Michael Parrish
@thequotedog
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I was just offered $150,000 for @BotEatBrain 🤖🧠 If Artificial Intelligence doesn't eat my brain, my accountant will… 😅 AI newsletter with 20,000+ subs 📰
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How many of our 23,000+ newsletter subs need to see you?
For $50?
- 0 main October slots left
- 3 October classified slots left
- 9 main November slots left
- 21 classified November slots left
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Should I sell my newsletter?
Someone just offered me $100,000 for it.
My audience - 20,000+ engaged AI enthusiasts
Open rate - 40%
Click rate - 3%
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Should I sell my newsletter? 🙈
Someone just offered me $150,000.
Last week, I was offered $100,000.
- Generates $50k a year in ad revenue.
- Audience = 22,000+ engaged AI nerds.
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$40,000
Just sent the final newsletter payment.
Now 100% owner of Bot Eat Brain.
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I bought a newsletter for $40k.
I was offered $150k for it.
I said, “no.”
My life is like a fever dream lately.
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Newsletter pay day. 🥰
No outreach required for these, they came straight from the ad network.
Thanks,
@beehiiv
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@DrJimFan
Jim, you're a legend.
The amount of posts offering no insight and pure speculation about tomorrow's event is enraging.
This was a great read, and now I'm pumped.
And DrEureka? How has that not gotten more attention? Everything you touch is gold. Featured it in the newsletter
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At least mom liked my last newsletter article...
Cheers, unsubs. 😂☕️
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I can't BEE-lieve I'm in today's
@beehiiv
blog.
What can I say? I mean BUZZ-ness. 🐝
I'm not just WING-ing it. 🪽
Ok, I'll stop being snob-BEE. 😂
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Stack 'em up.
Let's go
@beehiiv
And almost reached $40,000 in direct sponsorships via
@passionfrootme
as well.
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Newsletter pay day. 📈
My
@beehiiv
ad network payouts. 👇
Is the 20th my new favorite day of the month? 🤔
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Today's my 31st birthday.
Spending it like my 21st birthday...
Absolutely enraging the neighbors. 😈
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Quality over quantity. I'm grateful. 🙏
My
@beehiiv
newsletter consistently gains high-quality, engaged subscribers.
It's not the number.
It's how many open and click. 🫡
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Walter brushed with death but pulled through.
He's on the mend, no longer losing blood.
Cherish every moment with your loved ones. Life's precious—wag more, bark less.
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$706
Not bad for 1 day.
A shoutout and a classified ad.
Thanks for the newsletter sponsors, Beehiiv.
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I was facing the wall in my office.
Rearranged it. Now I face the window.
Let’s write a newsletter, baby. 💪
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This warmed my heart. ❤️
I love newsletter comments like these.
As
@beehiiv
says, it's the equivalent of a forehead kiss. 😂
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Newsletter's fully booked this month.
Sponsors lined up for next month.
Should I extend the 50% off sale? Yay or nay?
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Last month, I bought the newsletter for $40,000.
Glitch labelled emails as “unsafe.” 🤬
People unsubscribed.
Fixed glitch → New strategies implemented.
1 hell of a month, but momentum is shifting😵💫📈
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Not bad for 1 day.
Thanks for this newsletter sponsor, Beehiiv.
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I just turned my newsletter into an app.
Get notified of every sweet, juicy article...
Thanks,
@beehiiv
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This warmed my soul. 🥰
I'm glad I didn't sell my newsletter for $150k. 😅
It isn't easy, but a little love goes a long way. 👇
Thank you. 🙏
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No shows? Here’s how I handle them.👇
1. Email a confused looking selfie.
2. Add petty text
3. Get back to writing the newsletter 😂
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This is a tweet.
It's about a newsletter.
It's hilarious and provides value.
Engage with it and all your dreams will come true.
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“Finish the newsletter early today.”
Me: “OK.”
Also me:
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Writing the newsletter from the vet.
Walter’s dehydrated and his white blood cell count is low.
Please send good vibes. 🙏
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Some people hate my newsletter...
I don't take it personally...
I promise... 🤡
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I love emails from happy sponsors. 🥰
He got sales and traffic spikes directly from the newsletter.
“Anything over 50 was you.”
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“Are you writing the newsletter?”
Me: “Of course.”
Also me:
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I bought the
@BotEatBrain
newsletter.
I'm trying to book sponsors for every single day of May.
I slashed the price of sponsorships 50%
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Am I finished with tomorrow's newsletter?
Nah.
Am I waiting till the last minute to write it?
You be the judge. 😂👇
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June's newsletter sponsorships are filling up.
If you want over 20,000+ AI peeps to see you…
Now is the time to book.👇
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Nobody has ever unsubscribed from my newsletter.
You believe me, right? 😂
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PANHANDLING for Newsletter Subscribers - Bot Eat Brain AI Newsletter
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“You never leave the house.”
Me: “I have to work on the newsletter.”
Also me:
🤡🥁
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“It’s July 4. Do the newsletter early”
Me: I will.
Also me:
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The worst hurricane in 10 years is headed towards me.
Am I preparing?
Not even slightly.
I'm writing my newsletter instead. 😂
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I love writing my AI newsletter. 🤓
I love helping people even more. 🥰
Thanks for the response. 🙏
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“Did you finish the newsletter?”
Me: “Almost.”
Also me:
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I just scheduled tomorrow's newsletter.
Which subject line do you think will win?
I'm going with C. 👇
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I just scheduled tomorrow's newsletter.
Which subject line do you think will win? 👇
I'm doing with D.
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THANK YOU for 22,000 subscribers - Bot Eat Brain Daily AI Newsletter - This Week in AI
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Should I make this newsletter automation?
Unsubscribed?
You gave me the blues...
The... UNSUB BLUES. 😈
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No newsletter today.
I was too busy saving humanity, going to space, killing crystalline creatures, and dismantling rogue AI's.
It ain't much, but it's honest work. 👨🚀👾
Tune in next week
@MageTCG
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No newsletter today.
I saved humanity instead.
You're welcome, humans.
Check these guys out, they're awesome. Had a blast.
@MageTCG
@UncleGilbertDHC
@BorboriPaladin
@chicagodesign
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I A/B test my newsletter's subject lines.
Top performer did 10% better than the rest.
That means 1000's more opens. 🤯
@beehiiv
makes it easy.
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“Are you done with the newsletter?”
Me: “Almost.”
Also me:
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HALF of August's newsletter slots are booked.
Want to be seen by 20,000+ AI enthusiasts?
Now is the time. 👇
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Which newsletter subject line do you think will win?
For me, it's C. 👇
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I got power back today from Hurricane Milton last night ⚡️
And...
I won a watch from
@ianmatthewroth
's newsletter giveaway 🥳
Lots to be grateful for today.
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I'm BUZZing with excitement. 🫨
I will BEE attending
@ej_beehiiv
's newsletter growth seminar in an hour. 🐝 📈
It's party time, BEEches. 🐝 🔥
Thanks,
@beehiiv
🍯
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Tomorrow's newsletter is scheduled.
Which subject line do you think will win?
I'm going with B.
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Half of August is already booked.
Want to be seen by 22,000+ AI enthusiasts?
For only $50?
Now is the time. 👇
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Newsletter slots are going fast.
50% off.
Get seen by 20,000+ AI peeps for as little as $50
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Just scheduled tomorrow's newsletter.
Which subject line do you think will win? 👇
I'm going with A 🤞
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Your newsletter will fail… 😳
Without a clear direction, it lacks purpose…
Experiment widely. Try different topics, styles, and strategies until you find one that truly captivates you and your readers.
That's how you find your niche in 2024.
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It's just a newsletter, ladies.
This is getting out of hand. 😂
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Don't mind if I do. 🥳
No outreach required for these newsletter ads.
They come straight from
@beehiiv
's ad network.
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Thinking of starting a newsletter?
You can immediately make money with
@beehiiv
's ad network via sponsorships.
I'm a partner now, so I can hook you up. 👇
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20,000+ AI enthusiasts.
$50 to be seen by them
$145 to be featured for a whole week.
Newsletter deals like this don't exist.
Take advantage of my insanity. 🤪
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My goal with this newsletter is to give every reader the same reaction that Dominic shared today.
Thanks for the kind words,
@Dom__Schroeder
🙏❤️
Just read Michael’s newsletter
It’s 💯💯💯
What do I know about AI before reading?
not much
What did I learn about AI after reading the newsletter?
some really valuable organized beautifully.
Do yourself a favor and sub his newsletter.
@BotEatBrain
@thequotedog
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Only 3 newsletter sponsorships left this month.
How many of our 22,000+ subs need to see you?
For only $50? 👇
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Tomorrow's newsletter is scheduled.
What subject line do you think will win? 👇
I'm going with C.
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Competitors can steal my subscribers… But they can't steal the ulcer I've named after my newsletter. 🤕
Your move, other AI newsletters. 😂
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Build in public, don't brag in public.
Thanks,
@iamjaejohns
@thequotedog
@JobsDailyUpdate
@beehiiv
I always think it’s cool of you being transparent. Not every creator is like that. 🙌
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13 years ago today, I released my 1st original song and YouTube video.
“Boogeyman's Groove” made it on my 1st album shortly afterward.
The cringe is real, but so are the “feels.” 😂
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July's newsletter sponsorships are filling up fast.
If you want over 20,000+ AI peeps to see you…
Now is the time to book.👇
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Tomorrow's newsletter is scheduled.
Which subject line do you think will win?
I'm going with B. 👇
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