Monica 💬
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Just here for downtime. Give me baseball, dogs, Whataburger & chill vibes✌️
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It’s La Grasa Day, high of the day is 97 ° and I have (2) free tickets in the Crawford Boxes for tonight’s opener against the A’s 😁
If anyone is interested, simply like this post and I’ll pick a winner at 1pm CST. Good luck, y’all!
#Ready2Reign
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On this day in 2019,
@astros
call up 21-year old Yordan Alvarez from AAA. He led the Pacific League with 23 HR, 71 RBIs and 50 runs scored.
The very next day on his MLB debut, he did this:
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So again I ask, what about places like Disney World, Six Flags, etc? They see far more international guests than the Rodeo. 🦠🙄
#RODEOHOUSTON2020
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@enews
Tomorrow’s headline: Weinstein found unresponsive in hospital room - hospital surveillance mysteriously malfunctions
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Selena, Bill Nye, Al Bundy, Mrs. Doubtfire, Boyz II Men & Brian McKnight are trending rn.
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Fresh, homemade empanadas from my Momma 🤩🤩 I feel a happy dance comin’ on!
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My amazing Mother got me the ultimate early birthday present 😭😭
I cannot stop shaking!!!!🧡💙🧡💙
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Praying for all rescue teams & first responders tonight. Please be careful.
#Harvey
#houstonflood
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Have class? For years folks kept wishing for natural disasters to wipe out our city. Grab a bag of frozen peas & put ‘em on your nuts.
Not a fan of this…it’s via the team-run account.
Have a little class for a fan base that’s hurting.
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Axl Rose, Dennis Quaid & Chris Cornell are all trending rn. I know this gif is tired as hell, but seriously...
#MondayVibes
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I don’t know what to expect for 36, but I have a feeling it’s going be pretty darn good. 🙏✨
#BirthdayGirl
🎂🥳
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Mark couldn’t B Moore delusional.
@DeeZnuts4funS
Astro fans, imagine going downtown to a parade without fear of being shot, stabbed, beaten, murdered, abused, robbed. Imagine no looting, rioting during the parade. Just imagine 🤡
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So I just got another free drink from a sweet lady. I gotta share some of this good juju w/ y’all!🧡✨
Like this post to win a chance for a free pair of tickets to next Friday’s game against the Mariners. Winner will be announced this evening at 8:00pm CST. Good luck!✌️
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#Astros
prospect Alimber Santa has been promoted to Double-A. The 21-year-old right hander had 2 BB/26 K in 15.2 innings for Fayetteville.
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1. Your finances stay intact. No taking on someone else’s debt or bad habits.
2. Nearly every married couple says, “I wish I hadn’t gotten married.”
3. You get the WHOLE bed to yourself!!
#ReasonsToStaySingle
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At Home Depot, employee assisting me was wearing an Astros hat. I asked if he watched the game last night & he says, “I actually don’t like baseball. I just like the hats. I think I can name one or two Astros. Jose Altuve & Aaron Bregman.”
Bro, take the hat off.
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Notice he said didn’t say team, he said “family.” Culture makes all the difference🤘
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@enews
Wth? She's only 20, they've only been together 5 mos, & he looks like something you find in a shower drain...
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It’s finally Friday 🙌 Lord have mercy this week was long. Happy that I got jog in early, so I can do whatever I want this afternoon! Have a good one folks!✌️
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🚨Astros Tickets Giveaway🚨
I have (2) 🎟️ for the Father’s Day game against Detroit, Sunday 6/16 @ 1:10pm.
Views from section 128🤘
Wanna win ‘em? Like this post or the original, and a random winner will be selected this afternoon.
Good luck!✨
If you don’t have Father’s Day plans (Sunday, June 16th at 1:10pm) you may want to like this post.
Oh, and if you like travel tumblers, that’s a bonus.
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Fresh cut & style was long overdue. Shout to Lindsey at Melange Gallery of Salons for this beautiful look 💇🏻♀️✨
#SaturdayVibes
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Roses are red
But remember, guys don’t like flowers
Make him a tasty steak
Then blow him for hours 😏
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Boo loud and hard all you want. Here’s to us wrecking your throats all season long.
#ForTheH
You heard me.
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If you don’t have Father’s Day plans (Sunday, June 16th at 1:10pm) you may want to like this post.
Oh, and if you like travel tumblers, that’s a bonus.
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I’m pretty tired of seeing strangers in public go from 0-100 these days. A little kindness goes a long way, folks.
#ThursdayThoughts
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Idk if I should stay at work or go find a cave & hibernate ☀️ Have a good morning, y’all!
#beanieszn
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To the nerds who brought the Yankee Sucks banner to Game 1: Don’t bring that dorky shit back today
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Mariners twitter is pure poetry this am. Those marshmallow-soft fans can keep crying into the abyss. The Astros earned a seat at the table (again) and no salty cousin is gonna slap food outta our hands.
#LevelUp
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✨𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐒 𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐄𝐓𝐒 𝐆𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐀𝐖𝐀𝐘✨
The weekend is here, and there’s a new kid on the block making his Astros debut at MMP tonight!
#Relentless
Wanna see Yusei Kikuchi stunt on the Rays in person? I’m giving away two Bullpen seats + a $25 Uber gift card for
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We scored 7 runs in the 9th against Boston. I’m not happy rn, but I’m not giving up.
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