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Satirist, atheist & Straight Edge INFJ. Described as “jaded,” “challenging” and “a stuck up little prick.” Has a line in black trenchcoats.

England, United Kingdom
Joined March 2016
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@therealcraigr
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Knowing what happens to John in Red Dead Redemption, I asked @rob_wiethoff for a @BookCameo for @tofu_gamess and I wasn’t disappointed. So thank you, Rob; I think she loves it.
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@MariahMayx Toni emulating Mariah and Mariah emulating Jamie. Freud would have a field day.
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@HypnoMemers Colin Farrell steals that film. 👌
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@HypnoMemers As in, “I’ll bet you’ve had a few men fiddling with their knobs” and don’t say you haven’t. 😝
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@therealcraigr
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@HypnoMemers Yes. Your sentence translates differently as knob over here means penis. 😏
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@HypnoMemers A fan of David Tennant?
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@TheEliad @neiltyson “Few scientists that are atheist?” No, the majority are. You’re trying to make his view seem minor; a fringe belief.
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@Thehullboy1 Many happy returns. 🥳
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@therealcraigr
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@therealcraigr
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@spicypumpkin22 That’s some Harley Quinn vibes.
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RT @BernieSanders: Elon Musk, the richest guy in the world, is going after USAID, which feeds the poorest people in the world. Next, he’ll…
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@Adera2x Horrible, thanks for asking. 😣
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@therealcraigr
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@HypnoMemers 🌀 HypnoGifs 🔞 🌀, is that you?!
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@Becky5146 Yes, please.
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@HypnoMemers This guy?
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@HypnoMemers You won’t get any disagreement from me. 🤝 Do you find it becomes easier to hallucinate the more you get put under, or the more you allow yourself to let it, would you say?
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RT @simonmaginn: Corbyn was probably the last chance in my lifetime for a decent, civilised society. Those who smeared him are doing fine.…
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@HypnoMemers Yeah. I want to experience that. I want to experience everything about hypnosis.
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