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I remember one Sunday lining up Seamus mccallan for a shoulder like this .. woke up Tuesday with my ma sitting with rosary beads in her hand telling everyone I was a good cub and that I had aspirations of becoming older
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Difficult tweet coming up. For the last year I've been struggling with my mental health. This is something I never thought would happen me. But it has. And it's the scariest place. But I looked help. Embarrassed but ther was other people I have to think about other than me
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I've a proposal for the GAA.. open the fucking changing rooms ffs
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Mugsy has 3 all Ireland's with Tyrone. Greatest goal ver in croke park. An all star. MOTM in a final and is some craic.. McDonald hits nice passes with the outside of his boot.. why is this a debate? Plus mugsy roasted me. McDonald didn't
Ciarán McDonald v Owen Mulligan
Which of the two blonde bombshells was better, back in the day? 👱
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The GAA brings great moments. Mugsys goal. Canavans points. Clifford's skill. Gormleys block. But this beats them all. Here is wee Brian going to get me a Twix in the shop.. enjoy.
@JOEdotie
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All Ireland final is played when Fergal logan says it's played
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None of my business as I'm a Moortown man... but appeal it to fuck.. use had 15 on the pitch.. if this would have been the other way about it would have been top story in all the news stations today in Ireland.. with the headline Dirty north at it again.
Statement from CLG Watty Graham, An Gleann.
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I would really love if people would keep their fuckin mobiles in their pockets.. giving these southern Angels ammo as there never has been a punch thrown down south
Disgraceful scenes at a Tyrone minor league game between Errigal Ciaran and Arboe.
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Plunkett Kane is a class act. At 35 I was talking a good game over the wire. Great club player
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If you are for any championship games this weekend remember the two most important things . Money to get in and a phone to stand like a wanker recording everything that happens so you can get 11 retweet’s and 76 likes ..
#wankers
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At school game here in Cookstown and one thing has stood out for me wile I'm standing here foundered.. women should not be allowed near football.. dnt see a man standing telling them how to load a dishwasher
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See how hard you would be at a reserve game in Gortin on a Wednesday night you big blonde bastard face. In fairness to the people of Gortin they take you in for tea after the game. Lovely folk
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Imagine looking someone sacked from ther job cause they skipped a queue at a wake fs.go to a wake around the loughshore it's Everyman for himself. parking in fields as they spread manure around ur car. As lads in yellow vest pretend they are doing the car park. Standing slabberin
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The 11+ doesn’t make you or break your education. I never did the 11+ or even any kind of GCSES. But by fuck I have a great family a great job and I’m some craic on the pints. Ps parents put too much pressure on children. Parents can be slabbers. I know I’m a parent/slabber
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Holy fuck it has finally arrived.. this man has spoke the truth to all doting parents. A must watch and no truer words spoke. This is fucking brilliant. I complained one day to daddy that I was took off in a game. He said son I was at the match ye never got a kick
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Dooher taking a wee Dander through croke park wan Sunday.
Brian Dooher grabbing an All-Ireland by the scruff of the neck
⭐️ Name a better point at HQ
#GAA
#AllStarSports
#GetAGrip
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A special goodluck to the local Gaa teams this weekend in ther respective finals.. also goodluck to the local credit unions who will be flat out with people looking loans to pay into the game's for themselves and ther 6 year old children..
#upthemals
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Not getting pints on Boxing Day is the equivalent of winning the lottery and then being told naw VAR has over ruled it and you owe the credit union £1200
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This man taught me all I know.. religion wise as he was my RE teacher.. not football as I was brutal.. but he was a Fantastic RE teacher.
#GOD
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Keystone must have some work on at the minute
The club has released the following statement regarding Conor McKenna.
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No fan of Derry football.. But Glen can hold there heads high.. a great club and run very well.. credit to them and ther committee..
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So Leeds are spying on Derby county lol. it reminds me of the time Errigal sent a spy to moortown to spy on me before a championship game little did they know joe Mallon pulled the wool over there eyes.He didn’t even name me in the bench ha ha so the joke was on them
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Awful sad news about Johnny Curran. Il never forget the night we decided to put lipstick on our foreheads thinking we could start a craze among the lads. RIP Johnny one of the best
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I'm sorry but if McGeeney would have bumped into me like that at the end of the game with his big chest out I would have stopped him and said.. here kid sorry my bad.. hope use win
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I don’t know why everyone is so worried about exam results.. I still haven’t got my GCSE results.I’m 41 some craic/ love pints/ got 3 childer/ still love pints/ and once give away two penalties against the moy in the reserve championship.. never let anyone say u need a education
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Let no one else ever sing it again only this lady..
A brilliant rendition of Amhrán na bhFiann before things got underway 👏🇮🇪
This atmosphere 😍
#EURO2024
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How this club has conducted themselves during this terrible time has to be applauded..
“A hardy day is on the way”
EVERYONE is welcome to our club to say goodbye to Damian before, and after the funeral.
D will be at our field at 1pm, funeral mass at 2pm and stew, tae etc after that.
Neighbour clubs and friends are taking over and allowing us all time off 🥰❤️🩹
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I dnt know if I'm prouder of the lads winning the championship or the rip they have been on since.. so il go with both..
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Darragh canavan is the best forward In Ireland.. and the 2nd best also
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@Sean_Corr
goodluck to your 2nd team.. I would say bring home the bacon but you would likely eat it. More clubs than Peter stringfellow
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@RyanMartis83
@PPSZN
3 lads enjoying a good season they are having and dreaming about what could be a great season.. not promoting a new emoji
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Might put some beer in every room in the house and go on a pub crawl
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Can’t believe the Dingle coach got 8 weeks.. if he was from Tyrone he would have got a life ban and a documentary onTG4
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Don't be embarrassed by feeling down. If u need help just speak to someone. Not this attitude of catch yourself on u will be grand. I know of one person I wish would have spoke to someone.
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Held him scoreless in a game .. I came on as a sub in the last minute 30 seconds later he went aff cause he already had scored 1-11 or something like that. But he got very little change out of me
GAANOW Rewind takes a look at this epic score by Stephen O'Neill!
@DubGAA
Official won't have to worry about facing him on the field in Sunday's All-Ireland Final, but as part of Mickey Harte's backroom team, he may have passed his skills on to the
@TyroneGAALive
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#DUBVTYR
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Best 11 ever to play the game. Absolutely killing me to say that too. Away to say the rosary
AVAILABLE TUESDAY
The best number 11 of his generation?
@TyroneGAALive
and
@ardboegfc
legend Brian McGuigan gives a fantastic insight into his career which seen him win 3 All-Ireland SFC titles. In this episode he lifts the lid on Mickey Harte leaving Tyrone & much more.
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Sean cavanagh did it one year and the man had to go on the run like Pablo Escobar..
Not even covered by RTE on Sunday game. Suppose they were busy influencing the live draw for Monday 8.30am on radio.
@RTEgaa
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No one knows the pressure a parent goes through on Christmas Eve night tip toeing around a house wile being half lit thinking you are closing the door quietly when it actually sounds like a souped up corsa driving over road bumps with I’m a barbie girl blasting out the window
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Like the way women don’t play the blanket defence in football... one of them would likely fold it and put it away
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And tbf it's the best decision I've ever made. We live in a scary world and I thought I was untouchable in it. How wrong I was. But I'm getting better. All I ask of folk is to be nicer. Smile and laugh more. Take less things serious
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Unpopular tweet coming up.. Shane Walsh was better today than Clifford
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Hey remember the time ther used to be league games in Tyrone... good times
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Best goal ever in Croke Park
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All the best to coalisland fianna today in the championship final.. I would go to it only I'm not planning on seeing 2 o'clock..
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@ladbible
That's hilarious. This man must be some craic.. " Charles can we go for a Beer? Where?" Top class banter.. the royals are some craic hey
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Did ye go Down to see what happen Noah? Naw ye didn’t ye Big Mac meal
Watch how last night unfolded when I went to the Holylands & asked students about their responsibilities during CoVid.
See what happened , on The Top Table tonight 1045pm - BBC1NI
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Now I'm away for the next 8 nights to act the clown around the stage in craic( best place in the world) so if ur at a loose end plz go. Up the Mals and the Arts
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The one thing I have picked up during this pandemic is the amount of people who work as joiners/ plasterers/in shops/schools/ that are actually qualified doctors.. take the vaccine and wind ur neck in.. Christ you would near think it was a robot being Injected into you
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Like the odd wan myself. But it’s hard to beat Gene crozier telling you about championship games he started and scored in. He’s the only man to score 1-3 against carrickmore wile sitting with his legs folded beside me on Edendorks steps eating a chip and smiling at random women
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Know wan thing. You wouldn't get catfished playing reserve football against Drumquinn
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One day me and Daniel Kelly went to watch moortown playing but seen brick starting midfield so Daniel said to me no way am I watching the brick play midfield for my club so we left and went to laverys and drank pints all day and gene was there. Some of this story is a lie
Patrice Evra: "Thierry Henry, one day he invited me to his house, he said ‘we are going to watch the Arsenal match.' The first image we saw was Xhaka being the captain. Thierry Henry turned off the TV and said 'I can't watch Xhaka be the captain of my team'." 😭😂😭
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Collie cavanagh pulled one aff a helicopters wing the day and I had to wait till the highlights the night to see it ... Fenton Catches one yesterday with no man near him and it’s the greatest catch since OJ Simpson was arrested
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Aye close the gyms sure ffs. The aul body fat was coming down. Now it’s going to be pizza and cans for the next 2 or 3 weeks. Going from The Rock one week to Jimmy five bellies the next. Jesus didn’t die on the cross for this to happen. Up the moortin
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I would rather have a half Man Utd top half Ardboe top and a feed out of Ali’s in the island
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There is so much hatred in this country now.. and it's coming from people in power. No harm but. Couldn't deal with what I grown up with coming up again in this country. The likes of Bryson and these people with a voice should be removed form social media.. they are rotten
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Imagine saying to katie Taylor hey blade you fucking Hoover the living room ffs mouthing at me who do you think ye are. BANG. You would wake up not knowing if it’s Tuesday or half 7 and the hoovering still needing done
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Minds me of the night I danced around the lad from Beragh on Cookstown street thinking i was Apollo creed.. was left like him about two minutes later.. hit me 4 boxes on the nose I was shouting throw the towel. Away he went and left me like a envelope
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FairPlay tattyreagh .. the butt of people’s jokes for years but now a senior team in Tyrone .. well done
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Why does the Northern Ireland team stand for god save the king? Sure that's Englands national anthem?
This "derry" GAA ground... The ground is situated in NI... NI is part of the UK... So why is a foreign anthem being sung... GAA open for all they say?
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Wise up David you toilet .. us lads used to go on a two day bender for getting beat in the first round of the reserve championship.. reason being cause we were best friends and any excuse to make the Monday Club.. go play with your tiddly
They will when the dust settles & time passes in a quiet moment ask did they pass up the opportunity of a lifetime..Was there anything they could have done extra..Posting Multiple piss ups won’t win you All Ire & that’s not what winning is about..
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Bring back the island festival. Glorious music and culture.. and absolutely lamped from the Wednesday to the Sunday.. standing outside tessie Dormans On a monday morning not knowing if it's Monday or first mass
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@JamesWade180
@OfficialPDC
@UnicornDarts
That’s brilliant.. you are so much fun on stage with all your banter and sportsmanship🤨
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I miss pints of Tennents . Cold pints of Tennents . Frothy pints of Tennents. Oh and original peanuts
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Such strength. This is bravery
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Great to see a local lad lift Sam.. also great to see local lads win all Ireland's.. great day for this magnificent county we are from
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Boris has left hospital 7 days after being admitted with coronavirus.. never fucking happen lads.. and no word of prince cock head after he was meant to have it as well.. making the people out stupid. Stupid ones are the ones who support them spammers
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Nothing to do with the fact he was the same age as the old cross
Brian Kilmeade connects the death of 99-year-old Prince Philip to Meghan Markle & Prince Harry's Oprah interview: "If you factor in this, there are reports that he was enraged after the interview ... Here he is trying to recover, and then he gets hit with that."
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The only people winning out of this game being replayed is
@TwoDegrees6
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Everything about this goal. The block. The pass. The two lads not knowing if it's a Saturday evening or Spy Wednesday. The commentary. And that finish. Greatest score ever in headquarters
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When’s the last time liverpool won the league? The day ... yeeeeeeeeeeerroooooo
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All the best to the moortin the day in the ulster final..massive day for the club.. all roads lead to..fuck knows the game has been changed more than the tv
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If that was collie cavanaghs last game yesterday for Tyrone he will be sorely missed. A great servant and a great player who has done it all for his county. And monster of a midfielder. Take a bow on a fabulous county career.
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Sorry it's easy to knock the keeper lads.. that lad has to live with that. Remember it's only a amateur sport..
#GAA
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As the GAA community awaits the return of my great self on Saturday ..
@brianmcguigan7
will be donating a free pint for every score Ardboe get on Saturday. He will also be refereeing the game as well as playing in it. Nothing new ther
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Tyrone got called boring from 2003 to 2008. They averaged 20 points a game in them years and they had a full forward line of mugsy O’Neill and God. The 05 team are one of the best teams to very win an all Ireland. Mickie Harte has to take credit for all this.
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Sure wile ur at it why don't you organise a stormont reception for glennely reserves..
Have called for a Stormont Reception for the great achievement of this squad 👏👏👏👏
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Toilet of a man..
Tyrone have pulled out of the All Ireland? What a load of bollocks. That should carry a ban next year or maybe two yeaes plus relegation. Welcome them back in Division Two in 2023. Toys from pram hysteria hidden behind "expert medical opinion". Didn't get their way in other words
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I wasn’t even allowed to throw water balloons at cars around halloween. But these children’s parents clap them as they attack houses and cars and buses..the most dangerous people in the world are idiots never forget that
How much of a Sectarian piece of shit must you be to cheer on young men going to attack homes in another community?
Scum!
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Fuck sake.. give a child a crayon they will draw over the walls
Dick Clerkin: 'Tyrone failings reinforce the idea that their All-Ireland win was largely down to luck' 👇
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Brian mcguigan (kills me to say that) Deets/ weep lawn/ big Enda Muldoon(joy to watch) collie Doris/ plunky kane/ Jason burns/ wee Richie heatherington/ wee shorty mcnally/ Kevin Corey/ not one of them would lace Gene croziers boots. So my answer is Gene
What player comes to mind when you hear the phrase 'worth the entry fee alone'?
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Sorry I know this is not for everyone and il get slated.. hope Derry gets beat by a point in last kick of the game by a penalty that was never a penalty
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Will paddy Russel be with them?
Our 1995 All-Ireland-winning senior footballers will be honoured at Croke Park this Sunday afternoon as part of the Jubilee Team celebrations 💙
#UpTheDubs
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The old cross is in Moortown
🔴⚪️ CONGRATULATIONS 🔴⚪️
To our Senior Men on their thrilling win against Ardboe this evening! UP THE MALACHYS 💪🏻
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This here. Powerful
A special mention to Neil Flynn this evening who came on & kicked three points after burying his father Fergal yesterday. A true testament of his character.
Kildare GAA wish to express our sincere condolences to Neil & his family.
Ar dheis Dé go raibh a anam 🏳️
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There was an art to it .. took 2 from killyclogher one day.. don’t think my father was to happy tho.. he said what are you at son you are a married man with children ye clown
A Lavey man sent me this pic. Surely one of the oldest and most cherished traditions in the GAA.
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There is no dirtier look in this world than the look u get when u hit the lights to cross the road. Did it today in the island and I swear I thought I was for getting a hammering.. park anywhere in her but dnt press the button to cross the road
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We are 2nd class citizens at this time of year. Treated like dirt on peoples shoes. No out cry form your Nolan's or Arlene or even the news. But if a catholic team win something or forbid celebrate it it's wrong and lambasted everywhere. Oh and the Irish language insult's them
Imagine this said all blacks Muslims or lgbtq people are targets .. taigs is slang for catholics .. where’s the outcry and how is it allowed in this day and age 🤷♂️🤷♂️
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