The 2025 bull run will be _____ compared to 2021.

@MilaLovesJoe Your parents handing you a whole quarter before you went out for the night with your friends in case you needed to make an emergency phone call

@MilaLovesJoe Dave being on the Wendy’s commercials

Racing home to delete the answering machine before your parents can listen to the tape

@MilaLovesJoe “You’ve got mail!”

@MilaLovesJoe ::you’ve been waiting 157 mins for the landline internet to connect, and your sibling picks up the phone in another room to make a call::

@Snickersmom15 @73smitty @MilaLovesJoe “Can you turn on the a/c?”

@73smitty @MilaLovesJoe Lmao forgot about that

@MilaLovesJoe lol

@ibniba @elonmusk After DOGE was created

@elonmusk So like you said, make GLDP-1 medications more affordable

@FoodPornPhotos Ehhhh I’d eat it

@Houseofdynamite @TaraBull808 It’s less politically correct to shame women for being with younger men

@ThePOTSPostman Spent over a decade being told to go to physical therapy for my chronic severe pain. A list of stretching exercises I can do at home. Advice on “sleep hygiene.” Nobody wanted to prescribe me decent pain or sleep medication.

Light lunch before picking my daughter up from school

@elonmusk I can just picture him sitting in the Oval Office throwing a tantrum because his paper straw melted right before tweeting this 😂

@CryptoWendyO @remindmeofthis 7 years ago

My daughter’s been saying for a year or so now that her dream job is being a scuba diver that captures animals and collects samples for research. Is this a real job? If so, how can I help set her up for success?

@EpoxyCoxie Too embarrassed because I gained 7 lbs the day I made this post. The hibachi was really good though