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Michael Parrish

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I was just offered $150,000 for @BotEatBrain 🤖🧠 If Artificial Intelligence doesn't eat my brain, my accountant will… 😅 AI newsletter with 20,000+ subs 📰

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Michael Parrish
4 days
How many of our 23,000+ newsletter subs need to see you? For $50? - 0 main October slots left - 3 October classified slots left - 9 main November slots left - 21 classified November slots left
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Michael Parrish
5 months
@dotinglyricism Life is unfair; bad things happen to good people all the time.
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Michael Parrish
3 months
Should I sell my newsletter? Someone just offered me $100,000 for it. My audience - 20,000+ engaged AI enthusiasts Open rate - 40% Click rate - 3%
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Michael Parrish
3 months
Should I sell my newsletter? 🙈 Someone just offered me $150,000. Last week, I was offered $100,000. - Generates $50k a year in ad revenue. - Audience = 22,000+ engaged AI nerds.
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Michael Parrish
4 months
$40,000 Just sent the final newsletter payment. Now 100% owner of Bot Eat Brain.
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Michael Parrish
2 months
I bought a newsletter for $40k. I was offered $150k for it. I said, “no.” My life is like a fever dream lately.
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Michael Parrish
3 months
Newsletter pay day. 🥰 No outreach required for these, they came straight from the ad network. Thanks, @beehiiv
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Michael Parrish
6 months
@DrJimFan Jim, you're a legend. The amount of posts offering no insight and pure speculation about tomorrow's event is enraging. This was a great read, and now I'm pumped. And DrEureka? How has that not gotten more attention? Everything you touch is gold. Featured it in the newsletter
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Michael Parrish
3 months
At least mom liked my last newsletter article... Cheers, unsubs. 😂☕️
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Michael Parrish
4 months
Love seeing this number go up every month. Thanks for the newsletter sponsors, @beehiiv .
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Michael Parrish
3 months
I can't BEE-lieve I'm in today's @beehiiv blog. What can I say? I mean BUZZ-ness. 🐝 I'm not just WING-ing it. 🪽 Ok, I'll stop being snob-BEE. 😂
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Michael Parrish
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Stack 'em up. Let's go @beehiiv And almost reached $40,000 in direct sponsorships via @passionfrootme as well.
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Michael Parrish
1 month
Newsletter pay day. 📈 My @beehiiv ad network payouts. 👇 Is the 20th my new favorite day of the month? 🤔
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Michael Parrish
3 months
Today's my 31st birthday. Spending it like my 21st birthday... Absolutely enraging the neighbors. 😈
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Michael Parrish
2 months
Quality over quantity. I'm grateful. 🙏 My @beehiiv newsletter consistently gains high-quality, engaged subscribers. It's not the number. It's how many open and click. 🫡
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Michael Parrish
2 months
New newsletter sponsors? Don't mind if I do. Thanks, @beehiiv , especially @chrsabraham
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Michael Parrish
3 months
Newsletter sponsors from the ad network. No outreach required. Thanks, @beehiiv 🫡
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Michael Parrish
4 months
Walter brushed with death but pulled through. He's on the mend, no longer losing blood. Cherish every moment with your loved ones. Life's precious—wag more, bark less.
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Michael Parrish
5 months
$706 Not bad for 1 day. A shoutout and a classified ad. Thanks for the newsletter sponsors, Beehiiv.
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Michael Parrish
4 months
I was facing the wall in my office. Rearranged it. Now I face the window. Let’s write a newsletter, baby. 💪
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Michael Parrish
2 months
Newsletter pay day Thanks, @beehiiv
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Michael Parrish
4 months
What up, 700? 👀
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Michael Parrish
2 months
This warmed my heart. ❤️ I love newsletter comments like these. As @beehiiv says, it's the equivalent of a forehead kiss. 😂
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Michael Parrish
5 months
Newsletter's fully booked this month. Sponsors lined up for next month. Should I extend the 50% off sale? Yay or nay?
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Michael Parrish
5 months
Last month, I bought the newsletter for $40,000. Glitch labelled emails as “unsafe.” 🤬 People unsubscribed. Fixed glitch → New strategies implemented. 1 hell of a month, but momentum is shifting😵‍💫📈
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Michael Parrish
5 months
Not bad for 1 day. Thanks for this newsletter sponsor, Beehiiv.
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Michael Parrish
5 months
Newsletter payday is always a good day. 💵 Thanks, @beehiiv
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Michael Parrish
3 months
I just turned my newsletter into an app. Get notified of every sweet, juicy article... Thanks, @beehiiv
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Michael Parrish
4 months
Oh where, oh where could 800 be? 👀
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Michael Parrish
1 month
This warmed my soul. 🥰 I'm glad I didn't sell my newsletter for $150k. 😅 It isn't easy, but a little love goes a long way. 👇 Thank you. 🙏
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Michael Parrish
4 months
No shows? Here’s how I handle them.👇 1. Email a confused looking selfie. 2. Add petty text 3. Get back to writing the newsletter 😂
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Michael Parrish
4 months
The newsletter pigeon strikes again. 😂
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Michael Parrish
4 months
This is a tweet. It's about a newsletter. It's hilarious and provides value. Engage with it and all your dreams will come true.
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Michael Parrish
4 months
Where you at 600? 👀
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Michael Parrish
4 months
“Finish the newsletter early today.” Me: “OK.” Also me:
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Michael Parrish
4 months
Writing the newsletter from the vet. Walter’s dehydrated and his white blood cell count is low. Please send good vibes. 🙏
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Michael Parrish
2 months
𝕏 is teaching me how to count? 🤔
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Michael Parrish
3 months
Some people hate my newsletter... I don't take it personally... I promise... 🤡
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Michael Parrish
4 months
My newsletter packs a punch. 😂
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Michael Parrish
2 months
I love emails from happy sponsors. 🥰 He got sales and traffic spikes directly from the newsletter. “Anything over 50 was you.”
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Michael Parrish
3 months
“Are you writing the newsletter?” Me: “Of course.” Also me:
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Michael Parrish
6 months
I bought the @BotEatBrain newsletter. I'm trying to book sponsors for every single day of May. I slashed the price of sponsorships 50%
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Michael Parrish
3 months
Am I finished with tomorrow's newsletter? Nah. Am I waiting till the last minute to write it? You be the judge. 😂👇
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Michael Parrish
5 months
June's newsletter sponsorships are filling up. If you want over 20,000+ AI peeps to see you… Now is the time to book.👇
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Michael Parrish
2 months
Nobody has ever unsubscribed from my newsletter. You believe me, right? 😂
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Michael Parrish
3 months
PANHANDLING for Newsletter Subscribers - Bot Eat Brain AI Newsletter
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Michael Parrish
3 months
“You never leave the house.” Me: “I have to work on the newsletter.” Also me: 🤡🥁
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Michael Parrish
5 months
@dotinglyricism It's better to be a warrior in a garden than a gardener in a war.
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Michael Parrish
3 months
Me: “This newsletter is taking forever.” Also me:
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Michael Parrish
5 months
Where you at, 400? 👀
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Michael Parrish
4 months
“It’s July 4. Do the newsletter early” Me: I will. Also me:
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Michael Parrish
21 days
The worst hurricane in 10 years is headed towards me. Am I preparing? Not even slightly. I'm writing my newsletter instead. 😂
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Michael Parrish
4 months
*hisses in newsletter* 😂
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Michael Parrish
1 month
I love writing my AI newsletter. 🤓 I love helping people even more. 🥰 Thanks for the response. 🙏
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Michael Parrish
5 months
Are you finished with the newsletter? Me:
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Michael Parrish
3 months
“Did you finish the newsletter?” Me: “Almost.” Also me:
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Michael Parrish
3 months
I just scheduled tomorrow's newsletter. Which subject line do you think will win? I'm going with C. 👇
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Michael Parrish
5 months
“How's the newsletter going, Michael?”
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Michael Parrish
3 months
I just scheduled tomorrow's newsletter. Which subject line do you think will win? 👇 I'm doing with D.
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Michael Parrish
3 months
What is this? A newsletter for ants? 😂
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Michael Parrish
2 months
THANK YOU for 22,000 subscribers - Bot Eat Brain Daily AI Newsletter - This Week in AI
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Michael Parrish
3 months
Should I make this newsletter automation? Unsubscribed? You gave me the blues... The... UNSUB BLUES. 😈
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Michael Parrish
4 months
“Done with the newsletter?” Me: “Soon.” Also me:
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Michael Parrish
3 months
No newsletter today. I was too busy saving humanity, going to space, killing crystalline creatures, and dismantling rogue AI's. It ain't much, but it's honest work. 👨‍🚀👾 Tune in next week @MageTCG
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Michael Parrish
3 months
No newsletter today. I saved humanity instead. You're welcome, humans. Check these guys out, they're awesome. Had a blast. @MageTCG @UncleGilbertDHC @BorboriPaladin @chicagodesign
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Michael Parrish
4 months
I A/B test my newsletter's subject lines. Top performer did 10% better than the rest. That means 1000's more opens. 🤯 @beehiiv makes it easy.
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Michael Parrish
2 months
“Are you done with the newsletter?” Me: “Almost.” Also me:
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Michael Parrish
3 months
HALF of August's newsletter slots are booked. Want to be seen by 20,000+ AI enthusiasts? Now is the time. 👇
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Michael Parrish
5 months
@dotinglyricism Someone didn't get my Johnny Bravo reference the other day.
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Michael Parrish
4 months
Which newsletter subject line do you think will win? For me, it's C. 👇
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Michael Parrish
16 days
I got power back today from Hurricane Milton last night ⚡️ And... I won a watch from @ianmatthewroth 's newsletter giveaway 🥳 Lots to be grateful for today.
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Michael Parrish
5 months
Thought writing a newsletter was the hard part 😂
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Michael Parrish
3 months
Gonna write the newsletter now. K. Byeee. 🤡💅
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Michael Parrish
2 months
Them: I hope this newsletter finds you well... Me:
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Michael Parrish
2 months
I'm BUZZing with excitement. 🫨 I will BEE attending @ej_beehiiv 's newsletter growth seminar in an hour. 🐝 📈 It's party time, BEEches. 🐝 🔥 Thanks, @beehiiv 🍯
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Michael Parrish
3 months
Tomorrow's newsletter is scheduled. Which subject line do you think will win? I'm going with B.
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Michael Parrish
5 months
I’ll write my newsletter early today. 🤡 Me all day:
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Michael Parrish
3 months
Half of August is already booked. Want to be seen by 22,000+ AI enthusiasts? For only $50? Now is the time. 👇
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Michael Parrish
5 months
Newsletter slots are going fast. 50% off. Get seen by 20,000+ AI peeps for as little as $50
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Michael Parrish
3 months
Just scheduled tomorrow's newsletter. Which subject line do you think will win? 👇 I'm going with A 🤞
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Michael Parrish
2 months
Your newsletter will fail… 😳 Without a clear direction, it lacks purpose… Experiment widely. Try different topics, styles, and strategies until you find one that truly captivates you and your readers. That's how you find your niche in 2024.
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Michael Parrish
2 months
It's just a newsletter, ladies. This is getting out of hand. 😂
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Michael Parrish
5 months
Some newsletters just STICK with you. 😂
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Michael Parrish
5 months
Freeloaders. They cant even write a newsletter. 🤦‍♂️
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Michael Parrish
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I’ll write the newsletter early tomorrow. Me at 2 AM:
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Michael Parrish
1 month
Them: Have you finished your newsletter yet? Me:
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Michael Parrish
4 months
Don't mind if I do. 🥳 No outreach required for these newsletter ads. They come straight from @beehiiv 's ad network.
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Michael Parrish
3 months
Thinking of starting a newsletter? You can immediately make money with @beehiiv 's ad network via sponsorships. I'm a partner now, so I can hook you up. 👇
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Michael Parrish
4 months
20,000+ AI enthusiasts. $50 to be seen by them $145 to be featured for a whole week. Newsletter deals like this don't exist. Take advantage of my insanity. 🤪
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Michael Parrish
5 months
A newsletter will be fun and make me rich. 🤡
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Michael Parrish
5 months
My newsletter is a real business, I swear. 😂
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Michael Parrish
1 month
My goal with this newsletter is to give every reader the same reaction that Dominic shared today. Thanks for the kind words, @Dom__Schroeder 🙏❤️
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Dominic Schroeder
1 month
Just read Michael’s newsletter It’s 💯💯💯 What do I know about AI before reading? not much What did I learn about AI after reading the newsletter? some really valuable organized beautifully. Do yourself a favor and sub his newsletter. @BotEatBrain @thequotedog
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Michael Parrish
5 months
I can’t. I’m writing my newsletter. Also me:
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Michael Parrish
2 months
Only 3 newsletter sponsorships left this month. How many of our 22,000+ subs need to see you? For only $50? 👇
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Michael Parrish
5 months
You should start a newsletter, today. 😂
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Michael Parrish
2 months
Tomorrow's newsletter is scheduled. What subject line do you think will win? 👇 I'm going with C.
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Michael Parrish
1 month
Competitors can steal my subscribers… But they can't steal the ulcer I've named after my newsletter. 🤕 Your move, other AI newsletters. 😂
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Michael Parrish
1 month
Build in public, don't brag in public. Thanks, @iamjaejohns
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Jae Johns
1 month
@thequotedog @JobsDailyUpdate @beehiiv I always think it’s cool of you being transparent. Not every creator is like that. 🙌
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Michael Parrish
29 days
13 years ago today, I released my 1st original song and YouTube video. “Boogeyman's Groove” made it on my 1st album shortly afterward. The cringe is real, but so are the “feels.” 😂
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Michael Parrish
4 months
July's newsletter sponsorships are filling up fast. If you want over 20,000+ AI peeps to see you… Now is the time to book.👇
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Michael Parrish
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Tomorrow's newsletter is scheduled. Which subject line do you think will win? I'm going with B. 👇
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