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Freelance Writer, bylines at The AV Club, Splitsider, Uproxx, and Vice Sports. I sell beer at my real job. Retweets are gay for Moleman.

Cheektowaga, NY
Joined April 2009
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3 years
simply having a
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Have no memory of this tweet or it doing the numbers that it did…
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Just realized Morrissey is the Paul Joseph Watson to Billy Corgan's Alex Jones.
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RT @thejohnhugar: "MITCH HEDBERG NEVER PUNCHED DOWN!" Well great, you just ruined Mitch Hedberg for me.
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RT @KanesCabDriv3r: Your baby on board sticker isn’t gonna make me any less drunk
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tavon austin dua lipa sydney sweeney ayahuaca naked scene
@brickonbrick3
Disaster Artist
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Hinge Date: You’re the first guy I’ve ever had over to my apartment Her YouTube:
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If Anthony Davis is out for the rest of the season, I get the inevitable jokes, but that really sucks. Like, this trade put him in a much worse position than Luka, and this would make it even harder for Mavs fans to embrace him...
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Does Grok watch American Dad?
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I'm not religious, but "Meant To Live" by Switchfoot is an undeniable banger.
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Julian Casablancas could sing the absolute fuck out of "Rock And Roll Is King" by ELO...
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"Four Little Diamonds" rules so fucking much.
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brian
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crazy how hard all of this goes
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DEI made him do it.
@BR_OpenIce
B/R Open Ice
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Tony DeAngelo, right into his own net 🫣
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I don't disagree with the sentiment, but...that's not how the minions act or think.
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RT @reevierat: No keep her locked up. Mother fucker won’t let me pass boating school and i’ve been at this shit for 25 years
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Saw this at work and burst into laughter.
@abcdentminded
abcdent
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I can't do it anymore. I can't continue to use a website owned by a nazi as the politics continue to slide further into extremism and bigotry. I know we make fun of it as the "woke twitter alternative" but I'm going to make the change. I'm migrating to Truth Social
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Predators getting in a "here's how Bernie can still win" joke.
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Ben Mathewson
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Go Bills
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It's destined to happen when your primary motivation is revenge. A lot of woke excess was the result of the left wanting to teach the right a lesson for the stifling cultural conservatism of post 9/11 America. The cycle never ends because it's always about payback above all.
@bendreyfuss
Ben Dreyfuss
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A lot of republicans seem to have watched the last decade of politics and been like “wow the left descended into hysterical moral panics which alienated voters and became a huge political liability. Now it’s our turn to do that!”
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RT @WildBillWellman: It isn’t concern trolling to think anyone saying racist shit shouldn’t have this position in our government’s systems.…
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If he wins tomorrow, he’s definitively ahead of every QB other than Brady and Montana. And it would basically be impossible for Josh or Lamar to surpass him unless they go on an even more unprecedented run than the one he’s on now.
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RT @Seinfeld2000: what if seinfeld was today
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