@willmenaker
I think you underestimate how much they hate being laughed at. They're so used to being behind a jon stewart, being the butt of the joke...
@audipenny
There is almost certainly a sheave in your elevator shaft (likely the one in the pit, for the compensating ropes) that needs lubrication.
-an nyc elevator guy
somebody tried to accuse me of being late this morning..... my dude do you not know i was literally tumblr famous for being a stickler on tardiness???????
I know tumblr is dead because I just watched the movie Disobedience and I haven't already seen a gif of the scene where Rachel Weisz spits in Rachel McAdams mouth
The BDSM community should get in on the protests. If hordes of leather clad people charging into rubber bullets yelling HARDER DADDY doesn't unnerve the police nothing will.
A thing I dont miss about no longer posting kink content is the preachy shithead "Masters" who would posture in my notes like "well soap is too easy, I personally beat my slaves daily with wet ropes" ok jared no one was asking you
Can't believe I came home from working a double and my wife was naked in bed with another guy. Had to wait 5 whole minutes for them to get dressed before we could hang out.
@TCBScans
Oda: "I've updated Page One to more accurately reflect archeological discoveries about the spinosaurus."
Also Oda: "the brachiosaurus was also a snek cannon"
polyamory means if you vaguepost about something that could be construed as a relationship issue, you make multiple people anxious instead of just one. efficient.
If you had told me 3 years ago that Trump would be president, socialism would be a trending force spoken with pride, and a movie about a deaf woman masturbating and having sex with a river creature would win best picture, I dunno man.
This dude I just hooked up with was so into astrology that he made a point about really liking birthday spankings to get me to tell him mine, then looked up our star charts while I was doing corner time lmao
Dude at work saw a hot lady cop, then says to me "I hear powerful women like to lose power in bed, like your shit, is that true?" I know I shoulda been more mad at the casual sexism, but I was genuinely furious that he assumed I'd ever sleep with a cop.
I want people to stop thinking of tumblr's bad decision as one about shitty moral posturing and realize it for what it is: pure uncut capitalism.
The sum of it all is "can't advertise a washer/drier next to bare tiddies." That's it.
None of my followers are bots, they're merely thousands of people who fled tumblr and made a twitter account then promptly never logged in again. Probably about 2-300 actually active people follow me lol.
Today on the shortest day of the year, we pay tribute to the short kings and queens of the world 🤴👸 never let your height get in your way! (but get a ladder or something when reaching high places ok?)
I know capitalism is a joke because everytime a girl wheres a dress that has pockets they cant stop talking about it, and yet 98% of dresses still lack pockets
A secret cool thing about tumblr was that you can't see who someone is following. People's dashboards were their own business, and folks who'd be nervous to be open about what they liked could quietly follow smut that worked for them and lurk without issue.
assuming "all guys are doms and all girls are subs until proven otherwise" feels remarkably similar to "all dogs are boys and all cats are girls until proven otherwise"
(about as accurate, too)
I didn't lose any followers after the purge so ima lose some now by saying this: being a soldier in an imperialist hegemony like the U.S. is not something people should be applauded for and the words "thank u for your service" make my lip curl in disgust
If you start saying something out of habit ironically, you will absolutely start saying it unironically withing 3 months.
First example I noticed: suburban white kids saying "yo" in 2001
Most recent example I noticed: me saying "mamma mia!" as an expression of genuine surprise
Picked up some great older magazines at the erotic art fair last week, and the back of this Roue magazine (
#5
) gave me very
@skekpen
vibes, not counting her eyes
Things I did not expect to blow up but they did:
- fortnite
- those winter hats with the big bushy pom pom on top
- game of thrones
- that 2 liter of soda I just opened
things I am still surprised there aren't more of in the world, due to popular demand:
1. dresses with pockets
2. lesbian period dramas
3. BDSM porn with multiple mixed gender bottoms
Fosta/sesta means every time we flee to a new platform, they take a few days before they have to change their TOS and go "wait actually you can't come here."
I remember everyone going so wild over the author of that eragon book back in '02, I was 17 and it was written by like a 16 year old? And I had that feeling of "oh god how is he so ahead of me" for a minute before I learned his fucking parents were literal editors/publishers.
Monogamy rewards the language of hyperbole. Switching to an alternative means learning new modes of communicating affection that don't do so at the expense of others.