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🏙 Washington, DC | 🌲New England Transplant (NH/BOS) | 🏳️🌈 Gay | 📺 #RealHousewives & #DragRace | 🐱🐱#CatDad | He/Him/His | #BlackLivesMatter
Washington, DC
Joined May 2010
Did I just spend half of my workday going through my followers here to try and find them on the 🦋 app? Yes. So technically I got paid for it. If you make the move and our oomf Venn diagram is more of a circle then refer to my following list there!.
Not leaving here (at least not yet). I’ve made such a great community of oomfs on this hellish app and would love to see as many of you on the other side with bluer skies! 💙.
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“A second twink has been plowed in the House.”
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“We as gay people get to choose our family.”. The families we chose:
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If you read this series in middle school, you’re LGBT now.
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I just know her Sunday Scaries are through the mf’ing ROOF right now.
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Heartbroken and devastated doesn’t begin to cover it.
Literally drying my tears 1 minute before I have to jump on a 10:00AM call.
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ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS TO MEET R*B AND*RSON? . When I can see him sucking dick on the dance floor at the after party for free? I’ll pass.
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That’s not juror number 4, that’s oomf!
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The White House Monkeypox briefing nightmare lineup.
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Being gay in 2024 is just saying “Not Ekin-Su, lord not Ekin-Su.” over and over again.
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I just proudly, excitedly, and confidently dropped off my ballot in DC. I’m proud to say that I voted for Kamala Harris and Tim Walz to be the next President and Vice President of the United States. I chose freedom. I chose decency. I chose democracy. 💙🗳️
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“Yes we were made aware of the incident with the twink bottom that occurred in the Senate hearing room. I don’t have anything further to share and I’ll have to direct you to the Senate.”
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Being gay is just commenting “🔥🔥🔥” on your friends’ Instagram posts until you die.
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C*itlyn J*nner is a bad person and has no business running for public office.
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Halloween is finally over so I dressed as a cute boy. Anyone wanna kiss?
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Lorne Michaels has a golden opportunity to do a skit with Maya Rudolph as Kamala Harris and Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Selina Meyer on the next episode of SNL
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Not THIS sitting in front of me at the Kacey Musgraves concert. 🙄. Watch this space and send bail money if needed.
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I took my first airplane bathroom n*de today and let me just say… 30 looks good on me. 🔥.
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Shoutout to this mathematician from FIP who knows a thing or two about the quadratic formula. We stan a woman in STEM!
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Choosing to live in DC means always having to figure out if dropdown menus list your “state” as “District of Columbia” or as “Washington, DC”.
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Roses are red, you have a nice rear .But…
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One of my biggest pet peeves is when I ask someone how old they are and they say, “How old do you think I am?”. Bitch this is not the carnival. I asked you a question.
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Today marks my 12 year anniversary of coming out for the first time. Stay gay, y’all. 🏳️🌈
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I am SHOCKED to find out that this man is 34…
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Voted Early 🗳️ .Wearing Blue 💙.Working In Office 🏢.Keeping An Eye On DC 🇺🇸
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Just walked by an elder gay couple and they looked at my shirt and we just gave each other a friendly, knowing smile. 🥹🏳️🌈
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Good morning to girls, gays, and theys only!
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Took a great m*rning w*od picture when I woke up. Sadly still no circle (🟢).
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If I don’t get called a f*got from a moving vehicle today this outfit was a total waste. 🌈
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Watching your train leave at Metro Center because someone in front of you was standing on the left.
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What a cute Fall day in the middle of August! ☀️🍂
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I just called my mom and caught her crying… literally sobbing. Because of how worried she is about me, my safety, and my future. 💔. To the millions of people who did this and made my mom cry, I hope you never find peace. I mean that.
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Excuse me, Do you have a second to talk about our Lady and Savior Sasha Colby’s talent performance from Miss Continental 2012?
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It’s a beautiful Fall day in our nation’s capital! 🍂🍁🍃
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Bunker loves committing to a bit and you know what… I respect that. 🥥🌴
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The cherry on top of what’s already been an amazing week… I GOT A RAISE! 🤩
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I really decided to treat myself last week, huh? ✌🏻💖🧡💛💚💙
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Louie quite literally cannot survive without cuddles.
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Meghan McCain hairstyles that were originally popularized by Lizzie McGuire. a thread.
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Happy to report that serotonin levels have restored back to normal levels.
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@queensofbravo “We’re definitely not gonna be dating*…”. “*Because I’m having an affair with Sandoval.”.
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#SOTU seems like a good of a time as any to see who remembers this man from the Jan 6th hearing.
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I showered, put on real clothes, and styled my hair for the first time since I found out I had COVID. Oh… and I have a mustache now. 👨🏻
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Save us bottomless vodka soda, save us.
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Happy Valentine’s Day Twitter boyfriends ❤️😘
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If my phone autocorrecting “Thanks” to “Tbh anal” is gay rights then I don’t want them anymore.
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Feeling a little micromanaged by my WFH supervisor. 👀 🐱
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Called my mom to figure out if I got Pell Grants in school (I’m pretty sure I did) and we both started tearing up. This is gonna change my life 🥹.
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I knew I held onto this shirt for a reason. 🥥🌴
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POV: You call me on Teams on a Work From Couch day.
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Insta story saw it first. Don’t let people shame you for not wearing a mask outside (once fully vaxxed). If we don’t normalize following updated CDC guidelines then we’ll never get back to normal. Literally never.
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NYC oomfs: Your unproblematic* DC faves are on our way! @anthonydmusa . *slightly problematic
I was today years old when I learned that you can’t buy alcohol at Safeway before 9:00am. Needless to say @anthonydmusa and I are on our way to New York!
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Happy National Coming Out Day to the brave kid on the right! Thanks for being such a courageous 16 year old. As cliché as it might sound it does get better! 🫶🏻🏳️🌈
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Do I need this cow blouse from bonobos?! 🐄💙
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Hello! Do you want to come work at my accounting firm?
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Went to the bar. Did the shot. Got the pic. 🥥🌴
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She also continues to create the false narrative that her experience as a trans woman is THE trans experience which is extremely harmful to vulnerable populations, especially Black trans women.
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Anthony took this iconically hot photo of me just now. ✌🏻
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IG story saw it 30 seconds ago, but I mean… another moment for this outfit.
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