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I know we all wanna haha on 50 Cent Bc he’s a bigger guy now but that man walked up, pulled himself upside down like we used to on the monkey bars and held his weight up until it was time to start rappin.. my goodness. 👏🏼👏🏼
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Somebody got clips of the Stros leaving last night.. please guess where you think my heart palpated.. I’ll hang up and listen.
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I aspire to be as unbothered as Altuve in the 9th inning of Game 2 of the WS.
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Cant believe the Blue Jays were the only MLB team to congratulate us..
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Immediately cride on the music switch. How can you not love this man. 🥹
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I’m a large big papi fan.. he’s spitting facts. Big fan of facts.
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Good morning to everyone who still loves our Houston Astros. 👋🏼
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Hi Dan, Astros fan here.. uh... Series over bitch.
Someone needs to remind Astros fans it's a three-game series...
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Fans of poverty teams: CHEATERS! EAsY wHeN yOu kNoW wHaT PitCh iS CoMinG BANG BANG 🥴🥴🥴
Zack Greinke: oh yeah? Watch this..
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Every day, every week, we try to explain why Martin Maldonado is an important part of this team regardless of his offense. Yet you folks still can’t grasp it. Maybe you’ll listen to Carlos?
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If you think that you’re a huge Astros fan, please like this. Tryin to see somthin.
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Hey, y’all remember when the Astros won the World Series?
That was awesome.
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Every 🤍 on this tweet is a power up to Altuve’s bat. Let’s send him the good vibes so his bat wakes up tonight!
#Levelup
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“Put my fingers on the threads.. threw my slider now he’s deaddddd”
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If young Altuve knew he’d be playing in his 100th playoff game today.. 🥹
Jose Altuve will play in his 100th career playoff game today. Only six players have played in more: Jeter (158), Posada (125), Williams (121), Justice (112), Ramirez (111) and Molina (104).
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@goldzappa
@JaquelineGilham
@TheEllenShow
@katyperry
On a typical day I’d let it go, it doesn’t even offend me. My problem with it is men get prosecuted for equal or lesser behavior.
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Swear I thought this was a roomba..
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Why couldn’t we get a glove switch or hand wash play like the Yankees huh
@MLBUA
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Clarke Schmidt is told by the umpires after a foreign substance check to go wash his hands.
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It’s 8:23 PM EST and the Houston Astros are still 2017 World Series Champs.
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Run and tell that..
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Astros walkin by during the winter meetings seeing the other teams scrambling to get better:
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Oh you thought we was done stealing signs ??
#ForTheH
George Springer has hit 5 career Postseason home runs at Dodger Stadium.
Only Reggie Jackson has more all-time (6)
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Oh look, woke up another day and the Astros are still 2017 World Series Champs.
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Mike Fiers has finally been caught guys. We got him.
massive rat found in Johannesburg residence 😳‼️
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Probably Latinas in Astros Orange.
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This is 35. ✨
34 was one of my best years, I learned so much about myself and how to view the world around me. Excited and blessed to be 35 today..
A year older, wiser and happier. 🤍
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No JV, No Cole, No Springer, COVID forced bullshit lineups, Bregman hamstring injury, Greinke shoulder Injury, Framber broken finger Injury, Bullpen whoas, Jake Meyers shoulder injury, Lance Mccullers forearm Injury.. and were going to the WS. Am I doing this right?
#ForTheH
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Some of y’all didn’t live through 100 loss seasons and it shows.
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TEXAS TATTED ON MY ARM, GOT HOUSTON ON MY BACK. CAUSE I LOVE THE CITY IM FROM, HANDS UP IF YOU FEEL THAT!
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You know when you’re a teenager and your parents piss you off so when you get to your room you cuss at them under your breath?
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My Rockets are playing.
My Astros are playing.
And I’m back home in Houston, Tx where I belong.
Just like that, all feels right in the world.
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I know that we are all reveling in the walk off from Correa, but the thing that’s getting overshadowed is the great effort from each pitcher today. Strung together some innings and battled through. Love that. Love my team.
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Let me give
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The Fuck You, No Apologies Tour 2020 starts today. Hope you got your tickets. It’s gonna be fun.
#ForTheH
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Yeah we not doin that. Good luck JV.
Justin Verlander is reportedly seeking a deal similar to Max Scherzer's 3-year, $130M contract, per
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Id like to take this chance to say Congrats.. TO ABSOLUTELY NOBODY! FK THE RANGERS.
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Good Morning to the Houston Astros and Houston Astros Fans. Only.
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Fucking R A T.
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Carlos Correa taking some swings with ORANGE batting gloves. 👀
Courtesy of Daniella’s IG.
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Not only did the Texans piss us off, we had to pull out our Texans beanies and hoodies to wear for this shit. Some BS.
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Secret footage of how the shadows were gone for the Astros during the game yesterday but seemingly back for the Twins at bats. I have to warn you, what you see may be shocking:
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Cannot believe y’all went to this man’s house and threatened him. Unbelievable.
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Lost my mama 18 years ago today.. hoping she pours a little magic on our boys so we can take the WS. Would make this day a little better to bare every year… <3
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