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if you throw yourself into work, read this story of loss, tragedy & 'you asked for it':
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@ramachandranesk
+ if you spend 2000 coins on spinning a wheel, you’ll get 1500 coins back. maybe, sometimes, if you’re lucky.
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my ten year old brother has started drawing digital. I am impressed. :3
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to the person on whose story he put up a picture of the body:
fuck you, and thank you for the trauma.
to the media and/or whoever leaked this picture:
basic ethics where?!?! what makes you think we need to see that picture?
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‘typing like this’ versus ‘Typing Like This’ is super different.
one is acceptable, One Is Not.
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*closes Twitter*
Thinks about opening the next app.
*opens Twitter*
every time
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you know what I miss? the weird shit that happens to your ears when you’re in an aircraft? the repeated blocking and unblocking of the ears. I miss that.
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guess who just got off of his laptop after working and finishing classes and assignments since 09AM? me. 13 hours guys, kill me already. :)
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I think I’m getting out of my ‘I’m not ready to love’ phase and I think that shit is dangerous
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i am not even kidding
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okay so I’m a clown, I recorded a ten minute voice message and just as I was about to send it, my screen locked and the voice message got deleted. and the second time, I recorded an eight minute one: I LOST THAT TOO! 🤡
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all of my friends when I like someone for the tenth time in three months:
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nobody:
people in Bangalore flat groups: I am looking for *insert religion* vegetarian female who’s okay with sharing room and having a pet lizard around, deposit is ₹1Cr and rent is ₹15000. 👌🏻
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how to get someone to stop snapping you even when you never reply to their snaps
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hi, rant time.
there’s something about Twitter that scares me when I look at my timeline lately. there’s so much labelling going around of accounts being called ‘big’ and ‘small’, I do not understand why there’s such a negative connotation attached with being small (1/3)
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to everyone who pranked their friends to change their names on Instagram, now I have to delete with notifications looking like crackheads are sending me messages! why is Chicken Masala liking my message?
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I just got exposed.
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so apparently drinking coffee right before you plan on sleeping is not ideal?
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I slept for thirteen hours, I’ve never slept for that long. missed:
- seven calls
- three separate work events
- CoD matches
- dinner
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okay so am I the only one who has different vibration patterns and notification sounds set up for different people?
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a little bit nostalgic guys, how
@ahotcoffeepot
consistently manages to blend into the background, I will never understand. :’)
good times. Also, RIP twitter said.
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anyone who helps me to stop touching my face can have my credit card
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“The moment you accept things as they are, you don’t need to hope anymore. Because you realise that where you are, is kind of okay.”
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okay someone please tell me it’s not just me who uses Apple Music, Spotify, and YouTube Music. need company
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me when I wait till midnight to see my Snapchat memories but then there are none:
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I once again cannot sleep, because I got another idea that potentially is the single greatest idea I’ve ever had.
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@verge
Photoshop is not fast enough as a complete application. Imagine Photoshop on the web. ☠️
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whoever is saying these iOS 14 features are new, please meet me thx.
iPhone users KNOW THEY ARE NOT NEW. we are excited regardless.
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got drenched on the way to Starbucks, and my fav barista said:
‘Asif right?’
‘Yesss!’
‘Caramel Frappuccino Grande w extra drizzle on top?’
‘Yup!’
‘I see you probably didn’t foresee the rain coming’ and started laughing!
it’s a newer branch (not my usual) but they have my ❤️
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How did Skype drop the ball here? I mean this was legit their chance to sky rocket
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‘Restaurants are open for dine-in but we don’t have any staff inside to cook your meals, thank you very much.’
As per the trader body's decision, all shopping malls of Uttar Pradesh including Lucknow will open but all shops inside the malls will remain closed.
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me and
@sarc_asma
have been working on this passion project, and we’re calling it eunoia. we’re using the platform to spread awareness about mindfulness and mental well-being and everything that comes with it. check us out on our Instagram. link on my Fleets.
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grounding exercises helped me back when my anxiety was unhandleable even though I didn’t know what they were called back then, but I imagine this must help a lot of people deal with anxiety, self harm tendencies, traumatic memories and anything else.
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If during this period, I start making TikToks out of boredom, I really hope y’all will understand me
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the level of self-importance you have to be at for your country to have a whole ass separate number system from the rest of world. 💀
I don’t know lakhs and that’s been irritating me since forever. what’s wrong with millions and billions?
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why do I have back pain that doesn’t die even if I lie down? I’m 20. 🥺
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it is officially five years
Scientists Say They Can Recreate Living Dinosaurs Within the Next 5 Years
http://t.co/NCHlCVx8ad
by
@Geoff_Weiss
http://t.co/4vk36Xa13Y
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I open snapchat memories multiple times in a day expecting new memories to pop up.
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my favorite pancake place is not delivering now, it’s too late for breakfast ughhhhhh
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i didn’t know the road I was taking would lead to a place where it’s almost impossible to reverse the damage on my mental health.
the decisions that I took were at a much younger age than most of y’all would have to. i hope you take the right road.
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guess who slept for exactly ten minutes last night. long day ahead, two meetings, five hundred pieces of work, classes to attend, thanks for your blessings guys.
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coffee multiplies my anxiety.
tea calms me down.
I have one cup of tea for every twenty cups of coffee approx. 🙂
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I’ve had iOS 14 since three months and I didn’t do this 😔
saw this really cool trend w the new update and I just had to waste my time.
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makes me insanely happy when I hear back from you guys about what you think about this project that we’ve been upto and how much you like it, for the uninitiated, please go ahead and give it a look if this interests you. ❤️
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I haven’t had caffeine in four days but fuck that, I’m getting black coffee
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the playstation one gives me anxiety.
not my video. from yt: artisax.
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dogs in any Bangalore street at 03AM
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The scary thing about algorithms (like the ones that run your Instagram and YouTube feeds) is that they become an echo chamber of things you already agree with.
Hence, you’re (almost) never shown other perspectives.
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me when my parents ask me if I’ve made any decisions regarding my future:
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@pinksaucepasta
@biganushaenergy
imagine you work here, and got late to work because you got stuck in traffic.
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Bangalore skies have been filled with jets since morning and then the loud bang. What’s going on, someone please educate?
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my favourite part of the month is when I sit and listen to my unplayed voicemails and half of them are my friends thinking I’m simply pranking, the other half ‘asif dont do this’ and 50% - my mom saying ‘hello? hello? helllooo?’
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i’m ended.
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If Scam 1992 doesn’t have the best title track, I don’t know who has.
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