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TJ Jurkiewicz | Fat Loss Coach

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Helping people get in and stay in the best shape of their lives without restrictive diets or excessive cardio. Owner of All In Fitness Coaching.

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TJ Jurkiewicz | Fat Loss Coach
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Got with the times and finally made a testimonial page. If you're on the fence about working with me, check out what these legends have to say about All In Fitness Coaching:
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I would rather have my bloodline end with me and I die alone, broke and destitute on some beach in Phuket surrounded by Soi dogs than meet this fate.
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@Rossmac212 This is disgusting. Somebody give me the address so I can report this to the proper authorities. And the hours that they’re open including this woman’s usual shift time.
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One of the greatest tragedies of modern civilization is that we will never be able to use an EA Sports NCAA Football version of Lamar Jackson. 😿
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@SchrodingrsBrat Escape Room first date > Tells you all you need to know
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Pro poker players: Before you scoff at, laugh at, or otherwise berate any rec players during WSOP, take a second and realize how much you’d suck ass at that persons given profession. This is a fun vacation for them. It’s not their fault that you hate your job and life.
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Every fucking time.
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@jedigoodman Bro is speaking fluid Capanese
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TJ Jurkiewicz | Fat Loss Coach
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Am I the only person that doesn’t look at gas prices? When the needle is close to E I pull in, swipe my card, fill it up and go about my life.
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@BenTheBaneDavis this feels like 5 years ago
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@ConOfCombat DC trying so hard not to laugh
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@hoghoiy1 @CaptJackBates @Rossmac212 Man tried to casually shift the blame 😂
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@ufc He went too far on that
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@barstoolsports @ForePlayPod @chevrolet How the fuck is that not a hole in one?
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@barstoolsports I refuse to get excited about anything EA Sports releases.
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It was a hell of a run.
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At quarterback for the New York Jets. Number 8. Aaron Rodgers.
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RIP in peace Darren Till #UFCLondon
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@barstoolsports @Starting9 Rex Chapman should be reposting any minute
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I’ve been informed that this couple moved in and got engaged one month after meeting each other.
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@AdamSchefter Treadwell and Doctson
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Pro tip: Anyone still rocking an iPhone 5s with a cracked screen is NEVER bluffing.
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Decided to step it up to 5/10 for my first time since moving to Vegas. Was quickly stuck a buy in and then lost my second buy in getting set under set. But I didn’t quit. I rebought for that third buy in and said I’m not going down without a fight. Then I lost the 3rd buy in.
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My spirit animal @TheRealCoach_JB
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@barstooltweetss @barstoolsports Anyone who gets to go home and bang JLo is unfazed by anything.
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@danawhite @ufc Moving Garry to the Strickland card. Chess not checkers.
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TJ Jurkiewicz | Fat Loss Coach
4 years
I approached and asked a girl out at the gym for the first time in my life today and let’s just say the only way it could’ve been worse is if I just walked up to her and said “Hey, where’s the bathroom? I just shit myself.”
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TJ Jurkiewicz | Fat Loss Coach
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Got that hardware back @C_Sanders3 @RutgersMBB
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The World Series of Jokers (This for real just happened)
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@barstoolsports Hard for me to respect a man more than I do after hearing this latest development.
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Better Call Saul is entering the same stratosphere as Breaking Bad in terms of all time best television shows.
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TJ Jurkiewicz | Fat Loss Coach
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Matusow casually dropping himself in the middle of these names
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@themouthmatusow
Mike Matusow
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Let me translate even better! If not for people like Phil Daniel , me , Ivey Doyle Mike Sexton and few others there wouldn’t be poker tourneys to play! When WPT started we had a vision even I didn’t think Phil’s vision was reality but it was and we started with 25 of us at first
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I want to clown on @PokerBunnyy more but then I remembered she's like 23 years old and when I look back on how I acted when I was 23 I want to scoop my eyeballs out with a soup spoon.
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TJ Jurkiewicz | Fat Loss Coach
3 years
When you check the price of btc in the middle of your session
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TJ Jurkiewicz | Fat Loss Coach
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Anyone else’s dad text them like a woman who has 0 interest in you romantically?
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@nocontextcfb I feel you Post Malone.
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If Garrett and Michael Scott had a kid
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Can’t wait for Men the Master to emerge as the Main Event chip leader once the power comes back on at the Rio.
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@barstoolsports Investigate the dude that threw the ball. Definitely had Arkansas ML.
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TJ Jurkiewicz | Fat Loss Coach
3 years
Would pay $100 for an image of Tigers facial expression immediately after him and Phil went their separate ways.
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Just ran into @TigerWoods Nobu Malibu: told him I had to tease him! He said OK. Then showed him my 16th @WSOP bracelet (he has 15 Majors), of course his accomplishment is bigger, but we tease each other HARD. He loved it, “Proud of you Phil, I knew you could do it.” Made my day!!
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Guy buys in min and pops on some softcore porn. “Floor I’m gonna need a table change.”
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TJ Jurkiewicz | Fat Loss Coach
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This is like asking the Pope where to go get the best rub and tug
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TJ Jurkiewicz | Fat Loss Coach
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@Theone324 @LucaFury No one gave the 4th to Cejudo
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@elandcohen I can’t stop watching it. My favorite part is how scripted his lines are and how she 100% wrote them.
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TJ Jurkiewicz | Fat Loss Coach
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Well this blew up and God damn there are some mean mf’ers on this app 😭 For the record I’m sure these people would rather die than wake up with my life lol Hope that they’re truly happy but yeah this ain’t for me man
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@SchifinoFan When you overhear someone ask how to say “tree” in Spanish
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TJ Jurkiewicz | Fat Loss Coach
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Started therapy today and I’m super excited to finally work towards stopping my self-hatred and ultimately building a foundation towards being able to be better with everything else in my life. Been in a rut all 2021 and I’m ready to fix my shit and start being happy for once.
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@mma_frenzy @BrandonMyers02 @MMAJunkie lol I don’t think he meant it in the way everyone is taking it. He just got his point across very poorly.
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TJ Jurkiewicz | Fat Loss Coach
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@barstoolsports Me opening an incognito tab
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TJ Jurkiewicz | Fat Loss Coach
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Poker players will run a $1200 river bluff with 7 high and go right back to streaming a song off YouTube on their crack screened phone instead of paying $9/month for Spotify. Wild.
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TJ Jurkiewicz | Fat Loss Coach
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Opened pre Two calls Bet flop They both called Bet turn Got raised Call Check jam river Get called 🤷🏻‍♂️
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@barstoolsports @StoolOutdoors Friends mom is a major SUP
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@barstoolsports I feel you Post Malone
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Me on the rail of a WSOP FT anti sweating the guy who won a flip vs me in Level 9 to bust me four days earlier.
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TJ Jurkiewicz | Fat Loss Coach
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@arielhelwani Darren Till:
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Seems like 50 Cent is the only person on earth who can get Randall Emmett to shut the fuck up. #fofty
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TJ Jurkiewicz | Fat Loss Coach
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@ufc Man has a point all Pantoja did was hold on for dear life in that fight outside of the first 2 minutes lol
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@barstoolsports Angels and Airwaves intro >>>
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TJ Jurkiewicz | Fat Loss Coach
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Sorry but I’m not calling 3bet shoves on the river from a man with this frugality
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Hustler Casino Live
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. @JimmyButler wins a $107K pot vs @DanBilzerian 🔥🔥🔥 Tune in NOW:
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TJ Jurkiewicz | Fat Loss Coach
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Colby Covington just won a poker tournament for $25.8k
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TJ Jurkiewicz | Fat Loss Coach
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The “WSOP Healthier Eating Guide” is officially live! Download your free copy below:
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@philthemmadude her watching that post fight interview
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TJ Jurkiewicz | Fat Loss Coach
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How does Tony G look 10 years *younger* than he did 10 years ago?
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Me watching people play Day 6 of the Main Event, critiquing their play even though I didn’t play this year
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Landon Tice scouring the timeline wondering how he can reply to each tweet and make it about himself
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@BlessedMMA @KoreanZombieMMA I could’ve swore he threw them into the crowd or willingly gave them to a dude lol maybe I’m misremembering
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TJ Jurkiewicz | Fat Loss Coach
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Sitting next to a guy who just ate a sandwich out of a brown paper bag and he's now WIPING HIS FACE WITH THE BAG. @billburr
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TJ Jurkiewicz | Fat Loss Coach
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Jack Effel just said the $500 freeze out winner won on a “single bullet”. Big if true.
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@JackMacCFB Imagine being browned out at a frat party and trump shows up
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Man Phil Ivey just walked by me at Bellagio as I got it all in with 99 vs JTo on AKQ9ddcc and the second I looked at him I looked down to see the dealer put the case 9 on the river. Life is dope.
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Is this a fucking joke? This is America. Only person I’m calling to help me is Domino’s cuz imma need a medium pan pizza cuz I’m still gonna be hungry after I earn my $10B in 10 min flat.
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@barstoolsports That’s Oscar Mayer
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@barstoolsports The meeting:
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@ByKimberleyA @AdamSchefter Every year? So like 3 times total? lol
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Rutgers basketball has the 8th best odds to win the NCAA tournament next year. What a time to be alive. @RutgersRivals @RutgersMBB
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@BKey93 @GratefulKeg His Maserati is at my old Vegas condo complex I’ll try and find pic
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How many selfies did you take before you decided “YUP. This is the one.” ???
@phil_hellmuth
phil_hellmuth
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I’m LIVE on @ESPN now!!! Playing in @WSOP Main Event #POSITIVITY
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I don't think I'll ever get tired of eating this on a daily basis. 560 calories 61g protein 43g carb 15g fiber 16g fat Eat pizza, lose weight. Easy game.
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I have a theory that if a restaurant is closed on Monday (or one whole day a week) that the food is fucking fire.
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@barstoolsports You sure he didn’t say it to Russ?
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Actual footage of me entering yet another large field, low buy in MTT
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@Angry_Polak Ma’am this is a Wendy’s
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Poker players on Twitter when they see Mike Postle is playing at a FT vs when they see him in real life
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@barstoolsports God forbid baseball is fucking entertaining. Holy shit.
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Might actually attempt to do this soon. Feel like the line to get bingo is 2 hours.
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Rec player beats wannabe pro in 3b pot 95s Vs WP’s A9o. WP starts berating him “that’s why you’re a losing player and I’m a winning player bro keep calling 3b’s with 95” Rec doesn’t skip a beat “you can’t be a winning player man,winning players don’t berate players who are bad.”
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TJ Jurkiewicz | Fat Loss Coach
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Have no fear people, I am going to write up an e-book on the places within walking distance of Bally's/Paris and I'll list out the things you can order that are lower calorie/higher protein so you don't feel like shit while playing after dinner break. And it will be free. #WSOP
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TJ Jurkiewicz | Fat Loss Coach
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🚨WSOP EVENT SEAT GIVEAWAY ALERT (NOT A TROLL)🚨 All you have to do is: 1) Follow me on Twitter 2) RT this Tweet 3) Sign up here: 4) Wear a patch if you make Day 2+ Winner will be announced the evening of Tuesday June 6th. More info in the video below:
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@barstoolsports @Starting9 Even the catcher was sympathizing 😂
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