Talal Jomar
@tjomar
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Last Seen Profiles
Was in scotch street Portadown wearing a Tyrone jersey when an old man said "that jersey isnt welcome around here" I replied "Armagh fan?" His reply "think your smart ye fat Fenian bastard? He near shit himself when I said "wrong. Fat Muslim bastard youll find. Love Norn Iron
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Me and my two brothers when we found out we were moving to Blackwatertown.
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Such heart breaking news.
Johnny Curran lived life the correct way. Always with a smile on his face. Life is cruel.
Deepest sympathies to his family, partner and kids.
Rest in Peace.
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The way Northern Ireland is at the minute I'd probably be safer back in my home of Syria...
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I should have been on
#noplaceliketryone
. A story of how I integrated from a foreign land. How I embraced the culture of pints, fast women and Regal Filter. A story of how i abandoned my roots of strict religion and ethics to a life of buckfast, debauchery and glory.
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The last time I seen this excitement over Saudis landing in a country it was Blackwatertown Co Armagh June 1995.
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Dark. Cold. Rainy. Miserable. Talk of a 6 week lockdown.
My mother has a lot to answer for bringing me home to Ireland from the middle East
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We failed as a society??? Fuck the government!! I had a baby in March and it wasn't until July until my mother got to hold her granddaughter. I followed the rules. 99% did. First one of these pricks come to my door looking votes will be getting a nerf gun to the head. Fuck them.
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Fantastic again by Terex. The same has been done for every employee who has had to self isolate.
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Absolutely delighted making my debut on the 7th February in the Pavilion comedy club in belfast.
Also back in pbs bar Moy on February 12th.
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Monday morning back at work. Hanging out my hole. Was it worth it. 100% All Ireland Champions. 2021.
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What's the difference between the 2008 Portsmouth team and the greatest Liverpool team of all time.....
A league cup
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If 2020 was a person it would be Stephen Nolan. not one mention of
#NoahDonohoe
but has time to try to take a swipe at this.
Disgraceful, dangerous scenes as fans from Dungannon Clarkes and Trillick invade the pitch after a game yesterday
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Would love to do my own podcast? Would anyone be interested? Just 15 mins of shite jokes and stories!
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Will be recording the first episode of my podcast this week. Keep eyes and ears peeled on social media. Will appreciate the support.
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@weenogo
@benjii82
@BrendanCarty5
@Stevie_Donnelly
Nice of Salah to join with the fans doing the Mexican wave
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It's like me for Riverdale.
This is what happened in China when a wealthy businessman bought Zibo Cuju, a second tier side, and told the coach to play his son. 🤣
📸
@TUDNUSA
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I'm 31. Overweight. Very unfit. Decent baller odd moment of brilliance. I honestly think I would do a better job than Willian
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So much sadness on what is supposed to be one of the best weekends of the year. Thoughts with those affected. Tragic event. Fantastic show of support by local theatre groups and sporting clubs to provide much needed support. Life is so precious.
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What. A. Team.
August 24th 2003.
All Ireland SFC Semi Final.
Tyrone 0-13 Kerry 0-6
Peter Canavan goes off injured after 14 minutes.
Kerry held scoreless until the 26th minute.
Tyrone lead 0-9 to 0-2 at half time.
The day that changed it all.
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See ball bags who record a whole concert and post it on their social stories need a boot up the hole.
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Just completed my first training session for
@RiverdaleFC
...great bunch of lads...look forward to the new season.
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Nice of the Clarkes to let him use their Gym.
Day 1 to lose weight - trying to train early morning and will probably fail .....yet again .
6am start .
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How shite is it u can't be round at a mates house hugging a warm can of beer for three hours at 6am talking complete shite and going on like an expert in MMA and watching
@TheNotoriousMMA
and being a UFC fan for one night.
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Usually im the biggest legend in the Moy... But last night I was happy to take a back seat.
@SeanCavanagh14
@brianmcguigan
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Pamela from Gavin and Stacey is one of the best characters every created.
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@TheNotoriousMMA
I'm calling you out for a fight. Just like
@jakepaul
I have zero chance, but I need the money more than him. I livee in Co Tyrone so need for any flights. Coalisland Prochial Hall is free for a night or two in January. Ps i probably won't make the 170lbs weight.
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"So how's stand up comedy going Talal?"
Well at tonites gig I got called a peado.
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Just seen a post by a "friend" on Facebook. Racism well and truly alive. The worst thing is the amount of likes and people who think the same
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I like a wind up like the next man, but this is just ridiculous.
Of course its James Milner.
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People who don't have blue ticks turned on in WhatsApp. Grow up.
Turn them on.
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All the best to those who suffered serious injuries at the weekend
@connormca
and
@SeanCavanagh14
let's hope to see them both back out soon as possible and both make a full recovery.
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I have never in my life seen a bat until 30 mins ago until it flew in and lay beside me to watch play pro clubs on fifa. Managed to get it out my window and it thanked me for not making a soup out of it. Think me screaming like a bitch scared it
#COVID__19
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Don't like to spoil shows for people but Prince Philip dies in The Crown.
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I have some friends I havent seen in a year. Haven't been able to celebrate becoming a dad. But you prices collect yr 70k a year. I know people have had it worse than me. But fuck these stormont pricks too. I have many friends who now have no job. They are musicians, actors etc.
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After dipping my toe in the podcasting world this year. I have fell in love with it,
Thinking of starting a separate podcast discussing sports mainly football. Ie Premier league...
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This will be one day.
Not the weight loss but sitting in front of Disney castle.
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Routine away win against a bottom half side. Bigger tests ahead no doubt.
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Didnt wana tweet last night wanted to sleep on it and didnt wana over react but
@kierantierney1
is the best left back in the world and
@gabriemartinelli
is the best Brazilian player of all time.
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Well done on United winning a europa league play off…yep that’s right. A play off in Europa league. A. Playoff. In. Europa league. The reason they were in it they didn’t win their group. Yep. United are back………….
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Try supporting Arsenal. Come back to me.
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I'll accept all apologies from people who tried to tell VVD was the best centre back of all time.
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In this day and age its all about efficiency....
Two birds with one stone
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Seeing United mount a "title challenge" has reignited my hatred for them.
Cant wait for the end of January to we play them again.
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United v Liverpool on Sunday.
Two teams at the top. Will I still slag fans of the losing team even though we are fighting relegation.
Absolutely.
Should be a classic game all the same.
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Wayne Rooney is street's...I mean streets ahead of Kane. Rooney is criminally underrated because he banged grannies.
👀 “I think Kane is better than Wayne Rooney. I think Harry Kane can do everything.”
👏 “That’s quite a thing for a Man United fan to say, but I just think Kane has got a bit more about him.”
Tom the
#MUFC
fan explains why he thinks Kane is a better player than Wayne Rooney
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Jesus out for the season.
Havta spend the next 72 hours deleting tweets.
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People who eat pizza with a knife and fork are 1000% certified peados
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Just got stung twice on the arm. Wasps are wankers pass it on. Please retweet and like.
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Relegation threatened Arsenal take a point of Manchester "Park the bus" United...
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That's what happens when ye win the league. You take your foot of the gas.
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No harm to the craic if I went rioting my mother would clap me. Clap me with a wooden chair to the head...
This is ridiculous. This nonsense needs to stop on all sides of the community.
@brendanjharkin
Video shows them coming from the Shankill Road end, Petrol station on their left, heading towards the gates at Lanark Way /Springfield Road to attack homes over the peaceline.
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