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@roejogan__
roe jogan
3 years
Joe Rogan broke Howard Stern.
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One of my dogs survived a rattlesnake bite today, give him a fav and a RT
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3 years
As a gay who works — do gays work?
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3 years
My ideology.
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Trump in this #cnntownhall is eviscerating Anderson Cooper 🙌🏻
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@roejogan__
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3 years
If I knew staying a twink would have gotten me an NFL player I never would have touched a weight.
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@roejogan__
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3 years
Gay men in their 30s losing it over Taylor Swift has me thinking I might not be gay anymore.
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@roejogan__
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3 months
Realizing with my husband out of town that damn, marriage really is just being able to hang out with your best friend everyday and having someone to do stuff with all the time.
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@roejogan__
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7 years
Edit: college students are forced to take classes with inflated tuition by professors who teach propaganda instead of real material to be competitive in the job market, so yeah, online shopping is the real problem here
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@roejogan__
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3 years
Imagine being this triggered over a hat.
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D A V I D 🥥🌴
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Not THIS sitting in front of me at the Kacey Musgraves concert. 🙄 Watch this space and send bail money if needed.
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For a tolerant bunch the left sure writes about the potential of Madison Cawthorn being gay as if being gay is bad.
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3 years
It’s still hiking season in Colorado.
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@roejogan__
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3 years
Rare boyfriend post.
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3 years
Made the guy come to the airport 4 hours early just to breeze through airport security.
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@roejogan__
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8 years
Nothing says "how did we lose the middle class?" like millionaires singing about how they'll survive
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Celebrities stick it to Donald Trump with dramatic rendition of "I Will Survive"
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3 years
Pride 🏳️‍🌈 month should be a reminder that we live in such a fabulous country 🇺🇸 that we don’t get stoned to death, hung or thrown off buildings.
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You may disagree but this is the ideal man
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8 years
Trump: "I've fought for my family, I've fought for my business, I've fought for my employees & now I am fighting for the American people."
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@roejogan__
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3 years
Imagine your entire personality being weed.
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Seth Rogen smoked a 'ton of weed' before Adele's CBS concert special
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@roejogan__
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3 years
Masculinity is not toxic
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@roejogan__
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4 years
Ok fellow h*m*s I never do this, can I get to 1000 today
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4 years
Straight men who wear jock straps to the gym, what’s going on there
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@roejogan__
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9 years
Chicago should be thanking @realDonaldTrump for its most beautiful building #TrumpRally
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8 years
We should arrange grief counselors for the #NeverTrump 'movement' #Trump2016
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@roejogan__
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2 years
When your boyfriend joins your gym and replaces your gym crush.
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3 years
How much my parents love my boyfriend is the only Christmas present I needed 🥺
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2 years
My boyfriend runs his mouth (very nice and social) to our neighbors and now we got invited to their high school daughter’s graduation party; this is why you ignore your neighbors!
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3 years
Lesson today: pink is not popular with my psych patients, the comments!
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3 years
Who honestly is having sex all night long? Wrap that up in less than a half hour, I’m trying to get my full eight hours of sleep.
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@roejogan__
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3 years
There isn’t a more insufferable type of man.
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emilio
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move on with your life 😭😭
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Carl Nassib came out of the closet and now my mom thinks all gay people know each other.
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@roejogan__
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4 years
Me reflecting on my parents not knowing I was gay.
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4 years
How many frozen margaritas should I have tonight
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@roejogan__
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3 years
My Grindr profile when I was single:
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@roejogan__
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3 years
Marijuana isn’t helping your anxiety or depression, it’s making you numb to facing them.
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@roejogan__
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4 years
How come when I get on Instagram it feels like I’m the only person with a job
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@roejogan__
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4 years
Get to move in with my best friend and boyfriend in two weeks 💯
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@roejogan__
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4 years
Not a joke, an actual CNN headline: “Biden to unveil $1.9T plan to end pandemic and save the economy”
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@roejogan__
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2 years
A picture of my boy coming off the assembly line (minus the roof rack) 🥲
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@roejogan__
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4 years
Biden is just George Bush and if you don’t understand that then you don’t know modern politics.
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@roejogan__
roe jogan
4 years
What in the Holiday Inn Express
@MikeSington
Mike Sington
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Interior designer Linda Allen reimagines the Oval Office.
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@roejogan__
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3 years
*wears a bow tie once*
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3 years
I’m so tired of gays
@ChristianHogue_
Christian Hogue
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Training through the Christmas sweets
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A hook up from four years ago texted me Merry Christmas
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3 years
Get in loser.
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We are supposed to still believe he’s straight?
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@roejogan__
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4 years
I’ve gotten too lazy for biz casual, leaning into scrub life.
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@roejogan__
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7 years
It's refreshing that the SJWs have taken a break from being constitutional law scholars & are now military experts.
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@roejogan__
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🎶so baby pull me closer in the back seat of your Rover🎶
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@roejogan__
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3 years
*leaves boyfriend for Biden secret service agent*
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@roejogan__
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4 years
When people say, “VOTE!!!!!” They really mean: only vote if you’re going to vote like I do.
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@roejogan__
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3 years
My kindest, biggest hearted uncle who is harder working and more charitable than any one I’ve ever met was diagnosed with the most aggressive form of leukemia there is, he maybe has weeks. I never do this, but ask you pray in whatever you believe in for him.
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@roejogan__
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4 years
This is the ideal male build.
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Men in their 30s should never dress up for Halloween tbh.
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@roejogan__
roe jogan
3 years
My guy hitting the gym more has been looking good.
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2 years
Felt stacked today.
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@roejogan__
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4 years
The voting age should be at least 25 years old, as a trade off no one below 25 should be taxed.
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@roejogan__
roe jogan
3 years
So the pandemic is over right
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@roejogan__
roe jogan
8 years
Women marching for women, who supported a woman, who took money from countries that oppress women. #WomensMarch
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Colorado dad fit.
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The pandemic revealed the Left has too much trust in authority and the Right has too little trust for science.
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Weird being in my 30s and picking up my boyfriend from college.
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Bathroom break.
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4 years
I trespassed to get pics of this under-construction home that is my ~*whole*~ aesthetic
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4 years
Seven days, seven cathartic solo hikes with the dogs made me realize life is all about about health, relationships and nature.
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@roejogan__
roe jogan
3 years
Weight is tied to almost every chronic medical condition that results in a reduced standard of living and a higher increase in an individuals mortality and morbidity. This is out of control.
@danidonovan
Dani Donovan 👩🏻‍🎨 ADHD Comics
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They have cards at my doctor’s office now to tell them if you’d prefer not to be weighed 😭😭😭
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What’s up
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Finally my god.
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@roejogan__
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I would dump/divorce/get a restraining order on anyone who brought Wonder Bread into my home.
@lostfilesjp
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When You & Bae Go Shopping For The Crib
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@roejogan__
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Pic of me + pic of my dog
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john mellencamp deadnamer
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pic of me + pic of my dog
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@roejogan__
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Put a deposit down on one of these today :)))
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5 years
Boomers are geniuses, they literally thought of a Ponzi scheme to bankrupt an entire generation to pay for their retirement while also telling us we don’t work hard enough.
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roe jogan
8 years
Hillary: it's good we don't have someone like [Trump] leading law enforcement Trump: yeah cause you'd be in jail 🚨😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🚨
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We almost went Britney 2007 tonight.
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roe jogan
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This smells like someone blew his fortune and so it’s time to grift again.
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New York Post
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Milo Yiannopolous to open conversion therapy facility in Florida
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If I ever get divorced I want custody of the Dyson
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What should go through your mind when you hear people compare 9/11 to 1/6
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High tops in the summer, don’t be a bummer.
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If liberals channeled 1% of their hatred of Donald Trump to Islamic terrorism their would be world peace
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Friday fit check.
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4 years
Right wing, but also think if the government forced people not to work the same government should also help them, sue me.
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@roejogan__
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2 years
You cannot tell me Kim Kardashian isn’t a genius with her finger on the pulse; already capitalizing off of UFOs/space balloons in her SKIMS ad campaign featuring aliens, so on brand and dystopian.
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@roejogan__
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Trump hates women so much that he is passing a Childcare Act so women can be more competitive in the job market
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roe jogan
4 years
Got COVID vaccine number two 24 hours ago, so far no symptoms, about to go for a six mile run ✌🏻
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We bolo tied tonight.
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No print in the gray sweatpants 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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We are finally moving in together 🥰👨🏼‍🤝‍👨🏻
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4 years
Probably my most embarrassing moment to date is voting for Romney.
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@roejogan__
roe jogan
4 years
All my Trump hating coworkers, who don’t know I support Trump, said they’d vote for me for president because of how reasonable my viewpoints are. 🌾🌝🌾
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roe jogan
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Gay body dysmorphia is getting more muscular but worried you’re getting fat.
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3 years
Society is really so nuts you can look back to the previous month and think wow, simpler times
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2 years
Get ready to hear about guns being the problem while in all actuality we have politicians & a populace that doesn’t want to address the underlying issue with mass casualty events: the mental health crisis.
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If I pretend to be asleep long enough my guy will make the coffee and a bomb breakfast hash.
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@roejogan__
roe jogan
3 years
Dudes blow up bathroom stalls in the gym like I’ve never seen anywhere else before. Preworkout? Creatine? Protein powder? Y’all need some Metamucil.
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The feds are getting smarter and threw in a chubby one to make it more believable
@MikaelThalen
Mikael Thalen
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Patriot Front had its data leaked. This video sums them up pretty nicely: Camera on: We aren’t Nazis! Camera off: “Seig fucking Heil, let’s fucking go! I can say that now that it’s (the video) over.”
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