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she’s a 10 but her regular hands look like hulk hands and they’re not green
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@rants_lizzy
@yungeateat
i think that every woman this happened to should be refunded in full in a check made out to her only and in the memo you can write “for your divorce”
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do you ever just see an artists top songs when you search them on a streaming app and think "disagree"
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i keep my phone on do not disturb at all times lately. if i don’t text you back or answer calls it’s not personal i just don’t want this little rectangle ruling my life.
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if you squeeze toothpaste from the top or the middle you are the worst type of person
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i’m incredibly good at the things i do and i love myself.
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last night i called a papa johns and ordered a pizza and it was dominoes by the time it got to me. nobody else seems to think that’s as insane as i do.
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nothing like exactly 69 bong rips before any type of social interaction to really dial yourself in
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Just unfollowed some girl because all her tweets were about Jesus this is twitter not Sunday mass
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if the next campaign slogan for a presidential election isn’t “retrospect is 2020” i’m gonna lose my mind
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be nice and especially nice to people who try to bring you down. kindness is so important
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pour one out for the girls who still google “quotes about ______” and pull them for social media captions
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if you are drunk enough at 3 pm to be making out and undressing one another in the middle of the city there is a really big problem but also let’s get beers sometime
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some of y’all really out there letting dudes “chill lofi anime beats to relax and study to” into some pussy 🥴
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i’m a normal ass person doing normal ass things but if i’ve touched your life in any way i’m happy and i love you
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after years of my teen and young adult life of my parents acting like children, they’ve finally gotten their stuff together and we have a great relationship now. it rocks. that’s it that’s the tweet
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find someone who is stable enough to support and understand how hard u work, not someone who feels intimidated by it !!!!
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kellin quinn isn't even attractive he looks like a lesbian
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nobody really cares that much. do what ya want just be kind n stay in ur lane. promise nobody is paying that much attention 💁🏼♀️
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all i did was say hot girl summer and now my cats are running around in mini skirts
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i’m eating cake at the bar waiting for my bf to be done and this other really well known philly chef sits down next to me. we’ve talked and met a bunch in passing and he goes “sorry remind me of your name?” i tell him and he said “oh yeah Cara so can i have a bite of your cake”
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lesbian
what’s it called when you’re attracted to masculinity in women and femininity in men
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are my pants made of mustard because i’m going to put dijon
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adulting hard in my HOUSE. I'm drinking wine while I prepare for my job interview at the Children's hospital, looking into masters programs, and cook dinner. depeche mode plays on *volume 3* in the background. i'm beginning to get sleepy.
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hey
@JimFKenney
can you announce the inevitable curfew so restaurant workers don’t go in, prep for an entire night of service and then have to throw all of their food away ... like yesterday!
#openinphl
#phillyprotest
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shit is annoying af why did i do this
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me at work
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"why'd you get s UFO tattoo"
...I didn't get s UFO tattoo, they put it there. *cue X files theme song*
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just let people like what they like. damn y’all chill!!!!
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"when did you know you were weird?
WHEN I WALKED OFF THE SPACE SHIP BREHHHHH
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savage
stop doing cocaine. grow up & do ketamine like an adult
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drinking sparkling rosé my man is cooking me dinner i’m in my calvin klein robe things are ok
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drink the kool aid as long as it's not blue. nobody wants to be the kid with blue teeth
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i just spilled prosecco on myself in the bathtub. that’s it. i’m FLAGGED
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must be embarrassing for guys when they wear grey sweats and don’t have a noticeable bulge
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it’s true when you get the negative fuckers out of your life and your heart space it really opens a window for amazing energy to find ya. ok i’m gonna go back to shitposts
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woke up with regrets! regretting not singing taylor swift at karaoke. i’m so fucking lame
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did you guys know you can get a policy for $40 a month? heard it in the radio had no idea. don’t know what kind of policy wasn’t listening !
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wondering what my pizza options are for 8 am on a sunday morning
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i wish finn and flame princess stayed together they were the cutest yo.
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it blows my mind and simultaneously doesn't surprise me at all that people like me and enjoy talking to me
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HEY SIRI IS THERE MILK IN THE FRIDGE??? why has apple not created this
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gonna start tweeting my featured photos every day as a bit
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here’s the thing about literally everything... what the f*ck!?
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a man was near me and my gfs at the spa and kept coming in the sauna we were in. i said. hey $5 next time you wanna come in here. so he bought all of our food. i wasn’t ready for chivalry to be resurrected
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should i ask this girl at the bar why the fuck she’s looking at me like that
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maybs if parenting in public was more parenting and less letting kids do whatever they want young adults wouldn’t be resentful. i can guarantee the beef is with the parents letting their kid be a hazard/in the way
My children are mine for life, you going outside and finding you have to exist with a baby for an hour or two is not cause for hating a portion of the population that needs our protection the most. Children need healthy interactions with adults that aren’t just their parents.
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post gym @ the raunchiest bar in philly with my best bae
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I hope someone who hates me sees me walking down the street today. I look good
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this my fren. literally in love. ugh
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i can’t stop watching this shit sent me
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