David Morgan
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A lot, and quickly. A 20th century They/Them
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The next RPDR season filmed will have a terrible acting challenge called ‘Squirrel Game’ you mark my words.
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Does it need to be said?
Does it need to be said now?
Does it need to be said now by me?
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The proms should end with Mr Brightside and everyone knows it.
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The gays did do this one.
Milo Yiannopoulos home 'destroyed by Hurricane Irma'
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If you're not gay you might not know how rare it can be to feel welcome and safe in a space. To be gunned down in one of them is horrific.
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THERE ARE GAY CHILDREN. I WAS A GAY CHILD. IF I CAN BE BULLIED FOR IT THAN I SHOULD ALSO BE ABLE TO GET SUPPORT.
I’m now a frustrated gay adult in disbelief we’re still having to debate this.
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The BBC said of the Land Rover hearse that it ‘was typical of his no nonsense attitude’, I would say that having a vehicle custom built is probably the most nonsense.
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STRAIGHT PEOPLE COMING TO
#LondonPride
Remember you have to start all conversations with anyone LGBT+ with, ‘thank you so much for inviting me. Can I buy you a drink?’
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I think the hardest part of being single after 13 years is how heartbreaking crushes can be and not being able to get sympathy because, you know, you’re a 35 year old with a fucking crush.
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She’s in the country so it’s possible. I want
@TheBiancaDelRio
to recreate this moment for a Theresa May exit interview.
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When ever Amber Rudd speaks at the
#BBCDebate
, can everyone reply to her with "can I please speak to your manager?"
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Had to stop writing a sex scene because I’m jealous of the characters that I INVENTED.
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Put
#DragRaceUK
on BBC fucking One at 9pm where it DESERVES to be. Don’t hide such talented and entertaining television just because you think it’s too queer for Kent. INCREASE THE BUGET, GIVE THEM PRIZE MONEY AND MORE EXPOSURE.
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If you advocate for gay conversion therapy you can expect to be booed in a theatre, Mike.
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LET THIS QUEEN LIVE! Dudley needs some fabulousness not some backwards bullshit about it being illegal. Also this boy is out and proud at 14, and that’s brilliant.
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If
#TheCircle
exists only for that scene of Scott and Freddie talking about why Freddie felt the need to lie about his sexuality then it’ll all have been worth it. Beautiful reality telly.
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A gay venue is the one place we don't have to look over our shoulder to check for danger. Fuck you for taking that away from us.
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‘Oh my god I might not be able to go on holiday’ should come after ‘oh my god people who aren’t from here might not be able to see their families’
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I watched a TikTok that said, the reason that default men use caught fish pics on dating sites is because that’s the only time they’re ever given permission to have the vulnerability to both ask for and pose for a photograph. I cannot stop thinking about it.
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If you use a golf umbrella in central London you are now an Uber pool and have to take anyone to their destination in dry comfort.
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GET OUT OF THE BEER GARDEN AND HEAD HOME
@ITV2SAFEWORD
IS ON IN 40 MINUTES. (I make
@GazGShore
do this)
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Notification Anxiety:
2015: New Meme
2016: Celebrity Death
2017: EXACTLY WHAT KIND OF BOMB?
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If you’re a gay comedian who has a joke about being on Grindr have the decency to actually be on Grindr at the gig so I can message you like the thirsty bitch I am.
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At the
@Pride10K
helping with their prize giving. It's really hard to find a seat. So busy.
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Nothing will beat Rita being horny for Chameleon for weeks then seeing her face as the mask was removed and it was Justin Hawkins.
#maskedsingeruk
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WHY IS STOKE NEWINGTON SO HARD TO GET TO. IT’S LONDON’S FUCKING BRIGADOON.
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I hope her companion is a woman and for the first few eps they only interact with women. We’ll see if sexist geeks can explode
#Doctor13
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I will be thinking about nothing else but this for the rest of the day. The absurdity of it. It’s beautiful.
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Ann Widdecombe voted against or avoided voting on all LGBT equality legislation. So she may have championed women, but not all of them. She’s not adorable, she’s awful.
#CBB
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A 45 year old gay man found a dusty lamp in his attic. You won’t believe what happened next.
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I have run out of things to watch. Looked on Queer things on All4. There’s an early 00s documentary about young LGBTQ people. One is from Leicester, where I was at uni. Took a little look to see if I remembered anyone and then, there I AM snogging someone and ruining a night.
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See you at the pool besties.
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My pronouns are They/Them as in, oooh they got a hair cut it makes them look very sexy.
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I knew I wasn’t like other boys at 6, I knew I wasn’t straight at 8, I learnt the word gay at 10. Stop changing the narrative around Jamel Myles’ tragic death because you, as an adult, can’t understand. Maybe you didn’t have to question your identity so young but many of us did.
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Why did you break up?
He called me ‘this one’ in an Instagram story.
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Ahahahaha they think it’s a
#SolarEclipse
. They don’t know it’s us turning the USA off and on again to see if it fixes everything.
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Trump is seconds away from yelling 'I HAVE SEEN HER CAULDRON. SHE IS A WITCH. BURN HER'
#Debate
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Stop being queasy about acknowledging queer children. All you’re doing is showing that the only way you think about us is to sexualise us. It’s your ignorance showing. I knew I was gay way before I knew about sex.
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At the moment it can sometimes be *tricky* to be proud of being British, but the way we handled the ‘Ukraine’s Party, our house’ vibe of tonight was masterful and truly the best representation of modern Britain.
#Eurovision
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All prominent people coming out against ‘cancel culture’ should have to provide a list of all the things they want to, but feel like they can’t, say.
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One of my favourite things about being British is that way back when our entire society decided we needed a ‘festive hangover day’ and enshrined it in law.
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They didn't ask
@DuncanBannatyne
to say '321 Dunk Duncan' he just thought it would sound cool.
#Imaceleb
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I’m pretending they haven’t put peppermint in a fucking mini roll. Edgy channel 4 bastards.
#GBBO
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I have manifested my life to be in the same room as some brilliant people. I have kept my cool up until I was drinking and chatting with Camille FUCKING Coduri. She drove a digger to save the universe.
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Actually got to introduce someone to this slice of perfection today. What a rush.
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Having to explain yourself in reductive terms is for those for whom difference is terrifying
I am happy for you to consider me and refer to me however you want.
But, I am non binary and my preferred pronouns are They/Them.
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How fucking dare you consider the safety and acceptance of gay children less important than you maybe having to have an awkward conversation with your children about why you are so intolerant of others.
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I once did a pilot for a panel show on TalkRadio. I was there as token leftie millennial. It was obviously awful. As I left one of the people on it said ‘there’s money to be made if you just switched sides and got angry’.
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Two weeks ago we had to call an ambulance for my mum (they sent 2 and a helicopter) it wasn’t looking good. Today, she got to come home and this might be the first night’s sleep I’ll get since then. (anyone who has a loved one in hospital during COVID, my thoughts are with you)
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Popped to the opening of the UK’s first permanent Rainbow Crossing! When I was a young gay boy spotting the rainbow flag made me feel less alone and when I got older it let me know where I would be safe. This visibility should be celebrated, well done
@lambeth_council
🌈 🏳️🌈
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All pride messaging is not created equal.
@Wickes
made me and my friends scream with joy as they passed us proudly displaying a clear and activist message, while I had to scan a QR Code to find out if this Vans advert was even about Pride at all.
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Coming out publicly (even if you assume everyone knows) is a very brave and wonderful thing to do and so I’m super proud of my friend Ryan.
I just wish the bitch didn’t have to rub his hot boyfriend in our face as he did it.
Hi y’all. So. I was on Instagram and I looked at my direct messages and it turned out someone was trying to rope me in to some (pretty creaky) homophobic banter. Huh! So, for clarity, here’s a pic of me and the boyf. Just to, y’know... straighten that one out. As it were. ✌🏼
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Please don't tell people to calm down about the DUP. Being hopeful isn't a privilege Women and gay people have.
#GE2017
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So I see Theresa’s danced again. Guilty feet have got no rhythm.
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On the first day of Christmas my parents gave to me, watching ads on their broadcast TV.
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#KILLINGEVE
STARTS TONIGHT. IF YOU LIKE TELLY EVEN A TINY BIT TREAT YOURSELF TO SOMETHING TRUELY ORIGINAL AND EXCELLENT.
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@jackremmington
What are your tips for getting it down to 7 hours? I still have to use annual leave.
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A famous openly gay man refusing to apologise for being hot and having sex was mindblowingly incredible & he was a fucking brilliant artist
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IT'S TODAY! Has he been? If so, you'll be left free education and a warm glow. If she's been it smells of wheat and your house is hers now.
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I hope Harry and Meghan’s first baby is terrifying looking at first so the headline can be;
Scary Baby, Ginger, Posh.
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If
@EmmaWillis
doesn't open
#BBUK
with 'Two households, both alike in dignity, In fair Borehamwood, where we lay our scene' I will 😭😭😭
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If you’re at
#EdFringe
and want to get laid easily, here is David Morgan’s foolproof guide for flirting with British Actors:
Ask them where they trained, and pick the response provided
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If you missed
@Markgatiss
' incredible
@BBCFOUR
series 'Queers' catch up right now. Properly excellent
#GayBritannia
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If
#LoveIsland
isn’t the Guardian’s number 1 TV programme of 2017 then the list is bogus. Do not @ me with responses unless you watched it. You don’t get to comment on something you haven’t seen.
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InStEaD oF a LiTtLe WaLk, HaVe YoU tRiEd GeTtInG uNnEcEsSaRiLy DrUnK aNd CoMiNg OuT aS nOn BiNaRy?
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Matt and I have been together for a whole year. If we were straight, it’d be paper but as we’re gay it’s ‘golden age musical revival’
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Look I know being a woman is effort in general but I just went to a portaloo in a jumpsuit and you ladies need fucking REPARATIONS.
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The Vaccines are doing a secret gig at Latitude which seems, a little on the nose.
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My mum and dad have out done themselves. A doughnut bouquet with personalised ribbon. 😍
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Me: I really wish they’d stop bringing back old telly formats.
Also Me: OMG MEL AND SUE ARE DOING THE GENERATION GAME. YAAAAAAAASSSSSSS
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