the fuck they are as a tourist is a form of atropropaic magic, “I am calling the financial police” (chiamerò la guardia di finanzia) is a spell that can seriously help you if you’re being ripped off.
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@wtyppod
>”I hate to have to defend the fascists...”
You don’t defend fascists unless you have sympathies towards them.
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@soyelninio
@MLB
@Padres
@ItsbuccnJoe59
There’s on average two no-hitters a year. There’s one World Series per year.
This was the first ever in their franchise AND it was pitched by a native son of the city.
I think that level of celebration is warranted.
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@jkass99
@SenSchumer
With my Protecting Americas Heroe’s Act [sic] all veterans with at least one combat tour who told their CO during active duty that they had suicidal ideations in writing will get a 10% tax credit so long as they live in a Title I school district and redeem a 12pk Rip-its UPC.
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Don’t mind losing on a field goal, do mind having a bullshit call be the dagger.
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@GregariousBant
@DeclanFinnBooks
Famously non-problematic protagonists such as Fëanor and Túrin Turambar.
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Then turning south again he beheld Minas Tirith. Far away it seemed. and beautiful: white-walled, many-towered, proud and fair upon its mountain-seat; its battlements glittered with steel, and its turrets were bright with many banners.
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looked up MRI accidents before I went, as one does, and this is the one of the funniest things I’ve ever read
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@AliceAvizandum
“What motivated your fitness journey?”
“I wanted to wear this sick-ass jacket from a game.”
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we’re taxpayers too, dipshit
No student loan is forgiven. The debt is just transferred onto the backs of the American taxpayers.
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@wtyppod
you mean the wunderwaffe weren’t actually miracle weapons becuase germany shit their pants and lost the war?
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Liam it’s time to throw those CDs away.
Love changes a person.
That person is Taylor Swift.
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@AliceAvizandum
The Arabic one kept having me say “I am a generous husband” and then my wife started laughing at me from the other room so I deleted the app
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