Queens funeral isn’t sad if you put “Life is a Highway” behind it

@bridgecrewdave Max and the boys will be taking a backseat to this one

@kaedwards14 Kenny! Mega viral !

I think speak for everyone when I say we want Frankie Valli as next year’s halftime show #SuperBowlLIX

@RahRahRaina Orange Gatorade 🤞🏻

If you’re a real drake fan you sent a wellness check to the bridal path

My dad: our Super Bowl performances were tom petty, Bruce Springsteen, Prince… Me: mine was a guy calling another guy a pedofile

There is nothing funnier than a Super Bowl performance just being a big excuse to call someone a pedofile

I got big money on Kendrick bringing out drake to prove they’re actually friends and then do the dance from happy feet together #SuperBowl

@1followernodad Would you want to come on our morning show to chat about that? It’s super interesting!

@mahaaaay Stand up my kings

@mahaaaay Any man you know has found porn in the forest

Can you fucking imagine commenting on a video/photo/anything from someone you don’t know? The amount of weird sad loser that must be in your body…

@mahaaaay I know nothing about baseball but does this mean no Alonso ??

Completed dry Jan and now it’s onto cry Feb

Tipping my uber driver a dollar every time he makes an aggressive move

Life is a highway but it’s the Gardiner so it sucks🎵🎶

Explain to me why my building lets these dorks in to try and sell me shit

How has ovechkin been open on the power play for 20 years but they can’t find Matthews for a look EVER