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John Wilson

@therealjcwilson

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Usually funny. Occasionally serious. Always reasonable. I'm not always trolling, but I'm always willing to. 😉

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@lporiginalg Erotic Middle School book report.
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@HazelAppleyard_ So. Just in case anyone needs a translation. Man beats the crap out of a woman in the ladies restroom.
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@Rothmus I got bad news for people on both sides of that discussion. More or less every successful civilization has been built on the back of some kind of pillage and slavery. The race has very little to do with it.
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@crazyclipsonly I kind of think that's the second time they've seen a drone. And the first time didn't end so well.
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@IsabellaMDeLuca I've said this a lot in the last 30 years or so. "Men don't understand women. You know who does understand women? Women. And women don't like other women."
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@mouthy_mom_ Well I'm not 70. But I'm going to guess it feels pretty great.
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@ClownWorld_ 30 minutes in a locked room with the father. No cameras and no rules or laws.
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@FreckledLiberty I wouldn't want to say it is so dramatic. But that is fairly accurate.
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@CaudilloNuclear Dang. Almost as if good looking young women and older guys with money like to associate with one another.
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@lporiginalg "Absolutely NO Condoms" How much do you want to bet those ladies think abortion is a human right?
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@Nalin_Haley Just gonna leave this here.
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@downbadcomment I like how she included white, along with French and Irish.
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@Rothmus The same women that post stuff like that are the ones saying that they would rather choose to be next to a bear in the woods than a man on the street.
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@HazelAppleyard_ I call the women at work bro. 😳
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@GigaBasedDad Marvel's She Hulk?
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@insultsrare Not for nothing but did he know what her job was when they started dating? And if not, how?!?!
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@FreckledLiberty >6.5/10 is quite frankly negotiable.
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@MomsPostingLs Bro is playing 3d chess.
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@lporiginalg Mandatory DNA testing at birth.
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@MomsPostingLs 🧐 I kinda feel like curvy is in-between those pictures but that's just my opinion.
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@JoeBiden Was this you Mr. President?
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@insultsrare I'm not a racist but I'm going through something. 🤣🤣😂 That could have been so much worse.
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@HarmfulOpinion Tree. The tree won't wait til later to tell me that I'm acting like an asshole because I never felt like I lived up to my father's expectations.
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@Alphafox78 Yep. I am in love.
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@Rothmus Hell that's nothing! You should see the exponential rise in testicular injuries occurring in women's sports.
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@SirBylHolte We had better and more complete video footage of World War II then we do of Ukraine.
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@ywomendeservles And people wonder why I favor the Death Penalty.
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@guideforlovers My guy is deep in the Find Out portion of the program.
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@ywomendeservles It's a violation of confession. For sure. But I feel like she earned it.
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@SpillTheMemes Sorrow by Pink Floyd It's the answer I wish was true. The real answer?
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@shannonrwatts Why do they all look like feds?
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@WomenBeingAwful Yes. DNA tests should be mandatory at birth. They're inexpensive. Now, most women will automatically and reflexively dislike this idea. That's really just because they're conditioned to view women's issues as something that they have to agree with. The go-to argument will be
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@Rothmus " You see kids, mommy is afraid that if she requires men to wear condoms that they won't like her"
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@Rothmus It's not about what Steve would have wanted. It's about what the world needs.
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@GeorgeTakei No they didn't. Stop telling lies. Stop repeating obvious lies.
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@DanCrenshawTX What are you laughing at? Don't you have some Ukrainian flags to go wave around?
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@ShouldHaveCat I misted up just a bit. Then I realized how many there would be. And I got a little frightened.
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@RealEmirHan For decades.
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@cravedcuddle Pass on those lips. They're artificially plumped.
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@stephenituruka Got a better question. Name me some countries that AREN'T built on that.
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@JoeyMannarinoUS Is there any chance these people are being blackmailed?
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@HazelAppleyard_ It's like this Hazel. Some people have so little self-esteem that they willingly tattoo themselves with whatever the current thing is.
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@mmpadellan Brooklyn Dad Dramatic everyone!
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@GarbageHuman23 Wow! I mean, she could have said it better but where is the lie?
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@TRHLofficial She's writing checks for her family and friends to cash. 😳
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@ReptileBat @Rothmus I'd be surprised if there was a human on the planet who didn't have an ancestor that had been enslaved at some point. And I'm not trying to take away from the plight of enslaved Africans in America either. I'm merely pointing out that it was not a uniquely American institution.
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@MomsPostingLs Revenge is a dish, best served dribbly. 👍
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@Rothmus Too many straight white male actors getting parts already am I right!?!?
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@ywomendeservles There's that word again. "Accidental"
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@Ashy_slashee Sheriff of Nottingham.
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@weirddalle Why that dude look like Pete Davidson in a wig?
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@introvertsmemes It'll get worse.
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@mmpadellan I didn't realize that people actually valued celebrity opinions.
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@DelusionPosting Yeah. I was about to say that sounds an awful lot like the free market.
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@jk_rowling Lol "so you're saying that trans girls aren't real girls?" Yes. That's what we're saying. We're always saying that.
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@ShitpostGate Bro! Why they got to do Iron Fist like that?
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@MomsPostingLs Dang. I'm very conflicted about this one. She's 35 and on a dating app but at the same time brutally honest about the facts of life.
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@AZ_Brittney You mean this guy?
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@GigaBasedDad Looking at Rotten Tomato scores helps to bring into focus the disconnect between the establishment and the population at large.
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@WomenBeingAwful LMAO She misspelled "Please don't talk about what a shit bird I am"
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@WomenBeingAwful The funniest/saddest part? She believes every word of that.
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@SenSchumer Is that the one that provided the Child tax credit for illegals?
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@HazelAppleyard_ I'm not entirely sure what he means by "gentleman".
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@RepMikeCollins I think Santos needed to go. And I think that we need to decide if wrong is wrong and right is right no matter who does it.
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@WomenBeingAwful The first girl in the white top just realized how awful women can be.
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@SpillTheMemes Kinda. Women give us shit for telling our sons that nobody cares and to suck it up. But nobody cares and we have to suck it up.
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@MomsPostingLs They both are. Live humbly as a single income home, or divide and conquer the chores. We make stuff controversial that really shouldn't be.
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@s8n Nothing to see here. Everything working as intended.
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@RGIII Robert? Sometimes it's better just to not weigh in on some issues. Because this one is not as cut and dry as you think it is. Is that a trans woman? No, it isn't. But that's not an ordinary woman either. Chromosomes matter.
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@romulusofficial Project 2025 will force the rest of the world to call it soccer.
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@MomsPostingLs It's obviously an L for her, but if there's any truth to this story I blame the dude. He knew there were kids. He spent time with the kids. He was more or less using her until he was ready to bounce. I'm not saying that he's wrong for not wanting to be a stepfather. I'm saying
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@skyrocketstella There are a lot of them. But this one is first in line.
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@Rothmus How dare a rich person (In this case, a member of the incredibly wealthy royal family) display any sort of financial responsibility!?!?
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@HazelAppleyard_ I'm searching my list of things I find important. For the life of me, I can't find David Tennant's opinion on it anywhere.
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@SenJohnKennedy Senator Kennedy? Did you vote to send money we don't have to people who aren't us?
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@ArielleScarcell Minding your own business used to be a virtue. But these days a lot of people (particularly the trans activist crowd) insist that YOU mind THEIR business.
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@GiaMMacool Recently had dinner with a young woman in her very early thirties and her husband. Perfectly lovely young professional couple. I mentioned that my niece is going to be getting married soon at the age of 21 to a young man she's been dating for 5 years. The young woman at the
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@Rothmus Girls over 200? More like girls over 150. 5 ft 11 is significantly taller than average.
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@ywomendeservles Fellas? Can we interrupt this orgy of women bashing to point out that this is ridiculous? The original study in question found male DNA in women from previous pregnancies. Not previous lovers. Look I know the ladies can be irritating and we can get a bit frustrated with them,
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@SenJohnKennedy Senator? We'd really like it if you told us why you voted to send money we don't have to people who aren't us?
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@ywomendeservles The final result of "calling out gym creepers"
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@briantylercohen I see blue Anon is at it again.
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@XDarthThunderX Yes and it's not even close. My hot take? It's number two on my overall list right after Empire.
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@WomenBeingAwful She lost me at "The vibes".
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@InternetH0F I'm still hung up on "weed induced frenzy". Did she think he was a pinata filled with funyuns or something?
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@Rothmus @JasonBassler1 How was she in a private cell for unpaid parking tickets?
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@ArtCandee @CalltoActivism Ever notice how it's always the people you disagree with that are corrupt?
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@starwarstufff I would have someone refer to Captain Rex by name.
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@LibertyCappy As a genx who has been paying social security for 40 years, I kind of understand why the boomers would be upset. 🙂
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@insultsrare Women are the best for a little while.
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@MomsPostingLs LMAO. Some girls play hard to get. This one plays hard to want.
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@MomsPostingLs Shayden looks like he's already got warrants.
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@LibertyCappy Because he was a visible opponent of communism. Which at the time was spreading rapidly across the globe.
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@HazelAppleyard_ All very true as far as I'm concerned. #10 ...The word "ally" is cringe as hell now.
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@carolmswain Give the man FULL marks for publishing the study at personal/professional cost, despite the fact he probably was trying to prove bias. Every once in a while someone acts at the behest of their conscience and it reminds me that there is some good in humanity.
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@JaeMargal Until everybody in the room is happy?
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@HumansNoContext I legitimately thought she was about to teach us something different.......
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@lporiginalg Siouxkanda Forever!
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