Justin Fisher
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Hmm, very interesting press release from the NHL this morning. What could it mean?
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Here’s the problem. If you let Marc-Andre Fleury do something nice with his mask, you’re going to open the door for others to do nice things, too. You have to look at the bigger picture.
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Kevin Bieksa calling Elliotte Friedman "32 Run-on Sentences" is one of the most devastating insults I've ever heard on a hockey broadcast.
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Nylander: I want $7.0M,
Dubas: $6.9M would be funnier.
Nylander: lol ok
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I love Frederik Andersen. I really do. But I can’t remember the last time I had this much confidence in a Leafs goaltender.
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Today would have been the day the Toronto Maple Leafs get eliminated from the Stanley Cup Playoffs 😔
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Bad hockey teams are literally buying puppies to distract their fans. It’s a thing now.
Something special arrived under the
#Sens
Christmas tree at the
@CdnTireCtr
this morning! Details coming soon!
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Very ugly scene. One guest was heard shouting “Dad, let me in, I forgot my keys.”
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Get his team into the playoffs.
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I can’t believe that Auston Matthews is going to go home tonight and his mom and dad are going to be like “Good game tonight, son. Also, we met Steve Dangle.”
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Just devastating news for the Dangle household.
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I’m extremely confident that John Tavares can’t chirp for shit.
The Leafs chirping the Habs after they finish the comeback with authority. Kapanen's face, Willy's smile, and Tavares' emotion are amazing.
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Kawhi doesn’t want to play in Toronto? What can we do?
*Kyle Dubas parachutes through a window wearing stylish glasses and wielding a comprehensive PowerPoint Presentation*
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I work at the NHL Situation Room in Toronto and we’re all big Leafs fans and we get a huge kick out of making calls in favour of them. Tonight was hilarious LOL
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I’m not going to tell you who you should or shouldn’t vote for. I’m just gonna say you should all get out and vote.
Also, don’t vote Conservative.
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My favourite thing about this Chicago-Pittsburgh game is how they’re leaning so extremely hard into the whole Bedard-Crosby first overall prodigies face-to-face thing like Taylor Hall doesn’t exist and isn’t standing right over there.
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Imagine having two 100-point players and not making the playoffs? Amazing.
Connor & Leon are the first teammates with 💯 points each since Ovechkin & Backstrom in 2009-10 & the first
#Oilers
duo to hit the century mark together since Kurri & Carson in 1988-89.
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Win or lose, the Leafs should rack up record fines for comments about the officiating.
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literally not a single thing has changed lol
Few can know the disappointment of cheering for the Leafs as well as vlogger Steve Dangle:
http://t.co/mTbIAUzVJ4
http://t.co/yyVcbylfFn
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A Leafs fan ate cat shit the other night and somehow that’s less embarrassing than whatever this is.
John Tavares brokes
#Isles
fans hearts when he left for Toronto in July. Thursday he’ll face those fans on LI for the first time. It won’t be a warm reception. Watch
#DearJohn
today on
@News12
.
@eyesonislesFS
@Offside_Tavern
@Section_329
@IslesGirl3
@islesfanrico
@gothambatman14
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I tested positive for COVID-19 this morning. You do not want this. Get a vaccine as soon as possible and please stay safe in the meantime.
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The ice is playoff hockey.
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You're not a real Leafs fan unless you change your profile picture to this...
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Amazing. McDavid is going to be able to show his grandkids this NHL18 cover and say "this is the jersey I wore before I played in Toronto."
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Matt Martin doing work.
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I absolutely think Patrik Laine can put up Ovechkin-like numbers.
For example: 0 Stanley Cups
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All year I heard “the North Division is trash” and “it��s AHL-level hockey” and “my beer league team could win the North” and it turned out it was all true.
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The Leafs might lose in the first round a lot but we’ve never lost an entire franchise at least.
Who cares if the Leafs won 50 games? Let’s see them win when it matters
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Poor child was probably hoping for a fire truck and I was like, nah, let’s dunk on his dad instead for the clout. 😎
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Vegas is an incredible story. And so is Washington. An incredible series. Some incredible hockey.
But have to think the real winners tonight are the Toronto Maple Leafs.
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Listen. If the guy who literally builds the team isn’t a cocky, trash-talking, psycho fanboy of said team, maybe ~that~ is the real problem.
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Not to make excuses, but the Leafs *are* without John Klingberg.
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It’s true that I Don’t Care about the NHL Finals, but if St. Louis wins and Bruins fans cry about the Bozak trip for years to come, I might find a way to enjoy it.
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The whole Mitch Marner Runs The Leafs’ TikTok Account conspiracy theory/saga is breathtaking.
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The Flyers bench getting mad at Toronto running PP1 in a blowout is funny. The Leafs responding by putting Ryan Reaves out is funnier. The Leafs immediately giving up a shorty? Peak comedy. It doesn’t get any better.
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I’m watching the Leafs game on Sportsnet 4K and it appears only a few of us had this happen, but the first 5 minutes of the game had no play-by-play, no commentary. Just the on-ice sounds. It was beautiful, and it should be an option to me.
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You might think accidentally using dog shampoo is funny. You might think the Advanced Odor Control line is hilarious. But what really sends this over the top is “I’m guessing this is common.”
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I hear Wayne Simmonds’ contract demands of Toronto are reasonable. He wants $1M a year and to kick my ass.
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Gritty is a menace to society and personally I hope he's never stopped.
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Auston Matthews is the best hockey player in the world.
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All I’m saying is the Leafs are North Division Champions and the Habs are nothing
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On
#ElectionDay
, here's a couple very important reminders before you head to the polls.
- Bring your ID
- Don't vote for Doug Ford
- Have fun!
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Toronto hasn’t done shit in the postseason for a long time but I will still die on the hill that William Nylander is a Playoff Performer.
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There’s no way Patrik Laine can put up Ovechkin-like numbers.
For example: 1 Stanley Cup
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Nylander just said him and Kappy practice fighting at home and folks, I am crying
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“I think [Tampa Bay] is going to get power plays now. We know how this works.”
Imagine one of the game’s most well-known commentators saying this about playoff officiating and the league just being like, yes, this is good, we are doing a great job.
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lmao what!?
very cute girl: what you thinking about
me: auston matthews is gonna score 50 in 50
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I think Galchenyuk is doing so well in Toronto because we appreciate and love and support him more than Habs fans did.
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People are saying that Habs fans deserve this draft lottery outcome after such a tough year. But have you ever considered that maybe the Habs and their fans deserve nothing good ever?
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idiots: I am so mad at the Maple Leafs
fools: I am so angry about everyone being so mad at the Maple Leafs
rubes: Hahaha the Maple Leafs
me [relaxed, transcendent, clear skin]: I have risen above the human experience, I do not have time for your pettiness. I have met God.
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In honour of Wayne Simmonds first goal as a Leaf, I will be doing donuts in the parking lot of the Walmart at Morningside and 401.
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Bastard demanded $6M+ in my NHL19 franchise, goddamn.
Leafs closing in on 4 year extension with Andreas Johnsson. Likely between $3.25 mil and $3.5 AAV.
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I never doubted them. Even when they lost, I said “these guys are going to win.”
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Morgan Rielly apologizing to Keith Kinkaid for that goal is the most pure act any human has ever performed.
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Three minutes of the Leafs absolutely roasting my buddy? This is what you might call “extremely my shit”.
.
@Steve_Dangle
definitely knows his hockey but how good is he on the ice?
The
@MapleLeafs
grade our favourite Leafs fan's hockey skills... there's still some room for improvement. 😂
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Zero sarcasm: I don’t feel at all awful for Sens fans. I think it’s fantastic that they’re trading Karlsson. He’s one of the best offensive defencemen to ever play the game and you squandered his talent. I hope you get a ton of picks and prospects for him and they all bust.
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I asked my friend to name a famous hockey podcaster and it backfired on me.
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who gave this man a book deal
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when you find out Tessa and Scott aren’t actually together
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FUCK THE 1 MILLION MARCH Y’ALL A BUNCH OF IDIOT LOSERS
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I mean, listen. Does this make me feel good? Yes. Do I enjoy watching this? Oh yeah.
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Arash, immediately, should put down his phone.
The Maple Leafs, immediately, should pick up the phone and offer the head coaching job to Rick Bowness.
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Winnipeg and Las Vegas put on a hell of a series, but there’s no doubt the real winners were the Toronto Maple Leafs.
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The HNIC panel going off on Nick Cousins and calling him a rat is awesome.
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Winnipeg is going to be furious when they hear about this tomorrow from the town crier.
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Mitch Marner went off because he didn’t want all the kids in attendance to tease him on the playground tomorrow.
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auston: happy to be in toronto?
john: not as happy as i am to be out of the new york islanders organization, an ice hockey organization that i secretly hate!!!
together: muahahahahahaha
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I’ve heard a lot about Tkachuk’s goal scoring and toughness, but no one told me he was funny.
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I refuse to take over the Toronto Maple Leafs in NHL 19 because I respect
@kyledubas
too much.
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Suzuki scores. Huge goal for the Toronto Maple Leafs.
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Someone is going to take a picture of Mitch Marner at the grocery store and people online are going to be like “Buying food? To eat!? Trade this guy for nothing. Cap space is very good.”
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Folks, I gotta tell you... Jarome Iginla was the fucking man.
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It appears I’m the only one who’s brave enough to say it, so here it goes: this trend in the NHL of getting team dogs and posting dog pics is lazy and designed to sucker weak people into smashing that like button and awwww wook at this lil floof r u a good boy muah muah muah ilu
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