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@Acyn
So the former President was extorted, but was too much of a putz to pursue prosecution? Isn't he supposed to be "tough". Apparently nothing is too incongruous for his fans.
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@Acyn
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@Acyn
The bottom line is, I presented the bank with a unique, inventive idea. That their money was now mine. It's just an idea. What's all the fuss about?
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@RonFilipkowski
I DIDN'T EAT THE COOKIES. BUT THEY WERE MY COOKIES ANYHOW. BIDEN EATS COOKIES. MANY PEOPLE ARE EATING THEM. WITCH HUNT!!!
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@Acyn
Every time I think, it can't get dumber, they lower the bar again. Conditioner "smashed to their heads"? What's going on in that house?
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@NCGOP
"Supposing you brought the light inside the body, which you can do either through the skin or in some other way."
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@SpeakerMcCarthy
Oh, this one? A total of thirty-four individuals and three companies were indicted by Mueller's investigators. Eight have pleaded guilty to or been convicted of felonies, including five Trump associates and campaign officials.
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@meiselasb
@MeidasTouch
“Do not be deceived: God cannot be mocked. A man reaps what he sows." - Galatians 6:7
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@TheRickWilson
When you're meeting many leaders, sleeping with the help and shooting pets, it all gets a little blurry.
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@RonFilipkowski
NO ONE INCRIMINATES THEMSELVES LIKE ME. THEY'RE SAYING I MAY THE GREATEST SELF INCRIMINATOR EVER. MY INCRIMINATING IS INCREDIBLE.
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@Acyn
Well, there's this thing in court - about facts - they like 'em - a lot. And y'all didn't give me much to work with.
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@RonFilipkowski
It did not go away quickly.
It did not go away at all.
And now VonShitzNpants is taking a fall.
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Once the storm is over, you won’t remember how you made it through, how you managed to survive.
You won’t even be sure, whether the storm is really over. But one thing is certain.
When you come out of the storm, you won’t be the same person who walked in.
—Haruki Murakami
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@esglaude
Agree 100%. The normalization of Putin on the right is alarming. Especially in the context of the Russia-China "no-limits partnership". Throw in their ties to Iran and North Korea and its an almost unfathomable threat.
Those people are NOT our friends.
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@Acyn
Ah, yes. Like when I was an altar boy and had a priest repeatedly giving me beer and cigarettes at 13. What a great spiritual guide.
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@RonFilipkowski
@MalcolmNance
Doesn't everyone crank out a couple of sets of curls before putting on their kid's shirt and filming themselves in front of Trump on TV?
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@TheRickWilson
Aren't the nepotism, rhetoric, and open embrace of Russia a little early to capture independents in the general?
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@BradMossEsq
@AntiToxicPeople
"Supposing you brought the light inside the body, which you can do either through the skin or in some other way."
#uvdildo
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If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing. - Anatole France
#quote
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@gtconway3d
Trump’s biggest enemy is himself. By eliminating his "disloyal" team members he's left with his own terrible judgement. He's demonstrated a consistent inability to operate any business at scale.
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@Petra97901963
@wartranslated
There's plenty of research that laughter is often an emotional regulator. So, that's not necessarily a good indicator of stress levels.
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If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing. - Anatole France
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#ThursdayThoughts
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@ianbremmer
@PeteButtigieg
This fine lady sums things up nicely.
Woman at Navalny’s funeral compares Putin and Navalny:
“One sacrificed himself to save the country, the other one sacrificed the country to save himself”
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Ignorance is the absence of knowledge. Stupidity is the presence of knowledge and the refusal to use it.
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#WeekendWisdom
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@RonFilipkowski
Hey here's a dictator! Try the new chicken special! Have you bought some gold sneakers?
It's like an amateur theatre production of Austin Powers.
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@Acyn
There's a lot of papers. People are saying they haven't seen so many papers. It's incredible.
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@wartranslated
But what about the actual soldiers? That's who I wonder about. The Russian military blogging community has been very critical of the MOD.
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@BasedMikeLee
@AdamKinzinger
Trillions? Ease up on the day drinking.
And on the nuclear-armed front, I'm sure Pakistan, India, China, and North Korea will make note of your fears.
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@MuellerSheWrote
@gtconway3d
They're all going to be locked up before the lockup period ends.
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Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me. - Carol Burnett
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#ThursdayThoughts
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@WalshFreedom
@MalcolmNance
Better obsessed with removing threats to our nation than filled with regret over the disappearance of our democracy. 🔥
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@RonFilipkowski
Someone might want to mention to Rudy aka "Legal Genius" that the court system doesn't work like that.
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Take a chance. You'll either get what you want, or you will learn something in the process.
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@Acyn
I sleep better. I get fewer messages asking if I saw his dumbass tweets. I no longer wonder what freakish proposal will be floated...
Yes, I can compare easily.
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@Acyn
To hell with public ethical concerns and other dumb liberal mumbo-jumbo, this man needs his buddy! 😂
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@Acyn
The dismissive tone is wrong. The Presidency is a very powerful position. It reminds me of the parents of convicted killers saying, "we never thought he'd actually do something".
Talking about it generally precedes doing it.
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@igorsushko
@TrentTelenko
"Those are nice systems ya got there. It would be a shame if something happened to them." 🔥
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@benshapiro
Why is it "amazing"? It's the same over the top "existential threat" rhetoric from both guys. They don't talk policy, they vomit click bait. I'm open to Republican candidates that can articulate ideas rather than just taking shots at the opposition.
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@TheRickWilson
"My cell mate had a big johnson. Many people are saying it's one of the biggest ever. I may never audibly fart again."
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Don't exercise your freedom of speech until you have exercised your freedom of thought. - Tim Fargo
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#ThinkBigSundaywithMarsha
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@RonFilipkowski
WHEN THE CAP LOCK IS ON, YOU KNOW IT JUST GOT REAL. LIKE SUPER DUPER REAL!!! OK???
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First they ignore you. Then they laugh at you. Then they fight you. Then you win. - Mahatma Gandhi
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#WeekendWisdom
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@AmbJohnBolton
People need to refocus on policy, period. The incessant red team v blue team dipshittery only serves America's enemies.
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@Acyn
This must be a piece of the Democrats 2024 election platform. The removal of an elected official for joining a protest? Beyond belief.
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@Syrian_Harlock
@ThreshedThought
What sort of sacrilegious chatter is this? Do not besmirch the crayon.
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In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on. - Robert Frost
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#mondaymotivation
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Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes it's the voice at the end of the day saying, 'I will try again tomorrow'
#WeekendWisdom
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@Acyn
The ultimate retort would be the Democrats effort to save Johnson, followed by a border deal. It would both elevate Johnson as a deal maker, and paint Greene as the dipshit obstructionist that she is.
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@RonFilipkowski
I remember the good old days when you had to play a record backwards for a "satanic" message.
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I have no special talent. I am only passionately curious. - Albert Einstein
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#mondaymotivation
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He's 85 and insists on taking his wife’s hand everywhere they go. When I asked him why his wife kept looking away, “because she has Alzheimer's”
The elderly man smiled and looked and said, "she may not know who I am, but I know who she is, and she is the love of my life".
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If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy people in the world. - Stephen Fry
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@krassenstein
I'm starting to think he's running two campaigns. One to win (iffy) and the other to riot if he doesn't.
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@legion_svoboda
Gee. That's really mean, right before Vlad wants to have his perfect election. 😂
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