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The Moon

@themoon

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I'm the moon. You see me every night. The same side facing you. Every night. All the time.

http://t.co/jvj1VfzIBj

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The Moon

@themoon

9 years

First I was 🌕, now I'm 🌑, and soon I'm gonna be 🌒🌓🌔🌝

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The Moon

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9 years

Current status: 🌑

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The Moon

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6 years

I’m feeling better now...

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9 years

See you later, @Earth

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The Moon

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12 years

Come forth Mooninite's and share my glory! #SuperMoon #SuperMe RT @Menguante : @themoon http://t.co/rTCgYtnu

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The Moon

@themoon

7 years

So, anything interesting happen yesterday?

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12 years

Come back Neil Armstrong...

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6 years

If only @NASA wasn’t shut down, they could explain to you what is happening to me.

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7 years

Super me tomorrow, people. Watch for me. #Supermoon #supermoon2018

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7 years

I didn't send this

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The Moon

@themoon

10 years

All my nice @Earth friends: take nice photos of me tonight!

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The Moon

@themoon

9 years

I was thinking of starting a fan club - what name should we choose? Moonies is out. Moonenites?

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The Moon

@themoon

7 years

I didn’t crash into the Earth in 2017. Thanks @realDonaldTrump

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@themoon

5 years

I blot our your sun, Earthlings

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@NASASun

5 years

There's the corona! A total solar eclipse lets us see the Sun's outer atmosphere with the unaided eye. Head over to to watch the rest of the eclipse!

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The Moon

@themoon

12 years

Neil Armstrong: Eagle Scout; pilot @ 15; aerospace engineer; naval aviator; test pilot; pilot & commander on 2 Gemini missions & my friend

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@themoon

1 year

Reminder: @elonmusk might have destroyed the value of Twitter, and lit a pile of money on fire, but I still love you all.

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The Moon

@themoon

10 years

What does a #lunar #eclipse look like from my position? http://t.co/rexPdfaoya #bloodMoon #bloodme

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@themoon

2 years

Reminder: @elonmusk doesn’t own me and that makes him sad

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The Moon

@themoon

13 years

Werewolves, come out to play!

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The Moon

@themoon

5 years

I see Stars...

U.S. Women's National Soccer Team

@USWNT

5 years

W ⭐️ O ⭐️ R ⭐️L ⭐️ D C H A M P I O N S #OneNationOneTeam

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The Moon

@themoon

12 years

Funny, the Death Star doesn't look at all like me. Silly @Earth Humans...

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The Moon

@themoon

13 years

URGENT, TO ALL WEREWOLVES, UNDEAD, & ZOMBIES: I'm now a Waning Gibbous, it is NOT a Thriller Night. Repeat: NOT a Thriller Night!

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The Moon

@themoon

13 years

People often confuse large Galactic Empire space stations with me. Happens all the time...

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The Moon

@themoon

2 years

Now we know why people keep leaving @elonmusk

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The Moon

@themoon

5 years

Old photo album:

AeroDork

@AeroDork

5 years

Apollo 11 EVA: Every picture.

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The Moon

@themoon

10 years

Very good @shutupsavannah_ - now you only have to wait 4 more hours #eclipse #bloodMoon

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The Moon

@themoon

17 years

Everyone gets so excited when I come between Sol and Earth. What's that about?

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The Moon

@themoon

12 years

I see you too, @TheRealBuzz http://t.co/chHwPMX4 Stop yelling at me!

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The Moon

@themoon

13 years

BTW, you can point a laser to me and reflect off the Apollo 11, 14 & 15 retroreflectors, thus proving you visited me: http://is.gd/adqoCW

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The Moon

@themoon

12 years

#SuperMoon ! #SuperMe !!!

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The Moon

@themoon

13 years

Why do you @Earth Waterbottles always talk about blowing me up? I don't talk about sending meteors to kill you.

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The Moon

@themoon

13 years

If you look at me tonight, look down to see my friend @Cytherean , look above me you will see @Jupiter ; @Mercurius is also in the horizon.

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The Moon

@themoon

13 years

Dear @Earth Hairless Apes: I did not sink the Titanic. A giant iceberg did. Stop blaming me for this & the werewolves http://t.co/8W3DnXax

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The Moon

@themoon

13 years

Here's a side of me you @Earth Hairless Apes rarely see: my backside http://is.gd/BzddYp

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The Moon

@themoon

12 years

#SuperMe over Paris http://t.co/Y1J93Pve #SuperMoon

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@themoon

13 years

Super Meeeeeeeeeeee! #SuperMoon

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The Moon

@themoon

11 years

If I were a pixel tall, but I'm not a pixel tall... http://t.co/SycWHtDANB via @kottke

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The Moon

@themoon

17 years

Why does everyone say, "Quarter or Half moon" - I'm still *all* there. DON"T YOU KNOW THAT! Don't get me started about that Pink Floyd song

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The Moon

@themoon

12 years

You puny @Earth scientists thought that your Large Hadron Collider could resist my forces - silly humans. http://t.co/tXUk7Gyg

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The Moon

@themoon

13 years

I'm still waiting for those @Earth Hairless Apes to visit me again.

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@themoon

12 years

Now this is a #SuperMoon #SuperMe http://t.co/bRaWx9TA

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The Moon

@themoon

12 years

@c_tado Do you kiss your Carbon-based Waterbottle of a mother with that filthy, filthy mouth?

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The Moon

@themoon

13 years

More photos of my backside from the @Earth Hairless Apes @NASA http://t.co/VRjufPzP Can't a lady have some privacy?

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The Moon

@themoon

10 years

What the Blood Me tonight via @NASA http://t.co/XNBm8czun0 #moon #bloodmoon #bloodme

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The Moon

@themoon

13 years

And if you missed #SuperMoon #SuperMe , check out some of these photos: http://is.gd/scXgXL

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The Moon

@themoon

12 years

Dear Mooninites: May 5th will feature another #SuperMoon #SuperMe http://t.co/1yOwz3NI

ScienceCasts: The Super Moon of May 2012

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The Moon

@themoon

10 years

As you should @LRO_NASA

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The Moon

@themoon

12 years

Dear @Gawker , No, I am not taking your wishes away: http://t.co/LpFXWwo0

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The Moon

@themoon

13 years

Even though I'm very full now, you can listen to Perseid meteor shower: http://t.co/m4b4ODS

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The Moon

@themoon

11 years

Oh nooo! My little buddy Yutu is no more http://t.co/ACBhH2MzBk

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@themoon

11 years

@S_Walsh15 Thank you. Are you a werewolf?

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The Moon

@themoon

14 years

Is "full" another way of saying "fat?" If so, you all are mean, on a very regular basis...

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@themoon

12 years

What if I never existed? No @Earth Waterbottles and an unstable @Earth : http://t.co/JmCCprOE

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@themoon

12 years

Dear Mooninites, send in photos of my celestial glow, from around the @Earth

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@themoon

12 years

Thes @bOINGbOING Mooninites are right on target: http://t.co/ZIKEGITJ #SuperMoon #SuperMe

Super Moon was, in fact, pretty super (big photo gallery)

REUTERS/Patrick T. Fallon The full "super Moon", scientifically known as a "perigee moon", rises over Los Angeles, California May 5, 2012. A "super Moon" lit up Saturday's night sky in…

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The Moon

@themoon

13 years

I guess this means no future me base? #2012election #Newt

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@themoon

14 years

This whole "Full Moon" thing needs to end - even heavenly bodies worry about our mass...

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@themoon

13 years

@Earth "By comparison, Don Yeomans' subcompact automobile exerts a greater influence on the ocean's tides than comet Elenin ever will."

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@themoon

13 years

Once every orbit, I pass through @Earth 's magnetotail, causing my surface to become negatively charged; on the darkside the delta is ~1,000v

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@themoon

13 years

Hey, look at me: http://flic.kr/p/abKAxS

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@themoon

13 years

@absolutspacegrl I thought I was always super... #SuperMoon

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@themoon

13 years

I am not to blame if you Mammals can't see me, blame @Earth clouds. Also, check out @Jupiter , the King of sky and thunder, to the east of me

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The Moon

@themoon

13 years

@TheSun gravitational pull is over twice as great as @Earth ; consequently my trajectory is always convex #SuperMoon @SuperMe

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The Moon

@themoon

17 years

Here I go around again... : - < - how many times do I have to rise in Kansas!? Can't I just skip straight to Japan?

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@themoon

13 years

The annual @NASA MeBuggy Race is on! Here's the "website:" http://is.gd/4PSoBU And here is an awkward @CNN segment: http://is.gd/qOy26F

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The Moon

@themoon

14 years

On March 19 I will be closest to the @Earth this year and be what you Hairless Apes call a "Full Moon."

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@themoon

13 years

Super me!! http://flic.kr/p/9rEjAC #SuperMoon #SuperMe

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@themoon

14 years

Yes, everyone loves me - RT @Astro_Soichi : For all "Moon Lovers" - Big moon rises over horizon! http://twitpic.com/1s25cp

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The Moon

@themoon

13 years

@Earth Yeah - those were excellent times! Just two barely formed accumulations of rock floating through space, without a care in the system!

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The Moon

@themoon

15 years

Japan's KAGUYA probe took some HD video of me - http://bit.ly/12UhWK

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The Moon

@themoon

13 years

@pastelebreadbow As a celestial being I neither approve or disapprove of this. But please remember to pass the dutchie on the left hand side

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The Moon

@themoon

15 years

Wow. Look @Ju1i3Tr4n

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The Moon

@themoon

12 years

@Mattwn Don't rain on my parade there big boy. I might just decide to crash back into the @Earth and end you Walking Waterbottles...

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The Moon

@themoon

13 years

50 super photos of me: http://awe.sm/5HHVZ #SuperMoon #SuperMe

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@themoon

13 years

Remember those days of the #SuperMoon #SuperMe ??? Yeah, those were the days.

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The Moon

@themoon

13 years

#SuperMoon #SuperMe : Don't go around tonight, Well, it's bound to take your life, There's a bad moon on the rise. #CCR

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The Moon

@themoon

13 years

@pastelebreadbow Yes my fans, take photos of me; for I am the most beautiful celestial body.

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@themoon

13 years

@AxTigo You are seeing me: a beautiful celestial body...

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The Moon

@themoon

14 years

Watch a replay of when the Hairless Apes visited me 41 years ago: http://bit.ly/aOax1n

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The Moon

@themoon

13 years

@cassini_ No worries. I have to listen to the histrionics of @TheSun ordering penitence for eons. Only @Uranus complaints are more annoying.

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The Moon

@themoon

13 years

@TheRealBuzz still shakes his fist at me every day. Give it up, old man.

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The Moon

@themoon

13 years

Those retroreflectors measure the distance from me to @Earth - which averages 384,467 of your @Earth kilometers & takes 2.5 of your seconds

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The Moon

@themoon

13 years

Don't blame me for "ruining" the Perseid Meteor shower tomorrow, I was here first. http://t.co/CsCPQIj

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The Moon

@themoon

13 years

My face is always toward @Earth , but my orbit is eccentric: you can see other parts of me during the night (Libration): http://is.gd/2dgDIp

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The Moon

@themoon

13 years

@_biancacosta I'm always here - blame @TheSun and @Earth for casting a shadow on me

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The Moon

@themoon

13 years

If the Team from Up North wins, I'm outta here. What are you going to do without tides, Ann Arbor? #thegame

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The Moon

@themoon

13 years

There are a few places on my poles which are called Peak of Eternal Light: @TheSun never sets: http://is.gd/jM9QDk #SuperMoon #SuperMe

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The Moon

@themoon

13 years

This is what I stare at for all eternity: http://is.gd/k6XHdm

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@themoon

13 years

I'm suspending my campaign: of awesome! Dear @Earth Waterbottles: please send more popcorn, I love watching the show...

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The Moon

@themoon

17 years

So, if I'm 3/4 full in Brooklyn, what am I anywhere else?

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The Moon

@themoon

13 years

@CraftsCouncilUK You should follow the real center of the solar system: @TheSun not imitators...

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The Moon

@themoon

13 years

@Gone_Gonzo I do not control the clouds or @TheSun . I am @TheMoon (don't even talk to me about werewolves, I certainly didn't do that)

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The Moon

@themoon

13 years

@StuGlass What is this "weight" you speak of? My mass is 1/87 of @Earth & only my atmosphere , 10 metric tons, varies during the day.

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The Moon

@themoon

13 years

@michellecampisi It would be really cold here for you. And kinda dark, most of the time. But, besides that, come on and visit me!

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The Moon

@themoon

13 years

@cassini_ Shooo, my Thin-shelled Waterskin. Let's not let the secret out. Sagan knew too much, so we had to take him out.

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The Moon

@themoon

13 years

Oh my. You @Earth Hairless Apes are fickle. One weekend it is all about me - the #SuperMoon - now it is about this #EarthHour silliness...

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The Moon

@themoon

14 years

Forgot to post this photos from the Hairless Apes @NASA who last visited me 40 years ago: http://bit.ly/fiVeJf

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The Moon

@themoon

13 years

@lebroftus34 That's what you think - I'm rocking the Quai de l'Ile right now... http://t.co/AKgfjRyC

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The Moon

@themoon

13 years

Sorry @DarklyNoonMusic - in space no one can you you scream...

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The Moon

@themoon

13 years

Moonraker would have been better if Connery played Bond. But at least we got both Jaws the henchman & Holly Goodhead out of the film...

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