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@theloballong
lachlan
1 year
the best feedback i have ever gotten on an assignment
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@theloballong
lachlan
1 year
i’ve seen the light this is the greatest song of all time
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@theloballong
lachlan
1 year
@schlagenheim @djdairy2023 professor skye talked about the fact that the sort of toxic masculine fanbase is kind of a myth but idk most of the live shows i’ve watched have incredibly annoying fans
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@theloballong
lachlan
1 year
@lateralcast get the jet laggers on here and then the fan art will emerge
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lachlan
1 year
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@theloballong
lachlan
1 year
finally came
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@theloballong
lachlan
11 months
it’s like i can just wake up to a topster
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@theloballong
lachlan
11 months
@irondaledays it’s genuinely disgraceful and i’m seriously considering cancelling my subscription
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lachlan
1 year
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@theloballong
lachlan
10 months
imagining an alternate reality where she became taylor swift and big thief ceased to exist
@pissjamer
jamie turner wife lover
10 months
thinking about adrianne lenker’s country rock/pop album she made when she was 16
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@theloballong
lachlan
1 year
birthday time
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lachlan
1 year
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@theloballong
lachlan
10 months
my english teacher just made a radiohead joke targeted at me and my crush and we smiled at each other for a second omg i’ve never felt more jubilant in my life
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@theloballong
lachlan
9 months
my morrissey fanfic from 9th grade
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lachlan
1 year
@CursedFootball this genuinely makes me feel angry and sad at the same time
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lachlan
1 year
@djdairy2023 geordie does throat singing for 90 minutes while cam plays the morin khuur
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@theloballong
lachlan
10 months
halloween fit
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@theloballong
lachlan
1 year
NO FUCKING WAY
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@theloballong
lachlan
10 months
night and day from my school’s balcony
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@theloballong
lachlan
1 year
@feedbackerrrr i have no idea what even caused the damage?? like it's in such a clear pattern that it wouldn't just be some random scratches
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@theloballong
lachlan
1 year
why can't she just be a normal white girl and not a white girl who LIKES THE MUSIC I FUCKING LIKE
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@theloballong
lachlan
10 months
i have a 7 person support crew to help me text my crush and i’m still fucking it up
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@theloballong
lachlan
11 months
ok this is great
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@theloballong
lachlan
1 year
it’s impossible to do anything cool with a band nowadays 70s post punk bands already figured it out
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@theloballong
lachlan
10 months
i have absolutely no problem with reviews like this let ppl talk about stuff in an interesting way lmao
@RhysGBiv
Mount Qu℮℮rie
10 months
Cool review bro “what if you killed yourself” oh this is so very insightful about the music thanks man
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@theloballong
lachlan
11 months
how the hellfire did i stir up this much drama
@xiu_shoegaze
xiu_shoegaze
1 year
they are not beating the xiu allegations!!! imagine crying over some shitty edit
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@theloballong
lachlan
11 months
top 10 baby names amongst millennials circa 2015
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@theloballong
lachlan
1 year
SIDE A IS FUCKING RUINED WTF
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@theloballong
lachlan
10 months
WHAT
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@theloballong
lachlan
1 year
BRO I GOT A CAKE WITH MY FUCKING YOUTUBE VIDEOS ON IT
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@theloballong
lachlan
11 months
@irondaledays that’s certainly important but there are so many ethical considerations about removing a creator without a public statement. especially for such a contentious issue
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@theloballong
lachlan
11 months
i’m having dreams about my crush almost daily and i’m starting to get things confused with real life
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@theloballong
lachlan
11 months
ok not gonna reveal who it is but a friend that some of you know said this exact thing to me unironically many years ago
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@theloballong
lachlan
10 months
no you don’t get it WE SMILED AT EACH OTHER my life is so great
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@theloballong
lachlan
10 months
dating history:
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@theloballong
lachlan
11 months
psych book knows what’s up
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@theloballong
lachlan
11 months
this is the worst thing that has happened to me in a while
@theloballong
lachlan
1 year
nevermind it's the best feeling in the world
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@theloballong
lachlan
10 months
uh i’m gonna have to leave
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@theloballong
lachlan
1 year
@jltgonmyphone i know this is in good fun but please don’t do this
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@theloballong
lachlan
11 months
how does one create something like this
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@theloballong
lachlan
10 months
my crush's irl personality is so extraordinarily different to the music she listens to it's kind of hard to comprehend
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@theloballong
lachlan
10 months
finally submitted my brown app
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@theloballong
lachlan
9 months
i think being passionate about music is great and i’m certainly guilty of it but GOD why does this texting sound like 8th grade me
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@theloballong
lachlan
1 year
party time
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@theloballong
lachlan
11 months
i swear this song plays in my head every time i see my crush
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@theloballong
lachlan
11 months
@veryvexing jesus i thought that was lynch
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@theloballong
lachlan
1 year
MY CRUSH JUST TEXTED ME WTF
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@theloballong
lachlan
10 months
@flopmidi cameron picton and cheese pizza have the same initials… food for me
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@theloballong
lachlan
1 year
i spoke too soon
@theloballong
lachlan
1 year
i can’t believe i got over my crush in like a week
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@theloballong
lachlan
11 months
my crush is the least stereotypical radiohead fan while i am the most stereotypical radiohead fan
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@theloballong
lachlan
1 year
what if we kissed at the ftft hill?
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@theloballong
lachlan
1 year
let's try this
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@theloballong
lachlan
9 months
how do i figure out who this person is and give them a big high five without seeming weird
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@theloballong
lachlan
1 year
if this gets like idk 2 likes in 2 hours i’ll go on it
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@theloballong
lachlan
9 months
presentation props ready to go
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@theloballong
lachlan
11 months
i really have to be careful whenever i say i hate liberals bc i'm afraid everyone will think i'm a edgelord neo-nazi
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@theloballong
lachlan
1 year
i want to do this but i’ve never taken a good picture of myself in my life
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@theloballong
lachlan
11 months
if this was made into the album cover the album would be the worst thing imaginable
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Images That Could Be Album Covers
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@theloballong
lachlan
9 months
out of all the accounts on twitter this is probably the whitest
@RockNRoLL_85
VINTAGE ROCK N’ ROLL 🎸
9 months
Drop a Guitarists you’d add to this..
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@theloballong
lachlan
9 months
@sealifesandwich wasn't part of the fandom until like a month later unfortunately (also i made the bcnr iceberg so research about the band is imperative for me to know)
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@theloballong
lachlan
11 months
this album is going to fucking kill me
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@theloballong
lachlan
10 months
the closer i get to 19 the more the fact that will toledo made twin fantasy at 19 bothers me
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@theloballong
lachlan
10 months
the joke was about simple arithmetic and my english teacher was like “i’m talking about easy computations, like 2+2=5” and then he was like “some of you think i’m stupid, some of you are thinking of 1984, and lachlan is thinking about radiohead”
@theloballong
lachlan
10 months
my english teacher just made a radiohead joke targeted at me and my crush and we smiled at each other for a second omg i’ve never felt more jubilant in my life
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@theloballong
lachlan
10 months
fuck me she likes fugazi how tf does she like fugazi she's like the whitest white girl to ever live
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@theloballong
lachlan
11 months
WHAT ARE YOUR SEXUAL PREFERENCES? HAVE YOU SEEN BLACK MIDI?
@Neppix_
🩷Neppix ✧ VTuber🪐
11 months
What the fuck did i just find in this damn school
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@theloballong
lachlan
1 year
you know it’s getting desperate when you literally have to rehearse saying a five word phrase before entering casual conversation
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@theloballong
lachlan
1 year
tempted to just text her “what’s your favorite radiohead album?”
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@theloballong
lachlan
1 year
i swear during class i become the most social person in the room, but whenever there’s free i would rather retreat into my shell
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lachlan
10 months
our school should have a music listening room
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@theloballong
lachlan
10 months
i have such a good idea omg i’m genius she’s totally gonna want to go out with me
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@theloballong
lachlan
1 year
i find that i can only enjoy certain genres if they’re incorporated within another genre
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@theloballong
lachlan
10 months
it's been two months since my crush started i've done fuck all
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@theloballong
lachlan
11 months
now why did i do that
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@theloballong
lachlan
9 months
*vomits*
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@theloballong
lachlan
10 months
only christmas film i’m watchingr
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@GeordieGreep
The Greep
10 months
Let’s all watch bad Santa for Christmas time 🕰️
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@theloballong
lachlan
11 months
how did i watch all of these when i was 13
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@theloballong
lachlan
11 months
idk if it's the environment or just my weakening attention span but i just cannot watch movies anymore
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@theloballong
lachlan
9 months
there's a girl in my photography class who is like the manic pixie dream girl's manic pixie dream girl like fucking ramona flowers would be overwhelmed by her
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@theloballong
lachlan
11 months
you belong with me top 10 2000s songs idc
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@theloballong
lachlan
11 months
why is this line applicable every single year
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@theloballong
lachlan
1 year
@fagmidi finally someone who thinks the csh cover is (slightly) better than the original
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@theloballong
lachlan
1 year
gonna ask my crush if she's going to the festival but it's really hard not to accidentally say "are you going to cock and fap festival"
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@theloballong
lachlan
1 year
there are moments when i think that i overexaggerate my social anxiety and that i’m actually pretty good at communicating and then there are moments where i want to lock myself in a cave and avoid any human communication or i will probably die
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@theloballong
lachlan
9 months
gonna start telling everyone that i want to visit athens but not athens greece athens georgia
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@theloballong
lachlan
1 year
just like to note that i have heard of most of the artists in the bottom tier i just haven't heard enough to properly judge the record :)
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@tohellwithoutit
Unravel 🕊️
1 year
Made a women in alternative tier list
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@theloballong
lachlan
1 year
alright this is what i look like this is an image of a very sweaty me before i met charlie wayne of bcnr about 10 hours later
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@theloballong
lachlan
11 months
@flopmidi @cavalcovers lmao everyone in bcnr carries every song
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lachlan
1 year
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@theloballong
lachlan
10 months
brief rant i hate how my mom wants my brown video to like say something about what i plan to contribute to society the subject matter of my video (the book stoner) i like but come on let me have some fun with it that's literally what the video is for wdym "no colloquial language"
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@theloballong
lachlan
1 year
if blue is the warmest color is your favorite coming of age movie then god help you
@davidcinema
Taste of Cinema
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What is the best coming-of-age movie you've ever seen?
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@theloballong
lachlan
11 months
i have since found out that this is true
@theloballong
lachlan
11 months
there is a not insignificant chance that i have half-siblings i don't know about
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@theloballong
lachlan
10 months
i’ve come to wish you an unhappy birthday
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@theloballong
lachlan
10 months
severe blow to my marxist cred bc i have no clue who the 4th guy is
@Yonko_vana
Jen
10 months
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@theloballong
lachlan
1 year
GO FUCK YOURSELF WHAT
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@theloballong
lachlan
1 year
something good will happen tomorrow
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@theloballong
lachlan
10 months
probably doxxing myself here but i’m at school until late and this is the view from here at night
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@theloballong
lachlan
9 months
i wish i could date a girl if only so i could sing naomi to her in a mildly lit room
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@theloballong
lachlan
1 year
@djdairy2023 BUY ME DINNER MEET MY PARENTS
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@theloballong
lachlan
10 months
replies to this make me feel sick
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@theloballong
lachlan
1 year
mission accomplished
@theloballong
lachlan
1 year
currently working up the courage to text them for the first time
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@theloballong
lachlan
1 year
soo tempted to do this for our school’s christmas celebration
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