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So as a Canadian, lemme get this straight.
Texans allow guns which create deaths.
Lots of deaths.
Deaths of children.
But you mention abortion, even to save a life, and you are chastised.
Even rapists are empowered.
What a sick society.
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I called this asshole out for having bad hair and got booted off of Twitter.
Nothing I have ever said in my life compares to this guttersnipe. This hobo of the airwaves. This...this right here is the embodiment of what is wrong with America. No respect. What a fucking child.
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I’m really impressed. I posted election tweets last night from Canada and got a big response from Americans. People say that Americans can’t see beyond their borders. I must have the best group of followers! Smart and interested in Canada. You should all move here!!
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Canada has taken the whole N95 mask issue into its own hands.
Within two weeks we will be producing the N96 mask. An improvement on the N95
While this may sound like a joke, it’s serious.
Made in Ontario.
So, yeah.
Stick that in your pipe and smoke it
@realDonaldTrump
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Watch Melania right after he says “leading in the polls”. You tell me what that was. Acid reflux? Involuntary reaction to him lying yet again?
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Katie Britt says in her breathless enthusiastic tone… “ I have two wonderful kids and I urge you to vote for a rapist and pussy grabber” It’s the American wet dream folks.
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Ok so whoever spilled that fat orange asshole all over the halls of democracy needs to clean their mess up now.
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Tulsi Gabbard just sided with Trump again. She supports troop withdrawal from Syria. Is she a Republican?
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Can a president be impeached for war crimes? Because that’s where we are now. By proxy.
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Fines in Canada for breaking quarantine rules are up to $750,000 and 1 year in jail.
For endangering others by being outside while ill, the fine is $1,000,000 and 3 years in jail.
Trump wants to open your country as soon as possible.
He should go to jail.
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@dvorakoelling
@MichaelAvenatti
But we need that uprising now. We need to stop him in his tracks before he nominates someone who could be in the Supreme Court for many years. Don’t adopt his “we’ll see” attitude. Love from a frustrated Canuck.
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Who here has had twitter envy? Where you post something you feel will propel you into viral outer space and it comes up crickets. Whereas some jackass puts out a tweet about him eating a stick of butter and he gets 4 million likes and retweets and shit? Show of hands please.
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@JillianMHurley
Anything I have to say is very ungood. A 10yo girl giving birth would equate to this Laura Strietmann forcing a Volkswagen through her birth canal. That’s the nice version
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OK I don’t do this but I’m gonna. I’m in competition with someone for having most followers. She’s way prettier than me and the dudes flock to her. I’m just an ugly old guy with a great sense of humour. So I’m asking for charity this morning. Send me followers pls. GoFollowme.
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Grocery stores in Canada always point their bony little fingers at the price of fuel to justify increasing food prices. The price of fuel has dropped 20% in western Canada. Groceries? Still on the rise. They are the leading cause of inflation now…
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After my Christmas wish for 10,000 followers for my gift, I netted 0. Just not feeling the spirit at all. *Takes down his Christmas lights*
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Got a legal problem in a foreign country? Need to illegally derail a competitor’s campaign? Well at Barr-Giuliani we can help. No need to compensate us either!!! It’s on the taxpayers dime!!!
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Say what? Hell of an analogy. Kind of says it all don’t it?
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ok whoever the asshole is who spilled this orange jerkoff all over the halls of democracy needs to clean their mess up now
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Look at the young fellow in the middle. So young. And yet he is going into battle. He is willing to give up his young life for all of us. For democracy and freedom. And the ideology he is fighting against is now in your White House. Think about that. Really.
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How many people here sleep with a fan on close to them? I have quite a large one for white noise at the foot of my bed. It’s similar to sleeping in a gale force wind on a beach. Without the beach. Or the sand. Or the weird old men with metal detectors wearing plaid shorts.
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I’m losing followers. Is it my breath? I think it’s time for a completely selfish self-promotion so I can finally get over 10k.
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Who the hell wrote the speech? It’s done like something Yoda would say. Strong our troops are. Defend the oil they will. Hungry I am. Hamberders I will eat.
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Ok so. My thoughts on
@Ironhorse76
. She gives and gives and gives. No one ever shouts her out. So how about we all do? Let’s put her over 100,000.
A huge shout out for
@Ironhorse76
. Make her smile!!!!
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Does anyone get offended when you do what you feel is an epic tweet and someone replies and their reply gets retweeted and liked far more than your original tweet? 🇨🇦❤️😂
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And now to the full-on racist segment of his rally as he urges the crowd to boo Somalia. Boo a country and it’s people. What the fuck is wrong with America?
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Anyway. Some of you joined me back when my dad was refusing to die. And he won that battle for a while,escaping hospice.
I told him today that it’s ok to let go. Showed him this pic of the Aurora right over the home we lived in. He smiled. I told him I loved him and said goodbye
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Lytton Climate Station just officially broke the hot temperature record for all of Canada. As in the hottest temperature ever recorded in Canada.
46.1 degrees Celsius
114.98 degrees Fahrenheit
The day isn’t over and it’s supposed to be hotter tomorrow!!
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Dean Cain becomes weight watchers new spokesperson in a close race with Rittenhouse.
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@PoliticalEmilia
@ShareJoyNow
Well said Emilia. You are obviously are much smarter than your president.
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Liberals have been projected to WIN!!!! JT for another 4 years
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Donnie decided to put the moves on Melanie the other night. Part way through she suddenly blurted out “Justin, take me Justin”.
That’s just us Canadians.....erection meddling.
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My dad was admitted to hospice a few weeks ago. He’s 93. He was told that there was no hope. Hospice is where you go to pass away. He is now working on his core strength, his leg strength and plans to walk out of there as soon as he can. I called it…we never go easily.
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The only positive thing about Michael Cohen stealing from the Trump organization is that Michael Cohen stole from the Trump organization.
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@realDonaldTrump
Wow. Yes good plan. Chop down all the trees= no more fires. Dam all the rivers = lots of water. Except in the rivers.....which harbour all those pesky fish. Just wow. You must have gone to the wharton school of environmental nightmares
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None of these fires would be happening in California had they just raked. Dammit
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Someone put duct tape on Kevin O’Leary’s mouth.
What a sack O’Shit
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FOX news now dubs the Trump protestors as Antifa. So as soon as you don’t like Trump you get labelled??
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According to the state dept, the murder, possible gang rape and torture of Hervin Khalaf in Syria by Turk militants is “troubling”. Troubling? Seriously? She was a pro-democracy human rights activist. What is “troubling” is that your leader caused this to happen.
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I think that Trumpers would be a great name for adult diapers. I mean.....let’s face it....he’s seems to hold a lot of shit.
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@mcunegunda53
@richardmarx
FYI Jeremy wasn’t actually a bullfrog. It was his brother Jeremiah. Jeremy’s mum really wanted him to follow in his brothers webbed footsteps, which irked him to no end.
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For three years, Trump has made threats, promoted hatred, agreed with his rally cult. And has hidden from anyone calling him out. So when people yell “lock him up” at the first time he has exposed himself to critics, I say more power to them. Enough with the pussy talk.
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Today I deleted a few people from my life. One from real life who was simply disrespectful and condescending yet hid behind God. Another from here who was deceptive and not the person she claimed to be. I just don’t need to waste my time anymore.
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Cute pet pictures anyone? Since my earlier plea for nice landscape pictures was a bust. Make my girlfriend happy with some cute pics please.
This is Cooper. He is our company dog. Found out today that he can’t swim very well at all, unless being a submarine dog is a thing. ☺️
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@AliAdair22
The little huff he does at the end speaks volumes. He does not respect people or their right to choose whatever the hell they want to wear.
What’s next?
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Is it unusual for someone to consume one pound of bacon in two days?
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@realDonaldTrump
@TuckerCarlson
How did someone so obviously limited intellectually (prosper English would be intellectually limited) become president of the US? Ohh, right, 62.9 million intellectually limited people voted for him after drinking the Kool ade.
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The GOP firmly believe that the blue side has been brainwashed. That the MSM is conspirator in turning us all against T.
My mind was made up well before he became president. He was despicable then and despicable now. Tell me your stories. Please.
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“The biggest reason I love twitter is because you can make up shit, put it in quotation marks and attribute it to anyone you want”. Julius Caesar.
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Quid pro quo. Quid pro quo. Enough of QPQ. It’s BRIBERY. Why isn’t anyone using that word. As soon as I saw Trumps own words in the transcript from his “perfect” phone call, I said it’s bribery. Let’s call it what it is. In black and white as an impeachable offence. Art. 2 Sec 4
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Canada. Today. Right now. I’m riding my mountain bike. This ain’t so bad.
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Fun facts about Canada:
2nd Largest country in the world. Russia is 1st
Canada has the worlds longest coastline. 152,000 miles.
Ottawa is the worlds 2nd coldest capital city
Worlds biggest producer of nickel and forest products
Highest educated ppl in the world. 50% have degrees
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That moment on history that we all hope will change the world.
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The more the story about Mr Bangdaddy evolves the more it changes. Trumps story slowly unravels. Just another stack of bullshit. We are gonna need a bigger shovel.
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It was a hot day and hotter tomorrow. But the sunset was the highlight.
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I live in Canada. I run into Trumpers up here all the time.
No point in arguing with them because they don’t vote in the USA.
So I just beat the shit out of them.
It’s a joke....sheesh. Well. In most cases it is.
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@Eduk8tor101
@mcunegunda53
@richardmarx
I have just received a statement from Jeremiah’s lawyer. He is pissed off at me because he is trending and states: “I am not a bullfrog, you are no longer a friend of mine. I do understand the words you said, but I’m not gonna share my wine” Sad!!
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Vancouver today. Can we blame Trump? I mean....it’s his shade.
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Mother Teresa could be nominated for the Supreme Court.
Josh Hawley: “So tell me Mother Teresa, you are soft on impoverished children. Why don’t you just encourage them to get a job and find their own food”?
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A bit fuzzy on US law. Which is illegaler? Paying your personal lawyer out of your own pocket to interfere in an election? Or paying your personal lawyer with government money to interfere in an election? Yes I know illegaler is incorrect. Just trying to fit in.
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Some of you will remember my buddy Chris. I found him one day asking for $ and I didn’t have any. So I went to the bank and came back and got to know him. He’s an electrician. His hip fell apart. Guess what. He’s back to work. New hip. I’m pretty proud of this guy.
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@dvorakoelling
If Gowdy comes in a restaurant, ask him what he texted to someone on May 6th 2017 and when he doesn’t answer roll your eyes and keep asking. Over and over and over.
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Hurricane Idalia now predicted to be a Cat 4 storm when it makes landfall.
Furthermore, there is a remote possibility that it could recurve back towards Florida’s east coast after going out to sea.
Fuelled by warmer than normal sea temps it could slide right up Desantis’ ass.
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Hey America. Thanks for the response to my little tweet. It’s good to see that there’s so much compassion still left down there. Just so you know, us Canadians still love you. Except for a few we would like to redact on a permanent basis. ❤️
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Does Trump understand that he presided over 4 Transgender Days of recognition?
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@RealMuckmaker
I didn’t see a thing, so I closed the window and watched CNN for breaking news
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I’m in a lot of pain right now. I know lots of you are too. I took this last night. I hope that even for a brief second, it helps ease your pain, be it mental anguish or physical.
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