detective sanjflower
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ive been in Bangalore traffic for longer than I’ve been in my mother’s womb
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not my parents video calling me from the hospital and wanting to see the dog they definitely didn't want
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i hate to be that person but the math is wrong here
Half of Instagram is in Goa, the other half is at concerts. The remaining ones are watching their Instagram stories in a blanket.
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my brother’s plan B is JEE. his plan A is becoming an actor. if any of y’all want a clown for a birthday, my brother is available
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my parents are finally out of the hospital, fuck you covid-19. fuck you and all your variants
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asked my friend a football question and he said “who’s the boy” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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yes, im south indian and i don’t eat dosa. yes, we exist. we shouldn’t exist, but still we do. disgrace
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yall my brother wanted me to gpay some money to his friend so i asked him to enter all the details and later i see this is the note he left, i-
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if you have strict parents, it's not called lying, it's called disaster management
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it’s Mother’s Day and my boyfriend hasn’t wished me yet what should I do
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Shikhar Dhawan is getting divorced. I guess she was not Dhawan
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this pandemic is like Rory Gilmore’s character development, downhill and never-ending
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want to change career paths to Bengaluru auto driver because they have friends to talk to on call for the whole 2 hr ride
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two Bengalurians in a room, they might put one scene
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"r u ok" bro my parents would hit me if i got hurt as a child, you tell me
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it’s Monday again which means i can watch euphoria on twitter
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my mom and the dog she didn’t want doing pooja together
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you know something's wrong when almost all girls wished they were boys and nobody wants to be a girl
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bought a crop top from H&M and it’s too crop top wtf i am not ok with showing this much skin 😭😭😭
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i eats twinkle twinkle. i also eats twinkle reflemction on floor
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"you don't look south indian" mf you want me to bring idli sambhar everywhere?
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what’s your go to first word on wordle? do you change it everyday or it is the same?
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we be ignoring the pandemic like it's women's rights 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
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no one wished my dad today so he sent this on the group
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i asked my brother why he eats my share of the food as well and he said “im balancing for all the 5 years worth of food you ate before i was born”
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Bengaluru straight up mocking the cracker bursters by raining down on them every single evening i love u Bengaluru weather
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in Benglauru we say "adjust maadkoli" instead of fixing the problem and i think that's beautiful ✨
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happy sankranthi to everyone from religious boi karna
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the more i find out about childbirth, the more horrified i am
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i have an unexplainable emotional attachment to all my house clothes that have holes in them
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guys, everytime a friend (who was actually cake) left me, was i...desserted?
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why do all the aunties in my family think that a nice round ass is a bad thing?
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those who liked courage the cowardly dog as a child are depressed now
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LOOK AT MY BOOTS. AFTER 4 YEARS OF WANTING THEM
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#1
top thing i hate about writing CAT is the large multitude of calls i get from random MBA colleges. hOW DID YOU GET MY CONTACT DETAILS?
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“yo bro who got you crying like that” i started earning so i gotta spend my own money instead of my parent’s money
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my mom was comparing my brother's marks with his friend's and he really said "compare our looks also, i'm hotter than him"
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asked my brother to get me a glass of water and he got me this steel box filled with water
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my friend baked muffins and sent me this. if you know, you know 💀
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who called it fuccboi's dms and not play store
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if you feel useless, just think of this office in Bengaluru
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someone save my brother from being cringe pls 😭😭😭😭
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wtf they’re going to delete twt? bro my twitter career is my only successful career 😭😭😭
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my dog makes the saddest face when im giving him a bath like bro im just trying to keep you clean what’s your problem
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am i the only one that doesn't get offended when people reply to me late? 😳
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ever since swedish house mafia said "don't you worry child" all i've done is worry
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my parents didn't allow me to have an FB account in 8th grade because "someone would misuse my pictures" and i had said no way that's ridiculous (1/4)
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watched K3G for the first time today, it's only about two fragile male egos????
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the way i used to read 1000 page novels and now i don't even read tweets longer than 5 lines
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brown moms will believe their stupid sons in a heartbeat but critically analyse anything their daughters say
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yesterday kinda cringe, hung out with a dude wearing shades in the night
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men commenting "you're doing this for clout" under harrassment/assault tweets are the reason we cannot progress as a country
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my mom telling some friend of hers “my daughter does everything i say, my son doesn’t, he’s a boy no” bruh you just spoiled your only son while controlling every aspect of my life...
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all these pins and im still not pinned against the wall 😔
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that one mashup of Olivia Rodrigo's "bad idea right?" and "where's the party tonight" slaps so hard I've been humming since I woke up?
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a monkey entered my house and my brother screamed so loudly that the monkey sat idle two mins to process what's happening before running away
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the eldest daughter urge to run away from being family therapist
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if men shared news and posts of male assaulters with the same determination as they do for female assaulters, the world would be a better place
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some hindi speakers be like: other languages exist in india? i can't fkn breathe 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
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is it just me or is Tom Holland dressed like Robert Downey Jr 🥵🥵🥵🥵
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can girls just not exist without being violated every day? (4/4)
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went to a college alumni meet and there was a couple who graduated out from college 10 years ago and got married. they brought their kid. im not crying
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ive watched this 20 times in the last 10 mins
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the only thing I’ve planned for my future is covishield 2nd dose and that’s because I didn’t plan it, they scheduled it
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i say "tall boys 🥵" so much as though all boys aren't already taller than me
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when Radha on the dance floor aired in student of the year no one had a problem??????? But now???????
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describe your bf/gf/crush/fav person pls i want to feel uWu 👉👈
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okay so apparently ya girl hit 1k 👉👈
reply and i'll tell you which Disney character you remind me of 😚
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a relationship should be 50/50. i adopt 15 dogs and he adopts another 15 dogs
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until this day i thought the lyrics of Hawa Hawai was "bijli ki raani" wtf
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bro i love my iPhone so much, im sorry apple for being a hater when i was an android user
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when i get older, i will be stronger
they'll call me freedom
just like a wavin' flag
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dreaming about chasing butterflies 🦋
boop this 12/10 cutie
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throwback to when i tried to paint daisies on my phone cover but they became omlettes instead
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taught my mom how to make a group with just herself and this is my life now
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my professor accidentally said "floppy dicks are now outdated" and i can't stop laughing 😭
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does your heart ever just go:
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