Imagine saving up to buy your dream sports car, then months down the line harmlessly posting on Reddit and end up going down this rabbit hole. fever dream.
Y’all mind if I start a thread with low quality photos of vehicles I see around town? Anyways here are some classics I saw on my walk around my neighborhood today. Happy Friday.
Yesterday
@darthlux
barbecued steak for the first time and has been walking for the 24 hours calling herself a “grill master”. Tonight I looked out the window and saw the grill engulfed in a flame-ball as she tried to bbq chicken. Stay humble or get humbled.
This was Laura in the Uber to Chicago airport cause I told her we would be fine and there wouldn’t be traffic. There was traffic and we came very close to missing our flight. She’s never going to let me live this down, happy birthday to me.
Tonight a guy from Punjab messaged me that Laura was very beautiful and wanted to video chat with her. So I called his bluff and FaceTimed him in Instagram. He wouldn’t say anything. He had his moment. Now he won’t stop calling and messaging me 😂
Super excited to finally let y’all know that my signature line of Porta Potties with Howdy Kan has been released! We spent months of r&d perfecting my logo, it looks just like me. Stop by and test one out!
@DarthLux
If my truck 🛻🤤and my girl👸🏼😍 both drowning😱🌊 and I can only save ONE?😤😬
Catch me at my girl funeral😔👻 in a Ford Raptor powered by a high output 3.5L twin turbo EcoBoost😜😏💯😎🍆
The salesman told Laura she could start the car, just had to step on the brake and push the button. Then had to show laura which petal was the brake. Thank god she’s pretty.
The good - it’s Friday, decent workout, got chipotle for dinner. The bad - stalled my car for the first time in my 8 months of ownership on a hill start. Then a second time pulling into my parking garage for good measure.
We saw a commercial for Blackstone Griddle and I told
@darthlux
I wanted one. She said “We can get one, what are they like $10k?” Then was legit baffled when she saw they were only $500??
I recently found out Samsung TV has a
@BBC_TopGear
channel that just plays old episodes 24/7. Everyone pray for
@DarthLux
sanity, she’s going to be an expert on 2000’s supercars shortly.
Holy crap. Half of Philadelphia is currently experiencing a cable and Internet outage and Comcast/Xfinity are now saying it may not be back up until 6pm
#SuperBowl
@DarthLux
This is my magnum opus. Months went into finding an artist who would agree to do it and perfecting all the little details. It’s only downhill from here with gifts.
@DarthLux
Me getting out of a meeting and seeing Laura sent me a handful of texts, some tweets, a fishing meme on Facebook, and shared ig posts from 2 of her different accounts.
@DarthLux
You make life so much brighter, it’s only been a year but what a year. Never thought I would find this kind of love but I’m thankful everyday since you came into my life ♥️