The KISS Army General
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The KISS Army General serves not to get INTO Heaven, but rather because Heaven got INTO him!!!
Minneapolis, MN/Tucson, AZ
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Kindness doesn't have to be HARD, but it does have to be DELIBERATE...
The KISS Army General implores you to at least TRY!
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Lou is warming up my fishing spot! Praise be for beautiful mornings!!
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@cvpayne
A warning to the Whitehouse
Your War on Fossil Fuels is a War on the Middle Class..."
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Going to turn this into 200 Enchiladas for Jesus' hungry children in St.Paul tonight for Loaves and Fishes! I shop, transport and cook, my lovely Wife heads a crew to serve to those in need!
Thanks God for the Will to Serve!
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This is the very vehicle I learned how to drive in. My Brother had it restored…
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2021 brought this Joy into our lives! Thanks be to God!!!
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Happy Birthday to my beautiful wife of nearly 38 years!!! The Mrs. KISS Army General!!!
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I’m feeling a bit anxious this morning! I’m on my way to the Oral Surgeon for the first part of an implant, the tooth extraction! I could use a prayer if you do that sort of thing!
Thanks!!!
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Lou says, "Have a good Sunday!" Praise be for yet another day! Thank You!
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Happy 38th Anniversary to my Beautiful Wife, and Happy Birthday to ME!!!
I got married to an Angel on my 24th Birthday!!!
Best Birthday present EVER!!!
38 years ago, and last week...
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Happy 58th Birthday to the absolute LOVE of my life and partner in crime for nearly 40 years!! I wanted the Best, I got the Best!!! Happy Birthday Mrs. KISS Army General!!!! I love you!
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@BirkMatt
61 years old. Born in Mpls. I have left Minnesota for Arizona. We still summer in MN, but I have moved my residence and Driver's License to AZ.
MN is a state in decline...
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This is how The KISS Army General Thanksgivings...
God's ears must be tired of my Thanks!
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Fishing with Lou! God is good! Thanks be to You!
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Had our Christmas celebration with our Daughter's family on Saturday before Grandma and I left for Arizona!
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This is my Daughter and Granddaughter yesterday!!
Today she has a little baby Sister!!!
Yup I’m a Grandpa for the second time today!! Glory to God!!!
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@POTUS
You are purposefully destroying our country. You are a traitor and belong in the court room defending yourself against the the people of the United States…
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36 Years ago, The Kiss Army General and this beautiful Angel said "I do"! I turned 24 that day! Best Birthday present EVER!!
Thank you God for 36 years of Wedded bliss to the one you sent to save me!
I Love You Tracey!
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Went for a little drive about 10 minutes from home last evening. Praise be to God for such beauty in our backyard!!
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I built this deck with a Cross at the center to remind us every morning to give Thanks to God for all we have. I look forward to it each day!
Give Thanks Troops, we have so very much!
Peace
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The Mrs. KISS Army General and Lou are a Therapy Team! They are off to spread joy to the local Memory Care Facility! Praise God for Angels on this Earth!!!
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Thank you Lord!
(No, I'm not sleeping, but she is!!)
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On the road north!
Prayers appreciated!
Thank you Arizona!
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What a nice text to receive from my Daughter this morning!!
Thank God for both the Angels here!!!
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One of our first dates some 41 years ago!
Thank the Lord for Angels here on Earth! I got one!
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Things that make The KISS Army General smile…
Jesus sure loves me!!!
THANKS!!!
Sermon over…
Carry on!
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Dinner ALWAYS tastes better with her!
Praise be for the Love of my life!
Yeah I'm braggin'...
Carry on!
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Ok General!
We get it already!! You are MORE than Thankful for your new Granddaughter!!!
Praise be!!
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So, did The KISS Army General watch the "Last Ever", KISS concert on Pay-Per-View, or attend the
@DirtyHoneyBand
concert in Minneapolis last night??
No!
He babysat with his girlfriend (The Mrs. KISS Army General), just like he did in High School!
Thanks God!
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Good morning from the dock! Nothing biting yet. Glory to God for the beauty!
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Somebody loves her new little Sister…
Love one another!
Carry on.
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Giving Thanks for our little slice of Heaven we are afforded here on Earth! God bless America and our little cabin by the lake!!
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Putting the final touches on the migration to the desert from the tundra today! Leaving on Sunday morning at 4 AM!
These are our two morning views! God is so good to us! Glory be to Him!
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Son-in-law and Granddaughter came over to check out progress on the dock. Nice to have them only 4 miles away all summer!
Praise be for little things!
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The lovely Mrs. KISS Army General picking my lunch! Thanks for the bounty of our backyard!!
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Not our Anniversary, but we HAVE been married 13,687.5 days now... (Give or take a few.)
God sent my an Angel!!
Thank You!
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Home sweet home! Back at the cabin in Minnesota, USA!
Praise be for a safe 1,682 mile trip!
Thanks for your prayers Troops!
Let the Summer begin!
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Windy and beautiful day on the lake!
Praise be! Happy Labor Day!!!
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@DaveEDanna
Dave has chipped away the old Dave to reveal skilled Handyman Dave hidden underneath!
Be like Dave!
Carry on KISS Army...
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Aug 9, 1962 = Born (0)
Aug 9, 1986 = Married (24)
Aug 9, 2023 = Anniversary (37)
Thank you God for sending me an Angel!
Happy BirthiVersary to The KISS Army General!
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Showing the new rig around the region! Praise be for AC!!! 97 degrees down here!
Be Kind today Troops!
As you were...
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Yeah I’m cleaning my roof!!!! Yeah I dislike this job! Praise be for gettin stuff accomplished!!!
Very uplifting indeed!
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The KISS Army General topped out at 357 lbs in 2000 and wore 52" waistline jeans.
24 years later, I just went under 200 lbs! and put on my 38" pants...
Thanks for walking with me God!!
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@simonateba
@realDonaldTrump
@JoeBiden
Classified documents documenting a coup attempt by the Obama Dictatorship...
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Yeah I caught a big Walleye yesterday!
Praise be for nature!
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And so it begins…. Woke up to light snow…
This is NOT KISS Army General APPROVED!!!
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Good morning from the KISS Army General's house!!!
It ain't no crime to be good to yourselves Troops!
Do it!
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Simple pleasures in life are the best Troops! Relish them...
Smile on...
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Our 1820 mile journey to AZ begins! Bringing this camper down for my Uncle! Pray for safe passage please! Peace!
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Still takes 5 pumps to get going in the morning, but when she fires, she runs like a sewing machine! El Ranchero!!!
Peace to your day Troops!
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First float of the new season...
Praise be for our lives!
Thank You!
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Beautiful morning here on Lake Minnetonka!! Glory to God!
Be kind to people today Troops! Thanks!
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The KISS Army General's Niece created this for our cabin in MN! If you zoom in close, you can see the Star Spangled Banner lyrics make up the Red and Blue portions...
God bless our country! I ask you to pray for us please!
Praise be for all of you!
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This is the before and after pics of the 1949 Dodge Pickup that The KISS Army General learned to drive on. Praise be for resources… God!
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Red and yellow, black or white. They are precious in His sight.
Jesus loves the little children of the world!
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I lost my Best Friend and Brother 18 years ago. Today would have been his 70th Birthday! Happy Heavenly Birthday John!!!
I love you and carry you in my heart everyday. I CANNOT wait to see you again one day. Be good for Mom and Dad til I get there...
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You think you out can sneak away for a moment of privacy…
Think again!
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Waiting for coffee from The Mrs. KISS Army General before we hit the road from Kansas to Minnesota!!
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Won't be putting this new truck on a flatbed anytime soon! 2022 with 3490 miles on it!
Praise be for a new truck!
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Just figured out this was the 40th Anniversary of our first Valentine's Day together. 38 of those years as a married couple!
Love!!!
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Thanks be for good health! Not everyone can even mow their own lawn!
Praise given!
Won't you join me please?
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Yeah it’s a coffee cruise morning!!!
Giving Thanks for all we have on this, the Lord’s day!!
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Dropped The Mrs. KISS Army General off at the airport at 3:50 AM today. Wah wah... She goes down every month to tend to her parents in their 90s. Sets up a month's worth of medications so they don't have to deal with it.
Pray for her safe return please.
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Please note the fun The KISS Army General is having!!!
Thank You!
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@RockNRoLL_85
Are you DRINKING???
Clapton in a Landslide!
Like a million to one, and that's only if Springsteen votes...
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We made it!!! Arizona, USA!
26 hours of driving, 1.658 miles!
Praise be for safe travels!
Thank you Lord!
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34 miles to the nearest body of water, Lake Arivaca in Arivaca, AZ. We took a little ride to walk on a dock...
Arizona is a beautiful place!
Praise be!
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Early morning on 35W southbound in Iowa!
Praying for an uneventful road-trip to Arizona! 1640 miles.
Won’t you please join me??
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