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Tobias Maximus

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Reformed tech consultant. Markets. Gold. Housing. AI and crypto nonsense. Memes and bangers. Sarcasm is an art form.

Joined January 2013
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Tobias Maximus
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Gold casually doing its own thing
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Good
@libsoftiktok
Libs of TikTok
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BREAKING: Elon Musk says the Department of Education no longer exists - MSNBC
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Will never happen for the same reason they never audit Fort Knox. Elon can’t play with that much fire unless he wants the entire thing to self-combust.
@TaraBull808
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Elon Musk is considering to have Ron Paul head up an audit of The Federal Reserve
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RT @0xgaut: the last thing you see before your portfolio goes to 0 because of aluminum tariffs
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@vlad1011 @LJS527 @GayBearRes Wtf is a “MAGA”? Grow up.
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@KentD_II @LJS527 @GayBearRes It’s a fine line, but USAID specifically is clearly a large scale slush fund for nonsense
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@LJS527 @GayBearRes They are definitely finding massive corruption
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@LJS527 @GayBearRes Yeah I know. There is no solution to “the problem” at large. DOGE finding massive corruption is a positive regardless of the $ impact.
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@runews That person does not like America, so no American cares what she thinks
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RT @archeohistories: Tianmen Mountain - Gateway to Heaven : Tianmen Mountain; a mountain located within Tianmen Mountain National Park, Zh…
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NASA Asteroid Watch is a good follow you like to be casually paranoid all the time.
@AsteroidWatch
NASA Asteroid Watch
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While still an extremely low possibility, asteroid 2024 YR4's impact probability with Earth has increased from about 1% to a 2.3% chance on Dec. 22, 2032. As we observe the asteroid more, the impact probability will become better known. More:
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RT @dailyjobcuts: 🏄‍♂️ Liberated Brands, which operated Billabong, Roxy, Quiksilver, and Volcom, has filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy in De…
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@FinanceLancelot Everybody says that. In 2016 I thought we peaked in 2005. Then before that 1998. Then…
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@acnewsitics You have an AMEX card with no credit limit. Rich people use debt to their advantage, unlike poor people.
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@BernieSanders Go away and retire
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@TicTocTick $1750 gold, then $5000 gold. I’m guessing you’re new to the gold “market”.
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RT @VladTheInflator: It's funny watching federal employees face what private employees face every year forever
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@ChildPleez007 No. Calm down and go outside more.
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