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(camille jacobson) / @parisreview

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cami
3 months
oh i WONDER who sent yoga with adrienne at TSHIRT (it was me)
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3 months
omg?
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oh I wonder who sent Camila Cabello a TPR cap ? (It Was Me)
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2 months
Who is gonna ask Camilla Cabello about her favorite edition of The Art of Poetry?
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2 years
I just won $220 betting on annie ernaux thx very much
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2 years
I am very grateful and happy to say that I am now represented by Samantha Shea at Georges Borchardt, Inc. !
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11 months
perfect cover and perfect louise glück interview what more could you want subscribe!!!
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7 months
all I’m saying is the alice notley interview might be the best we’ve had and I’ve read all the interviews in the archive ….
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2 years
I wonder who sent emrata a tpr mockneck
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1 year
my favorite thing to do is send emrata unsolicited packages of our merch : )
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“Cerebral style: she clearly wanted everyone to know she loved the literary magazine”
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2 years
fun book fun paragraph
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cami
3 years
my story was chosen as a semi finalist for the PHR Editor’s Prize in fiction! You can now read it in @AtticusReview here:
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Porter House Review
3 years
Yiyun Li has selected "World Without End" by @pmpatters as this year's PHR Editor's Prize Winner in Fiction! She also chose "Kun" by @stars_su and "Get Ready" by Astha Gupta as Finalists. Li wrote that she enjoyed all three stories tremendously.
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8 months
the seats at metrograph suck someone had to say it
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1 year
collect them all!! subscribe!!!!!
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3 years
I dress for the female gaze and my boyfriend dresses for the weather
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4 years
I am very excited to have a short story in @CatapultStory , about web forums and inexplicable full-body rashes. Thank you so much to @ssrosecw for the excellent edits.
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"I try not to think of the blisters, try to be just a body in the world, moving forward among the stalls and trees, beneath the cowhide sky." New short fiction from @thereal_ckj :
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2 years
Truly sobbing on the G reading the last 10 pages of Stoner
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8 months
I love to be under fluorescent lights in an airplane hanger
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4 months
it’s here! featuring perfect (& hilarious) interviews with mary robison and Elaine scarry !!
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3 years
I’m excited to have a short story in @AtticusReview today! it’s about two of my favorite things, being a tween & The LA Pen Show.
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Atticus Review
3 years
FATBOY by Camille Jacobson @thereal_ckj "I turn away slowly, reluctantly follow my dad as he starts wandering down the graying, carpeted aisles. I am not in the habit of asking for things."
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2 years
first I went to the opera and then I went to sharlenes
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5 years
today I learned that the missouri review is going to publish my story, and so I love missouri
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3 years
eavesdropping on a beautiful first date at hungarian pastry shop
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3 years
someone in my building just called in a noise complaint for me and 2 cops showed up at my door— I was making a photo album and watching shark tank in my pajamas.
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3 years
a stranger just emailed me
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3 years
having an out of body experience watching caroline calloway talk to Bailey at his birthday
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3 years
every man I've met at c*lumbia thinks they should already be famous
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6 months
I kind of looked at it a little bit (the sun)
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3 years
my mom said im cooler than my twin sister drama has ensued
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10 months
I hate london it has rained every single day, all day, for 10 days straight and every restaurant closes at 8 and every bar closes at 11 and everything is 1 hr away
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cami
2 years
wrote a little scene report of the opening night of White Noise at NYFF. I saw a lot of designer sneakers and also James Murphy.
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The Paris Review
2 years
“Someone ushers me toward the front and soon enough I’m holding a miniature cheeseburger, a tiny tiramisu, and a free negroni.” Read @thereal_ckj on opening night of White Noise for this week's Review's Review, online now.
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cami
6 years
every man at the Container Store is incredibly hot to me because i know they are going to go home and organize
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cami
3 years
for what it’s worth I did get omicron from a “media” party
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3 years
a plug to read my story 😌
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cami
6 years
If only all men could talk to me like the man who helped me at the boot store 4 months ago does:
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cami
3 years
constantly refreshing my email in the hope that I won some sort of contest I did not enter or receive some job offer I did not apply for
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cami
3 years
ate a carne asada burrito in the sand while watching the sunset in front of my childhood home
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cami
6 years
. hey @PJVogt and @AGoldmund i told my friend about @replyall and now they like it a lot too
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2 years
going “mfa mode” (sitting at my desk )
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5 months
I went to the biennale! I saw mini omelettes! real asbestos! the place where matt damon killed philip seymour hoffman with an ashtray!
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5 years
excuse me
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@thereal_ckj
cami
4 months
ME
@parisreview
The Paris Review
4 months
The Review’s largest bag to date, the weekender has room for all your travel essentials, books, and magazines. Shop now.
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4 years
For @clereviewbooks I wrote about Ottessa Moshfegh and her forthcoming novel, out by @penguinpress this summer. Reading her work is like watching someone smile through a mouth full of blood.
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cami
2 years
wanting the job to getting the job to not-necessarily-wanting-to-do-the-job- now pipeline
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3 years
I deserve to go to cannes because I'm french
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cami
5 years
I picked Patti Smith’s Year of the Monkey for @parisreview . A lovely book that made me think a lot about death
@parisreview
The Paris Review
5 years
This week’s staff picks include the jazz guitarist Bill Frisell’s latest flirtation with Americana, Patti Smith’s new memoir, and a scathing consideration of John Updike by @TriciaLockwood .
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3 years
I’m drunk in the strand and can’t find bailey
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2 years
@jmsnftzptrck That’d be me thank u!
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4 years
@vulture amazing headline @vulture
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2 years
it was me
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3 years
love to wake up in my bf’s apartment and wash my face with hand soap then rub body lotion across my forehead
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2 years
exterminator in my apt & he says “I will pray god made my arms long enough to reach the hole and plug it up” I will also pray 😌
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3 years
I made bailey go to soul cycle and now he won’t talk to me
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cami
10 months
read to find out what else I read on the subway this year
@parisreview
The Paris Review
10 months
“Book I was embarrassed to read on the subway: The Shards, Bret Easton Ellis” A look at what The Paris Review staff read this year.
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@thereal_ckj
cami
6 years
why do all tampons need to be packaged like a nightclub
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cami
2 years
last night putting on mascara in the back of a cab I was the woman I have always wanted to be
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cami
4 years
I am very excited to have a story in the recent issue of @faultline_journ
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3 years
Bailey says I am “enchanting” for hanging up my dress in the airbnb closet
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3 years
my valentines gift is I am getting workshopped in 45 minutes :)
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1 year
rlly easy to be best dressed in DC
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1 year
my mom when I told her I was upstate alone to write
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@thereal_ckj
cami
5 years
thanks @Missouri_Review for publishing my story !
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Evelyn Somers
5 years
Why would your mother do an expensive kitchen remodel and then quit cooking altogether? Camille Jacobson has some insights and answers in"Two Kitchens," latest in our BLAST series of exclusively online prose. @Missouri_Review @thereal_ckj …/
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5 years
I am having a good time
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2 years
tomorrow, all my friend and enemies together in one beautiful, equalizing place: the dugout
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2 years
On the subway sitting next to a single green pea, people have formed a semi circle around it refusing to sit
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4 years
men really will complain about feeling ill then reveal they've eaten 5 slices of cake and a block of cheese
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3 years
my professor keeps calling it infinity jest
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1 year
my cat loves this stuffed animal of a dog
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2 months
we were bombing Iraq when stacy’s mom came out Really Makes You Think
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2 years
first day of work…. made a spicy hummus wrap for lunch….
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4 years
I am obsessed !! with my students they are little geniuses !!!
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2 years
the girls of tpr need ribbon for our hair it is a holiday party emergency please send help
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5 years
My moms new boyfriend she met on bumble drinks decaf earl grey
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cami
4 years
when I was poisoned by @shakeshack in 2018, they sent me a $45 gift card in the mail. a beautiful day
@thereal_ckj
cami
7 years
for the last time, I have been poisoned by shake shack @shakeshack I have been poisoned, I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again
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3 years
asking my cat if he hates me 20 times a day
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3 years
last night a girl came up to me and asked if bailey had a girlfriend
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4 years
big mistake i just did: asking ppl in workshop if they have thoughts on what should happen next
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3 years
walking through the first class section on a flight from lax to jfk… rlly is something
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3 years
eating lunch at pret like it’s 2016 & I accidentally showed up an hour early to my marketing internship so I have to sit somewhere and waste time to not seem insane
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2 years
waiter asked me where in france I’m from alert (due to my perfect french)
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cami
5 years
I picked @TereseMarieM ’s memoir, Heart Berries, for @parisreview . It is very good indeed.
@parisreview
The Paris Review
5 years
This week, the staff of ‘The Paris Review’ considers the “millennial novel,” revisits an underappreciated Ayelet Waldman book, and grapples with Mona Awad’s wild ‘Bunny.’
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cami
4 years
obsessed with checking my email for life-changing news
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cami
3 years
bailey cleaned up the cat’s puke for me (for valentines day)
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4 years
my & my pea brain getting ready to go on my stupid little daily walk
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3 years
revising :)
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3 years
going to LA to recuperate (adjust to the wellbutrin)
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3 years
picking up some third graders at Nightingale and taking them to play in central park…. my life is a movie….
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1 year
somehow the women of the west village have managed to make issey miyake “cheugy”
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4 years
I am in Kansas
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3 years
I am revising
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